AlottoDix
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- South Park (11)
- The Pitt (TV) (2)
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“So gods can topple titans, shape human destiny, and create the universe, but they draw the line at condoms?”
Being a demigod? Not Stan’s strong suit. Camp Half-Blood? Total nightmare. And don’t even get him started on this stupid quest to find Apollo’s missing lyre.
If you toss in Kenny’s fear of his own powers, Kyle’s mommy issues, and Cartman’s relentless pursuit of a father figure, you’ve got a task so daunting that even Odysseus wouldn’t dare to touch the thing.
South Park Percy Jackson AU. Not crossover.
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- Part 1 of Stan Marsh and the Power of Atheism
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Robby and Langdon bicker like the spiritual divorcees they are in the break room.
It’s only afterwards that Robby starts to wonder why they don’t do this outside of work.
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- Part 2 of RobbyLangdon Hell
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Tomorrow, he’ll see Robby again.
Tomorrow, they’ll pretend it doesn’t still sting.
So tonight, Langdon won’t sleep.
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- Part 1 of RobbyLangdon Hell
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When Bradley whisks Butters away, Cartman takes great joy in calling Kenny jealous. Of course, Kenny responds by mentally opening a full case file.
Or: five reasons Kenny ain't jealous, and one reason you can all fuck off about it.
Percy Jackson AU. Not crossover.
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- Part 2 of Stan Marsh and the Power of Atheism
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Being the youngest of the group, Kenny is the last to learn to drive. Unable to afford lessons, he turns to the power of friendship.
Or: Kenny scams his friends for 2000 words and somehow still wants his money back.
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- Part 1 of Spadix
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The SMATLL-verse
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This ship is a prison and I am dragging you down with me.
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Main 5 oneshots in universe. Mostly Kenny centric.
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A cute set of South Park superhero stories inspired by Teen Titans.
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