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    Wei Ying✓ @wei_wuxian
    how mad do you think Lan Zhan is going to be when he finds out that i’ve broken all the mugs we own

    yinandyang @istanwuxian
    @wei_wuxian i don’t even want to ask but…..how????

    or where wangxian are internet's power couple

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    05 Jun 2026

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    “Wei Ying?” Nie Mingjue prompted him gently. “Where are your parents?”

    “They went on a night hunt,” Wei Ying said, a bit evasively.

    “Your parents are cultivators?” Da-ge asked in surprise. “Did they leave you here while they hunted? When did they go on their night hunt?”

    “Four summers ago,” Wei Ying said a bit uncomfortable.

    “Four summers ago,” Nie Mingjue repeated. “What are your parents’ names?”

    “My mama is Cangse Sanren and my baba is Wei Changze,” Wei Ying told him, and recognition registered in Nie Mingjue’s eyes.

    “Wei Ying,” Nie Mingjue said, sounding a bit regretful, “Your parents aren’t coming back.”


    Or, Nie Mingjue and Nie Huaisang run into Wei Ying while in Yiling and decide to bring him home. And it changes everything.

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    25 May 2026

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    “All right, if you insist on pressing this issue,” Lan Qiren said, scowling. “We’ll have a new rule. Xichen, you can date . . . when your brother does.”

    “What?” Lan Xichen sputtered.

    “What?” Lan Wangji demanded.

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    20 May 2026

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    Everything about Professor Lan, from the way he speaks, thoughtful and poignant and never loud— like he was saying I will not raise my voice. If you want to learn, pay attention. It was one hell of a power move, in Hao Mei’s opinion— to the way he dresses, to the way even his gestures have a subtle elegance to them, scream that he is as meticulous as they come.

     
    Which is why it comes as such a shock to Hao Mei when someone in booty shorts appears in the background of Professor Lan’s video.

     

     
    In which Professor Lan's students try to figure out exactly who that person who appears in his video is

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    08 May 2026

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    It can’t be that bad, he thinks. There’s no way he would have done that. But the doubt still lingers, turning into full-blown anxiety as he scrolls down his twitter feed, finally arriving on his latest tweet.

    Lan WangJi ✔ @lan_wangji

    Some of you have never fallen in love with a boy only for him to go missing after his parents die and pine away for three years waiting for him to come back, then continue to pine when he’s back after you realize you’re too scared to confess, and it shows.

    23,043 retweets | 73,328 likes

    Lan Zhan’s face pales and he buries his head in his hands, letting his phone drop on the table.

    This is bad.

    This is very, very bad.

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    Or, Lan Wangji gets drunk and tweets a love confession, Wei Wuxian panics, and all of twitter decides to matchmake Lan Wangji and his mystery guy.

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    30 Apr 2026