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He tries again, searching for the easiest concept that Ilya's brain might still be able to understand. “Your fingers won't move because they're in a really, really deep sleep right now.”
“Sleeping,” Ilya considers that. His head tilts a fraction, the movement small and careful. “So… waking up soon?”
Shane's heart clenches. Wrong answer.
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After a career-ending hit leaves Ilya with a C5 Spinal Cord Injury and a Traumatic Brain Injury, Shane shows him how his hands are still worth loving.
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28 Jun 2026
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the tape measure incident by 17darwinism
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Feb 2026
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“No, your task,” Harris holds out his hand, “is to pull out exactly 9 inches without looking.”
Ilya does very little to hide the devilish look on his face.
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Harris does the tape measure TikTok trend on the Centaurs, and he learns more than he ever wanted to know. But at least the internet seems to love it.Bookmarked by Alexamotzo
19 Mar 2026
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Pub(l)ic Property: Groin by orangememory
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Mar 2026
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In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.
Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.
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19 Mar 2026
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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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17 Feb 2026
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Operation F*ck Around and Find Out by Ihaveaskedyouthrice
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 Jan 2026
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MV WAGs
Jackie: Ladies.
Jackie: I need your help with something.
Jackie: It might not be fully legal.
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Brad fucked around. Jackie and the WAGs are going to make sure he finds out.
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14 Feb 2026