Animal_Arithmetic
Fandoms
- The Pitt (TV) (60)
- Stranger Things (TV 2016) (37)
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (35)
- The Witcher (TV) (28)
- Voltron: Legendary Defender (8)
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This Ain't a Romcom! (except when it totally is) by Animal_Arithmetic
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, The Fall Guy (2024)
26 Jul 2026
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Ryland debated with himself for all of seven seconds on the ethics of fake dating a celebrity in exchange for a stupid amount of money.
On the one hand, was he willing to sacrifice his integrity to help a celebrity unmuck his name from his own lack of foresight?
On the other hand, that was a lot of ribeye and sour skittles he could buy…
Ryland planted his hands on his hips and stared the lady down. “Just one more question,” he said, pushing his slipping glasses up his face. “Who the heck is Tom Ryder?”
He did not expect the wide array of reactions to his question. Colt threw his head back with a cackle. Jody fought a laugh behind bitten lips. The lady in front of him pinched the inner corner of her eyes and muttered something about murder being easier to cover up than whatever this malarky was. The man standing petulantly behind her stared at him in a weird mixture of shock, outrage, and disbelief.
“… What?”
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Ryland Grace is willing to do the most insane summer scheme for some ribeye and sour skittles.
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There Are Reasons To Leave (And A Thousand More To Live) by Animal_Arithmetic
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
21 Apr 2026
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Robby decides to adopt Baby Jane Doe after all and use his sabbatical to bond with her.
... Now to figure out how many boxes of diapers he can fit into his Subaru.
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… Surprise? It's a... Well That's Not a Typical Mid-Life Crisis Purchase by Animal_Arithmetic
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
09 Apr 2026
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On top of all the terrible shit happening on his last shift before his sabbatical, it turns out his body was harboring a tiny little parasite.
… Okay. A large parasite.
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Robby snaps. He's sick and tired of being disrespected after giving his blood, sweat, and tears to a hospital that doesn't give a damn about him.
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Robby's son brings him lunch.
Thing is, no one knows he has a son.
Series
- Part 1 of Stolen Leather Jackets
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All the fics where Robby was born and raised in Russia, but not necessarily all in the same continuous universe.
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Me, Myself, and My Imaginary Alien Bestie by sirius_ate_my_homework
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 Jul 2026
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Bookmarked by Animal_Arithmetic
22 Jul 2026
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Aging Gracefully by jadedace
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
22 Jul 2026
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It's been years since Doctor Ryland Grace saved Erid and Earth. He is content with his life, happy just to teach the next generation of Eridians and have the occasional game night with Rocky and Adrian in his dome. For the most part, nothing changes.
And that's the problem. Shouldn't Grace, y'know...age? When Rocky indicates that he should be sixty human years old by now, Grace can't reconcile the young face in the mirror with the time that his friend has religiously kept.
Things get more complicated when another undoubtedly human ship shows up at the edge of the 40 Eridani system. Suddenly Grace is playing ambassador between the two species, and tensions are rising between them. Will this be a successful second contact, or is the peaceful life Grace just wants to live too much to ask for?
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Bookmarked by Animal_Arithmetic
22 Jul 2026
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Three Of Us by RiverRaenn
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016), The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Apr 2026
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The Ryland, Colt and Holland Triplets AU snippet no one asked for
Bookmarked by Animal_Arithmetic
19 Jul 2026
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Last Meal by ChaoticEldritchEntity
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jun 2026
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“DuBois. Annie. You can’t send them.”
Eva blinked.
“Then what do you propose I do instead?”
His chest stopped moving for a few seconds, as did his hands. He was still, all of a sudden. Motionless, his eyes still staring at her but the muscles around them contracting like he was fighting a deep instinct to squeeze them shut.
He began to breathe again, shallowly. Then, he opened his mouth.
“Send me.”
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Ryland Grace has thought it all through. He is the only person truly qualified for the mission. He knows Stratt will agree to send him; he's expendable to her.
So naturally, he makes sure they become friends before he leaves.
Bookmarked by Animal_Arithmetic
19 Jul 2026
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Halflight by ChaoticEldritchEntity
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
26 Jul 2026
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There is a single message from an unknown number, sent around 10 AM, when Grace was arms deep in Astrophage.
+1 214 505 7732
3/18/2026, 10:05 AMUnknown
wanna tell me my proteins should all be misfolded again 😋?
Grace chokes on his sandwich. He spends a good minute trying to breathe again, coughing up the piece of it that went down the wrong way while Stratt stares at him with an eyebrow quirked.
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Grace doesn't need more friends. He doesn't need more responsibilities. He certainly doesn't need for Tom Ryder to keep trying to make Grace have sex with him by flirting through texts.
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Bookmarked by Animal_Arithmetic
19 Jul 2026