AnonymousLlama
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
Your name is Bob Reynolds. You are no one special. You are also, somehow, remembering bits and pieces of a life you've never lead.
OR
A retelling of Sentry (2000), because I've never had six issues of a comic captivate me so.
-
for all the gold or sterling by AnonymousLlama
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
08 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
Sometimes you just have to sit and consider your life and death over a cigarette. Jason Todd knows this better than most.
Sometimes you just have to sit and consider someone else's life and death over a cigarette. Jason Todd also knows this better than most. -
make a wish and hold my breath by AnonymousLlama for patheticreation
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
20 May 2025
Tags
Summary
Robin drowns in a well. Six months later, he climbs back out.
He doesn't climb back out alive.
-
death be kinder than man by AnonymousLlama
Fandoms: Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
03 Jan 2025
Tags
Summary
Jason Todd knew from a very young age that Catherine Todd wasn’t his biological mother. He also knew that Willis Todd wasn’t his biological father. Neither of these facts bothered him very much, until about a week before he died. They bothered him then.
And when he came back, well. Then they bothered him significantly more.In which Jason unwillingly collects parents (and siblings) like Bruce collects children, and his daddy issues rise to match.
Series
- Part 1 of The J-Son AU
-
no word i have written (will ring quite as true) by AnonymousLlama
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
26 Oct 2024
Tags
Summary
Batman's secret identity is one of the world's best-kept secrets.
That's not to say that nobody knows, just that no one will say.Series
- Part 2 of The J-Son AU
Recent series
-
Where We'd End Up (Francesca) by AnonymousLlama
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
16 Aug 2024
- Words:
- 1,994
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 8
-
The J-Son AU by AnonymousLlama
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
03 Jan 2025
- Words:
- 80,072
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 68
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Lost Days-era.
Jason's latest teacher is cruel man, but a boring one. There's no reason for Jason to expect that he will be any different from the rest—just another monster with a skillset that Jason wants to learn. He'll get what he needs and then take out the trash before he goes, as always.
It's all going according to plan until, very suddenly, it isn't.
~
One of Jason's instructors kidnaps Bruce fucking Wayne. This changes nothing, or at least that's what Jason keeps telling himself.
Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 41,903
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 288
- Kudos:
- 2,638
- Bookmarks:
- 769
- Hits:
- 28,793
Bookmarked by AnonymousLlama
28 May 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“It’s fine, Jason,” Dick says. “Chill out. I’m a grown adult, it’s not like Slade’s bothering a teenager anymore. It’s enrichment for me. I get a little shot of adrenaline and a bug treasure hunt. Sometimes he even makes me coffee.”
“And you drink it?”
“Well, yeah. It’s my fucking coffee, I’m not going to waste it.”
“I’m going to kill him,” Jason decides aloud. “Next time I see that man, I’m gonna kill him.”
“No, Jason, do not,” Dick says in the same tone Jason uses to tell his dog not to chew on his boots.
Series
- Part 1 of priusverse
Bookmarked by AnonymousLlama
21 May 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Dolly is the very nice old woman who lives three blocks down from Jason’s third-favorite safe house. It’s not out of the norm for her to ask him to put this or that knick-knack on this or that shelf, but it is out of the norm for him to open the closet door and nearly be swallowed by yarn.
“Oh, dear,” Dolly says. “I forgot that was the yarn closet.”
“A yarn closet,” Jason repeats disbelievingly. He places the knick-knack on top of the shelf. There is an endless rainbow of yarn pooled around his feet. “What do you even do with all this?”
Dolly says, “Hats, scarves. Hot pads if I’m bored. Blankets if there’s a baby. Honestly, you can crochet all kinds of things.”
“Crocheting,” Jason says. And this is where he makes his fatal mistake: “Is that kind of like knitting?”
Five minutes later, Jason finds himself seated on the couch, a bundle of yarn in one hand and some kind of hook in the other.
***
Jason Todd learns how to crochet. It turns out that having healthy emotional outlets improves your mental health and your relationships with others--like, say, a certain set of Bats.
Series
- Part 2 of dolly-verse fics
Bookmarked by AnonymousLlama
12 Jan 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Red Hood kept his distance from the Bats. They had something akin to a truce, but they always maintained a healthy level of mutual wariness and animosity. None of them knew him, not in any way that mattered, and he was content keeping things that way.
Unfortunately, secrets had a way of coming to light.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 88,207
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Collections:
- 12
- Comments:
- 1,701
- Kudos:
- 5,367
- Bookmarks:
- 1,536
- Hits:
- 135,146
Bookmarked by AnonymousLlama
20 Dec 2025
-
Sansûkh by determamfidd
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
30 Jun 2021
Tags
Summary
From a Hobbitkink prompt:
The battle was over, and Thorin Oakenshield awoke, naked and shivering, in the Halls of his Ancestors.
The novelty of being dead fades quickly, and watching over his companions soon fills him with grief and guilt. Oddly, a faint flicker of hope arises in the form of his youngest kinsman, a Dwarf of Durin's line with bright red hair.
(Follows the story of the War of the Ring).
(Bagginshield, Gimli/Legolas) In which recovery takes time, the dead members of the Company take to watching Gimli as though he’s a soap opera, the living struggle with being left behind, Legolas is confused, Khuzdul is abused, and Thorin is four feet and ten inches of guilt and anger.
~**~
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 577,879
- Chapters:
- 51/51
- Collections:
- 31
- Comments:
- 10,927
- Kudos:
- 25,031
- Bookmarks:
- 9,601
- Hits:
- 1,446,453
Bookmarked by AnonymousLlama
12 Dec 2025