Alpakami
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John gets fucked by his own tentacles. But it's Arthur who controls them.
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I’d watch you in your dream (wish you wouldn’t wake up) by Alpakami
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic - Fandom
27 Jul 2025
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An AU where Mephiles survives and lives with Silver, who does not remember him. Silver falls in love and Mephiles needs therapy
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Burning Spice gives Shadow Milk what he wants. Pain. They both enjoy it, maybe a little too much.
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Neuvillette never needed to sleep.
Wriothesley thinks he should.
He cannot disagree with that.
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Neuvillette holds Wriothesley
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Dragussy agenda (or brainrot if you will) by Alpakami
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Sep 2023
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Wriollette fics i wrote, mostly smuts
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- 3
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Mephiles/Iblis brainrot by Alpakami
Fandom Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
03 Jan 2023
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I am loosing my sanity more day by day, but this ship helps me keeping it together.
Stories might be connected, might be aus, might be just shorts. And smuts of course. Just pure brainrot.
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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22 Jun 2026
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The Patron Saints Of One Way Trips by CC (Sp0n6e)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
26 Apr 2026
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Simon died. Eaten and consumed by the Blood Eel. Not until he wakes up in a place called Erid where sentient rocks live and a guy who can’t seem to wear his glasses the right way.
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Simon gets thrown into Project Hail Mary because he deserves to be taken care of after the ending in Iron Lung. (basically, in other words. Simon and Grace act stupid, made everyone in Erid their spectators of their stupidity)
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- Part 1 of Vampire Simon
- Part 1 of Hail Mary, full of Grace
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22 Jun 2026
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Rocky make Grace feel good, statement by lonelyeridianfreak
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
20 Jun 2026
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{Also can better see Grace. Study Grace. Understand what Grace fifth limb is.}
“Woah,” I laughed, “I appreciate it, but that’s… for mating and waste.”
{I know. Leaky human has many holes to leak from. Never see this one. Has TWO fluids. Interesting. Rocky will study. Answer questions that Grace won’t answer because blood goes to fifth limb and away from stupid squishy human brain. Like now.}
That jerk was right. I could feel two things at once. Rocky, above me, VERY deliberately pressing his carapace even closer into my body. And the soft, throbbing sensation between my legs, pressing at the fabric of my sweatpants.
Ohhhh fudge.
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Rocky and Grace explore each other on their way to Erid with the help of some hot new xenonite technology!
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- 14/?
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19 Jun 2026
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You Make Me Feel Like I'm Worth Something by thetimeofmylife4532
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
22 Jun 2026
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Grace thinks he’s fine being alone and plans to spend the rest of his days as a teacher, relaxing on his biodome beach. He already has everything he could ever want; who needs human connection? So when the Eridians find a bloody submarine near their planet, he's surprised by how the terrified man who came along with it captures his attention.
Now, Grace has a new goal: to get Simon to trust him enough to open up about his past, the injuries they found him with, and the reason he refuses to sleep.
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Blending of movie genres ~ Simon experiences PHM-level hope for the first time in his life, and Grace gets thrown headfirst into horrors beyond his comprehension.
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- English
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- 18/?
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19 Jun 2026
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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- English
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- 26,810
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- 10/10
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15 Jun 2026