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    “This is the most thought that anyone, of all time, ever, has put into adjusting a driver’s seat, Eddie.”

    “Buck—”

    “I’m serious. That rearview mirror has lived through so many angles and lives in the past six minutes that it’s about to start recounting its first-hand experience on the Titanic.”

    Just for that, Eddie reaches up between them and tweaks the mirror again. A ray of sunlight hits it and bounces across Buck’s eyeline. Buck’s face scrunches up as he rushes to shield his forehead with one hand. It does not remind Eddie whatsoever of a small, bashful dog hiding behind its soft paw, because that would be deranged. He twists the mirror back into position.

    “The Titanic probably would have gotten us to Nashville better than this truck.”

    Buck’s indignant squawk rings out in time with the turnover of the engine as Eddie hits the ignition.

    or: Gay Thoughts: A New (Nissan) Frontier

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    03 Jul 2026

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    "Hear me out," Buck said. "Clearly, both of us are sick of dating other people. And we're a good fit, in pretty much every way that matters. So what if we're not in love? We don't need to be in love to be happy together."

    Eddie frowned. "So basically, we'd be boyfriends, without benefits?"

    "Yes!" Buck snapped his fingers. "Like platonic boyfriends! We'd get all the benefits of a relationship and none of the heartbreak."

    And maybe Eddie had finally lost his mind, or maybe it was from all the alcohol clouding his judgment, but the idea of it didn't sound half as crazy as it should have.

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    After Buck’s and Eddie’s dates both end with disasters – proving once again that maybe dating just wasn’t meant for them – they decide to simply settle for each other. If there was one person in the world they'd ever trust with their hearts, it was each other. And who was a better person to date other than your very own best friend?

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    18 Jun 2026

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    "Eddie's back now, right? And I gotta imagine that small house is uncomfortable for all three of you."

    "No, it's pretty comfortable." Buck was at least. He couldn't speak for Eddie, of course, but he was sure he knew his best friend. Eddie was fine.

    "There's only one bedroom." Ravi paused. "Well, two, but the other one is, you know. Chris' bedroom."

    "Yeah?" Buck wasn't sure where he was going with this.

    Ravi blinked as if it was obvious. "Which means only one of you gets the bedroom."

    "Oh, no. We worked that out pretty quickly after Eddie decided to stay." They had to because both of them were stubborn and refused to budge on who would take the couch.

    Ravi let out a sigh as he ran a hand through his hair. "Look, I just wanted to know if you were looking to move out. Because if so, it would be really awesome of you if you could go through me."

    OR: Buck decides to move out to help Ravi. Eddie helps. It goes about as well as you think.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Eddie: What do you know about Buck’s date tonight?

    Ravi: They’re going to some Greek place.

    Ravi: And he’s kinda ugly.

    “Oh this guy… sucks,” Ravi says.

    “What have I been telling you this whole time?” Eddie throws his hands up dramatically.

    “I liked you better when you were straight and sad all the time.” He pulls his laptop closer to himself and away from Eddie’s hands, “Now you’re evil and gay.”

    “I’ll try not to live my truth and embrace joy next time if that makes you feel better.” Eddie reaches to pick up the laptop from Ravi’s lap, but he holds it out of Eddie’s reach before he can.

     

    Or, Eddie assembles a team to cyber-stalk Buck's Hinge date. It gets a little out of hand when they discover things they probably never should have seen.

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    16 May 2026

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    “But… you’re straight.”

    Eddie snorts, taking a sip of his beer. “I am well aware of that, Buck.”

    “So why do you want to take me on dates?” Buck asks incredulously. “Won’t that make you uncomfortable?”

    That makes Eddie sit up straighter, a frown playing on his lips. “I already told you that you being into men changes nothing between us. I meant that.”

    “Okay, fine, great. That doesn’t mean you have to start buying me romantic dinners.”

    “I don’t have to do anything,” Eddie points out. “I want to. At the very least so that you understand what romance really looks like and don’t settle for a dickwad like Tommy ever again.”

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    OR: After his breakup with Tommy, Buck tells Eddie all the ‘romantic’ things Tommy did for him. Eddie is not impressed and takes matters into his own hands.

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    AKA: The Buddie Romcom Fic

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    04 May 2026