Am_Dead_Now



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    "You say that every few centuries! Always so dramatic!" Its voice cracked between a thousand registers, from childish squeals to shrill falsetto, like a puppet master arguing with itself. "Rest, rest, rest—you’re such a broken record!"

    How had witches and wizards ever believed that three trinkets could leash a god?

     
    Or: Harry, so-called Master of Death, just wants to retire. And if it takes jumping into another universe to do so? Well, she's done stupider shit.

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    Reincarnating as a magical Rock was not on my to-do list. But hey, we do with what we have! Glory to the Great Diamond Empire!

    Emerald OC-SI, NSFW, Rock on Rock action, Futa, Futanari

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    Three words popped into my mind, half deduction, half instinct.

    I'm a Spinel.

    "You're a GEM!"

    My head snapped to the right so fast the rest of my body swiveled after it with a loud snap. Steps away from me, mouth agape, was a young boy. One I recognized instantly.

    Now, I don’t believe in fate, but I have come to believe in comedic timing.

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    Bright sunlight when the brightest light was Vox's own powers. Defiantly no longer in hell. As if the human wasn't a clue. Now if Alastor can only figure out exactly what this human wants.

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    It starts slowly, the steady disconnect between who he is and who he should be. The man in the mirror becomes a stranger to him; he looks into the glass and wonders how everything became so distorted and backward and...wrong. He notices in bursts: when Teddy grows taller than him, when he’s kissing Ginny on her lips and looking at the subtle smile lines she’s starting to develop around her plush mouth. She’s got the cutest crinkles by her eyes.

    His face is smooth as it was when he was seventeen. Which was 18 years ago. He hasn’t aged a day.
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    Living forever isn't all it's cracked up to be. Harry Potter learns the meaning of immortality when everyone he loves dies again and again after becoming the master of death. After millennia of love lost, Death sends him to "Elsewhere" in order to give his master something new and different.

    Harry emerges from ash in New Asgard. What's a man like Thor to do but offer the traveler a home?

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