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    How Thorin Oakenshield was nearly unmanned by a pair of dressmaker shears.

     

    Or: “We're not fertile people, you said. Nobody's going to know, you said. Well, congratulations! You managed to put a bun in my oven on the first try. Yavanna only knows how many at that. I told you! Gaaah!”, Billa hissed before she reached for the chamber pot again.

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    23 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 71

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    During the sack of Erebor, Thorin makes a decision that changes everything.

    When Thranduil is not confronted, but asked by a child for help, how is he supposed to say no?

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Bella has felt trapped by the tight constraints of Hobbit society and her family ever since her parents died. But as her magic grows stronger day by day, there is a herd of Dwarrow who would be more than happy to take her, in exchange for some help with their pest problem.

    It's a simple deal, really. She steals their home back for them. They steal her from her home.

    That's all there is to it, of course, because nothing could happen when stuck in close quarters for 8 months. Especially when there's magic involved.

    --Formerly--

    Bella doesn't know why she expected to be able to live a quiet life. She didn't particularly want a quiet life, she was more in the habit of it than anything else. So when a wizard shows up on her doorstep and a bunch of dwarves brings her a quest that she has particularly good skills to accomplish, well...Habits are made to be broken...Right?

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    Magic fem Bilbo, now with poly ships

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    23 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Lizzy Lovewell is a precocious little thing who is eager to learn

    And lucky her

    Her dad Blake is more than happy to teach her so much

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    23 Jun 2026

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    After the BoTFA, Bella greets her husband with suprising news. Their first child is on the way. He takes the news...well.

    (Bella bullying Thorin into having as many children as possible out of spite under the guise of trying for a boy.)

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    23 Jun 2026