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    “Where is my son, Malfoy?”

    Draco rolled his eyes and entered the living room, finding his favorite armchair and collapsing in it. His book was still open on the side table, marked with a green ribbon. He grabbed it before flicking his wand so his voice echoed over the manor.

    “The unfortunately named Albus Severus Potter is being requested in the living area. If you could please hurry, that would be greatly appreciated. I repeat, this announcement is for the tragically named Albus Severus Potter. Your presence has been requested by the Chosen One himself. Thank you.”

    Potter remained unamused. “Next time my son comes here, I would appreciate it if you would inform me,” he said coolly.

    Draco scoffed, opening his book before fixing him with an incredulous look. “Perhaps,” he said, taking out his bookmark, “and I do mean this politely, Potter, but perhaps you should be the one to keep track of your children.” He flipped a page. “As a friendly suggestion.”

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    Forget everything that happened in the Cursed Child. Albus and Scorpius become friends. Harry and Draco battle the throes of parenthood. They find it surprisingly more effective when they work together.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    The no good, completely awful, distressingly unplanned trip down memory lane Draco didn’t ask for.

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    14 May 2026

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    Hoping for book 2!

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    27 Jul 2023

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    Harry’s occlumency reveals his disturbing home life which sets off a chain reaction that cannot be undone. Snape finds himself begrudgingly caring about the bespectacled boy, Harry discovers what it's like to have adults who care, and Hermione finds herself becoming an accidental crime lord. Draco Malfoy is very much along for the ride, in all senses of the word.

    A ridiculous blend of hilarity and tragedy, Another Mind Game is the multi-faceted fanfiction you didn't know you wanted but will absolutely adore.

    Featuring a sassy Harry Potter, good friends, and a great deal of sarcasm.

    There are also ridiculous endnotes if you make it far enough. (You can do it!)

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    10 Jul 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Different! Irreverent! Read it now!

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    The blank piece of parchment stared back at him. What do you think you're doing? it seemed to say. What do you think you’re trying to accomplish? He probably won’t even read it, so what difference could it possibly make?

    “Probably none,” Draco muttered as he dipped the nib of his quill in the inkpot, “but I’m going to do it anyway.”

    52 letters in 52 weeks.

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    01 May 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    52 letters over Draco's year of house arrest