Alabaster_Jester



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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Ron and Ratthew are gay and gay people refuse to ask each other out normally so i put them through the meat grinder.

    I don't know what else to put for the summary so heres some lines from the fic.

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    just a small closet more comfortable than that fucking chair
    ~-^v^-~
    Apparently Animal Corp. is financially stable enough to give each employees separate tiny little rooms for their offices but not comfortable chairs
    ~-^v^-~
    the desire not to be fired wins and he drags himself to that gods be fucking damned chair
    ~-^v^-~
    He blames that cursed chair. The thing is nothing but pain and suffering for the blue rabbit anyways.
    ~-^v^-~

    We, yes WE hate that chair.

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    17 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Yellow thinks his lasso looks a bit like a noose and starts thinking some not good things…
    Blue checks up on him before anything bad happens! Yay! They have a heart to heart about Yellow’s issues. Yellow centric cuz hes my favourite sorry gangalang

    Im bad at summaries dont kill me dont kill me 😭

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    06 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    A typical lazy morning in the Sweet Cap'n Cakes' music shop.

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    04 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'MSO well fed. Thank You.

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Cap'n, ever the romantic, sets up a kissing booth to raise money for the rebel cause!

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    04 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Good. Very good. I was so hungry.

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    After a warm cup of milk, Goob decided that the best way to help Glisten is by making art.

    Art is a good way and coping mechanism to express complex emotions that cannot be put into words. It's a fun activity and a stress reliever that teaches someone that mistakes don't exist and that imperfections add to the art piece. The point of art is not to make something perfect, it's to express yourself and your flaws. That's what makes it perfect.

    Goob just now has to steal Scrap's art supplies.

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    12 Apr 2026