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    Shang Qinghua hadn't meant anything when he gave Luo Binghe his crummy relationship advice. He really didn't.

    Who'd have known his King would take his words to heart, would hold onto their meaning and somehow come to the conclusion that he had feelings for him?

    Well, he wasn't entirely wrong. But that was meant to be something Shang Qinghua would spend the rest of his life denying, not suddenly confront one random night because his KING decided to act on it.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Obito woke up to the press of weight over him.

    He blinked blearily upwards, eyes sticky and mind disoriented from sleep as he tried to understand what was happening.

    When he finally processed the fact that there was someone hovering over him, someone who must have broken into his home, he jolted fully awake, nearly throwing himself off of the bed before he realized exactly who the intruder was.

    "Wha— Kakashi?"


    Or, Kakashi time travels back to his genin days. Obito is appropriately confused.

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    22 Jun 2026

  3. Rec *

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    It started, as most things did in Kakashi’s life, with a mission gone wrong.

    (In which Kakashi accidentally acquires an emotionally healthy coping technique.)

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Ironically enough, Kakashi didn't start having treasonous thoughts until after he'd already committed treason.

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    Or, during a mission gone wrong, Kakashi discovers Obito's alive. He never comes back from that mission.

    Five years later, Team Seven stumbles across a pair of Akatsuki members--both of whom are working under false identities, both of whom were declared dead years ago.

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    26 May 2026

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    He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.

    But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a cannon fodder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.

    He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.

    OR.

    Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn. And if they also learned how to be a family in the process, well, that's just a bonus.

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    23 May 2026