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Something Borrowed, Something New by Alien_problems00
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)
03 Apr 2026
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“Yo P, have you talked to that girl yet?” Amethyst asked casually from the bar where she was sitting.
“What?”
“The girl from the garage band who gave you her phone number? We broke the law to chase her down?”
Oh.
Pearl remembers. She gets butterflies just thinking about it. She didn't answer. She hasn't talked to her yet. Frankly, she never thought she would. “Oh my god, do you really not remember? It was two nights ago! She looked like-”“Yes I remember her Amethyst.” Pearl didn't want to turn around. She was blushing merely at the thought of that girl. She just kept scrubbing the dishes.
“Well? Did you call her?” Amethyst seemed much more interested in this conversation now then when she initially started it. She sounded like she was leaning over the counter with eyes wide as starships.
“...No. I haven't called her.”
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Amethyst eggs Pearl on to call Mystery Girl and see what could come of it.
Spoiler: something comes of it
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Ford refuses to take a goddamn break on the portal and gets so upset that he has a meltdown. So Fiddleford drags him upstairs by the teeth. They have a domestic moment, Fiddleford thinks they have come to an understanding. At least he hopes.
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Reki is struggling with his mental health after being hurt so many times. He feels like he can't trust people. He never allows himself to get too close. Until the blue haired boy came into his life. He loves him so much but keeps denying himself. He's scared. Langa is different though. When will reki be able to see it?
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ASL - Age, Sex, we're in the same location? by Thestrawberryone
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
19 Jul 2026
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Abigail is stressed, pent-up and desperate. She turns to a mutual masturbation video chatting app for some relief.
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- Part 1 of Is good sex enough?
Bookmarked by Alien_problems00
22 Jul 2026
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A Jousting Tale by Gillyboot
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
12 Jul 2026
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Ryland goes to the Rennaisance Faire and catched the eye of the red knight, Simon the Butcher..
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Or, Simon steals Ryland's shirt.Series
- Part 2 of BloodyMary AU
Bookmarked by Alien_problems00
20 Jul 2026
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I think I'm in heaven (I want it again) by yousetmyheartonfire
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
18 Jul 2026
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“I can’t force it,” Simon argued. “You gotta open it slowly or you’ll damage something. It needs lubrication.”
That sure shut Ryland up. God, why did the terminology for all of this have to be so charged? Ryland tried hopelessly to take a deep breath and fix his glasses, but the air was too hot and heavy for both actions. He watched as Simon took out a cotton swab and applied a thin layer of lubricant to the ring.
“Once I get the old one out, this should slip right in,” Simon said, returning to poking and prodding at the thing.
“Jesus…” Ryland blurted, chest tightening at the words.
4 times they got riled up + 1 time they actually did something about it.
Bookmarked by Alien_problems00
19 Jul 2026
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And I See You Only by Shineyybean for ollicrillix
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
09 Jul 2026
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“Teach me how you like it, Dr. Grace." Simon's breath on his neck was warm and wet and intoxicating. His vision blackened.
He'd never felt like this before.
The next words from Simon's mouth nearly caused him to choke on the saliva pooling in his mouth.
"I’d love to learn a thing or two from you.”Simon is Ryland Grace's demisexual awakening. They're being real freaky about it, too.
Based on and inspired by this gorgeous art by ollicrillix.
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Bookmarked by Alien_problems00
18 Jul 2026
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It's Dark in My Imagination by hesychia
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
15 Jul 2026
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Dr. Ryland Grace didn't expect to spend his Friday night at the vampire burlesque show with his coworkers. He especially didn't expect to see one of them on stage.
AKA Simon is a dancer doing a blood-themed burlesque routine.
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16 Jul 2026