Absurd_as_Always
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Welcome to the world of Dishonored! The main plot is happening elsewhere, but if you read all these books and notes you find, you might learn something new about the world and the people in it.
Possibly things you didn't want to know.
Definitely things those involved wouldn't want you to know.
(Snippets of recordings, newspaper articles, letters and what-have-you written in-universe. Inspired by my own playthroughs of the game, questions I have about plot points, and just the general dark hilarity of the world the developers created)
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The Absurdist Songbook by Absurd_as_Always
Fandoms: SHAKESPEARE William - Works, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Pirates of Penzance - Sullivan/Gilbert, The Pirates of Penzance (1983), The Beatles (Band)
17 Apr 2024
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Goofiness and nerdyness that rhymes. Sometimes, you just need to get a ridiculous idea out of your system. Old and new parodies and riffs to stretch my atrophied writing muscles, I make no promises as to the quality or merits of these pieces. Read at your own risk. Context included where available.
Absurdity Guaranteed (TM).
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Bloody Dances by WTF You Cant Kill Me Im Not Alive 2025 (YouCannotKillMeImNotAlive), xenosha
Fandom Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
26 May 2026
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Neither of them are the same anymore. But maybe it's for the better. Maybe only their broken selves can find peace.
Chrisker slowburn postcanon!AU, in which they learn to be loved again.
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06 Jul 2026
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Grace has a problem. Becoming a single mom is a little hard when you're in your twenties and still haven't gotten your health quite where it should be yet. Luckily she has someone just a call away who might be able to help while she gets her wisdom teeth out. And his husband isn't too bad either.
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03 Jul 2026
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The Sun Will Set For You by ManiacProductions
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
01 Jul 2026
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It's October 19th, 2018.
The power's gone out in the Wrenwood hotel, she's just watched the hotel manager be murdered, and she's bleeding out on a nasty carpeted floor.
Her last thoughts are of her daughter, Grace who is nowhere to be found.
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27 Jun 2026
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give me hope, give me doubt by frithragust
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), DCU, Batman - All Media Types
28 Apr 2026
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"If the Agent came through, they probably got all the attention of the locals," Oracle replied, a pointedly clear hint to keep delving deeper.
"Hate to be whoever they are." Jason chuckles as he finally reaches a heavy gate, "Just walked past a flock of crows the size of my calf." He looked up at the spikes that lined the top of the gate, blood smeared across the wood with some nondescript flesh hanging from the iron. Under his mask, his nose scrunched with disgust.
"I'm never accepting a favour from you again."
"Noted."
Or, Jason Todd takes a trip to Spain.
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- Part 2 of your beauty never ever scared me
Bookmarked by Absurd_as_Always
25 Jun 2026
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Captain R███████ of the BSAA by tired_demonspawn_ao3
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
02 Jul 2026
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Whenever Grace was feeling down, she liked to imagine all the different ‘R’ Commanders, Captains and Operatives as the same mythical “superhero” BSAA soldier. It felt nice to imagine (if only for a moment) that wherever a bioweapon would spring up there would be an immovable soldier to meet its unstoppable force, saving the day.
But of course, no one person could do all that.Or:
The one where Grace cannot believe all the redacted BSAA Captains are the same guy who, along with his husband, highk kinda adopted her.
Originally thought of as a 5+1 but then I lost the plus one and gained the power of familial love instead.Bookmarked by Absurd_as_Always
25 Jun 2026