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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    Ryland Grace is having the WORST week of his life — academically speaking.

    His twin brother is a disaster; his parasitology exam got postponed again because of "Mothman sightings", and the only coffee shop with the only good caramel syrup, the one that doesn't taste like medicine, has been closed because of the shitty Mothman too.

    So he does what any reasonable caffeine-starved mad scientist would do: he goes and hunts the Mothman himself.

    (Or: The Mothman has been messing with Ryland's life, so he decides to fix it. And apparently the only way to fix it is with his dick.)

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    07 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    ""Are you done with him yet?"

    Simon removed the knife from the dead's skull with a quick pull. "Yes, dislike it all you want, we have to do this."

    "I know we have to, but we're losing daylight, and we still don't have anywhere to sleep tonight. The more time we waste taking care of them, the more likely we're caught out here at dark."

    Grace was right. Simon always insisted that they take care of any loose stragglers they found. Anyone they didn't handle could be the zombie that gets someone killed, and Simon didn't like that on his conscience. Grace agreed with his sentiment, but it felt like Simon was overdoing it sometimes. He didn't openly complain about it until it started affecting their safety. Like right now."

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    Bloodymary Walking Dead AU but we also call them zombies here.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    In order to get Herrah the Beast to agree to become a Dreamer, the Pale King promised to give her a child of her own.

    He didn't expect the other Dreamers or leaders of Hallownest to start demanding children as well.

    Or, the Pale King accidentally saves Hallownest by becoming a man-whore.

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    26 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Colt feels like a blood vessel is about to pop in his head. He is dangerously close to snapping. Jody doesn't seem to be doing any better; her delicate features are completely contorted into a deep scowl. Actually, "scowl" is putting it mildly—he has never seen his fiancée this downright furious before.

    "What do you mean you've lost our Ryland?!" Jody's voice skyrockets, not only startling Colt—who is standing right next to her—but probably blowing out his eardrum in the process. "We just brought him in for an update! What exactly are you trying to imply?!"

    The target of all this yelling, Eva Stratt, the manager of the CyberLife branch in California, doesn't even flinch at Jody's escalating outrage.

    "As I was explaining, Mr. Seavers... unfortunately, we have discovered that your ST-12011 model android, Ryland, is no longer on the premises."

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    22 Jun 2026