Almostridiculous



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 98

    Tags
    Summary

    Shawn suspects that Lassie is attracted to him, but Gus thinks he's crazy. Determined to prove him wrong, Shawn bets that he can get Lassie to kiss him in less than 10 days.

    Carlton can't take the teasing any longer, so Juliet bets that if he ignores Spencer for 10 days, he will give up and leave him alone.

    What could possibly go wrong.

    ---

    AKA Shawn and Lassie spend a week sexually frustrating each other and developing increasingly explicit fantasies until someone breaks first.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,990
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    311
    Kudos:
    693
    Bookmarks:
    98
    Hits:
    10,766

    04 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Lassiter does something unexpected during a stressful moment, leading Shawn to re-evaluate their relationship.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,577
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    335
    Kudos:
    4,983
    Bookmarks:
    793
    Hits:
    70,007

    03 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    In a world where Richie manages to save Eddie from It after the deadlights, they still have problems on their to-do list. Featuring everything from Derry to Los Angeles—Richie Tozier's murder trial, Eddie Kaspbrak's divorce proceedings, bedsharing of the platonic and non-platonic varieties, an investigation of magic, a truly disgusting séance, the quintessential morosexual road trip, and OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    107,947
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    826
    Kudos:
    2,286
    Bookmarks:
    808
    Hits:
    53,723

    28 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    They are magic. Richies Voice hijacked by Stan - rip

    You don’t want to go back,” he says matter-of-factly, every word slotting in line like buttons going through holes. “You want me more.”

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Eddie narrows his eyes and stares at each of them in turn. “Ok. Anyone wanna tell me why I still feel out of the loop?”

    Richie has practice keeping secrets. He knows, when you’re being interrogated, you have to take a breath. Then come back with a joke. Like your ribs aren’t getting hammered.

    Bill has not. Fucking straight men.

    “No secrets!” he says frantically. “Right, Rich?”

    Jesus fucking Christ.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,809
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    143
    Kudos:
    693
    Bookmarks:
    101
    Hits:
    6,773

    09 Mar 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Keep “Eds.” Richie says, and gives an awkward laugh. “I’m aware that the majority of gay men are not into me. You don’t owe me an explanation.”

  5. Public Bookmark 52

    Tags
    Summary

    “I mean, it’s fine, I get it. You haven’t been on a date in a while, not with a man, you make good money, you want to flaunt it a little.”

    “That’s not— I wasn’t—” Something in Eddie’s voice says, however, that Richie was spot on. And… that’s adorable.

    “I appreciate it, I really do, but seriously, I was even thinking if we’d gone to some noodle place I’d be totally fine with it. Would have made it easier, actually, going back to my place considering I’m much more ‘noodle’ than ‘filet mignon.’ C’mon, dude, look at me.”

    Eddie does, and he doesn’t say anything, but he smiles. Richie imagines what he must look like in the streetlight, glasses and messy hair, and is confused, but hey.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,338
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    311
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    3,798

    24 Apr 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Keep