11 Works by ASimpleTable

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    “Then we can agree to disagree.”  He says with finality, trying to distill as much of that feeling into his words.  He’s already lining up another lighthearted topic to easy the mood before excusing himself to pass out on his bedroom floor.

    “No.” Aw fuck. The mage musters his best ‘put-upon’ sigh as he can. 

    “Then what do you suggest?”

    “A trade.”

    “A trade- swapping our people?  No offense, but I’d be hard pressed to find someone willing to.  My lads are brave, but-“

    “I don’t need any of your runts.”  Leander ignores the slight in favor of cranking his mind to diffuse the situation.  “You say mine are easy to handle. Then you can have one.  For a day.  See how easy one of mine are to tame, yeah?”

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    You have seen a variety of humanoid forms, both human, cybernetic, and other but the way this man was snatched in his dress was making your smoke and alcohol induced brain stutter.

    Long legs slide through the mirrored hip to floor length cuts in a rippling turquoise, long sleeve dress like obsidian cutting through water. Thin diamond-shaped golden shoulder guards mounted the upper arms of his sleeves. Gold lattice framed his clavicle and curved over his bust with subtle details that trail up the fabric that hugs his neck and peters down his sleeves.

    You swallow when his wavy, thigh length long, high-tied hair shifts to reveal loose hanging rows of golden chains that tumble against the rich dark skin of his bare back.

    The click of his heels punctuates every devious stretch and sway of turquoise fabric slipping on and off skin.

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    Sometimes, girl-dinner is behind your convenience store, hiding a cigarette hidden under your foot from your favorite customer with a Phd.

    On the flip side, at least Car Mechanic Ais is around to bully.
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    Written as an Anti-Valentine fic with Reader yearning for Kuras while the doc only has eyes for MC, your coworker.

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    He won’t let you die.

    Easily at least.

    With that in mind, you have the utmost confidence walking into that room.
    What you don’t expect is to see your 6’ 5” crush on all fours, face pressed to the ground cooing to something below his dresser. His backend raised and facing you.

    It takes you a hearty few seconds to process this before you decide to look everywhere else.

    Oh my, what an interesting ceiling lamp Kuras has.

    You should inquire where he got it.

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    Belated 2026 Birthday gift for my favorite probably unlicensed doctor.

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    “Happy Valentine’s Day?” You voice lilts upwards at the end. That wasn’t supposed to be a question, nor were you supposed to sound sheepish about it. Being wedged between a handsome man and a door wasn’t helping you say-words-good. It pulls a chuckle from him and he finally relents, retracting his arm and it’s warmth, but it doesn’t travel far as he stays rooted in place. You try and fail to not think about it.

    “A happy Valentine’s Day to you as well, my dear. Is there anything I can do for you?” His eyes flicker to your lopsided bauble-boy on the counter while your brain processes the small endearment he had just graced you with.  You swallow and brace yourself.

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    Finding equipment was always a trial. Other than your height BEING CHALLENEGED misaligning with the long limbed and long-legged BASTARDS clothing of the locals, there was little to loot from decaying bodies that, at this point, decorated Yharnam rather than littered it.

    Strewn and flayed, hairy bodies gave the gothic landscape a bold accent.

    There was nothing quite like shaking rotten beast-people parts out of too big trousers that you plan to use.

    Seriously, there is nothing to compare it to.

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    A smile creeps onto his face.

    “Normally, I would be thrilled to be treated to such fetching company-” he drawls, his eyes suggestively roam their positions, him languidly seated on his bed, with her kneeling, her hands pressed against his thigh, “-to whom would take time out of her oh so busy schedule to nurse an insignificant monster back to health-“ She meets his eyes with a scowl, but the flush rising to her cheeks is undeniable. It eggs him on. His tone thickens, saccharine, just beginning to teeter on foul: “-that she would follow him back to his den without so much of a glance-” he winces.

    The wench had pressed a solution-drenched swab into the gaping hole in his thigh.

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    A shitty day for Vere turned interesting. (He chooses to be a little less of an asshole for a day).

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    Golden eyes drifted down on them. They were shinier than the kind fancy folks slipped around their wrists, hung from necks, dangled from their ears, and sat in mouths where teeth should be.

    They looked heavier than all the copper pieces Kid had ever earned.

    “May I ask,” the child looks to him with wide-bright eyes, “why have you been following me for a time now?”

    “Well, you’re glowy.” They shrug. “Like a really big candle.”

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    Wherein Kuras adopts a child and said child gets several uncles/unties.

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    “Isn’t having an open fire on a wooden dock a terrible idea?”

    His head tilts slightly towards the querying voice in question, but he doesn’t turn to acknowledge you. Instead, taking a long drag of tea from his cup. “I’ll let you know if I find out.”

    The fire crackles on loose wood, flames practically licking the boards of the port, but only ash and cinders mar the structure beneath.

    “This place is so weird.”

    “Funny.” He smirks. “You only arrived in the mud about… 7 days ago, but this is your fifth time visiting, and only now you’re surprised about something" he gestures to the impossible and improbable cave around them, "here?”

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    Apart of the TOUCHSTARVED Fan Hub FallFics Exchange 2024

    Given prompt: "MC and Ais cosying up by the fire"

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    Maybe there's something in the air that has them feeling weightless.

    But it’s probably something to do with the alcohol in their system.

    It’s making them feel freer.

    Bolder too.

    How they managed to get Mhin reluctantly dancing on the floor with would forever be a mystery to a more sobered version of themself, but one they will indulge in fully for as long as their pale-haired friend will humor them for.

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    Technically posted for Mhin's 2024 birthday despite it being a Kuras/GN!Reader

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    Touch was something he was fond of yet gave sparingly to a select few.

    Touch was something she craved yet feared.

    Their faces inches apart.

    She tried something daring.

    A peck. A brush of the lips really.

    The hand on her lower back, that urged her closer, told her it was ok.

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