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    Just after his eleventh birthday, Sam Winchester received a letter dropped off by an owl of all things. Dean Winchester knew two things: First, their dad would absolutely kill a wizard, even if he was family, and second, this Ilvermorny place was not far enough away from their father by any stretch of the imagination.

    Harry Potter chose a very important train compartment on his first ride to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There was a small boy sitting alone in the compartment reading, and this boy had on his person three knives and a bottle of holy water. Harry Potter had found his people.

    Severus Snape thought he must be extremely unlucky to be the only faculty member at the school who had a muggle landline phone at his summer residence…unlucky, but also so very thankful. Because after countless shocking, concerning, and frankly bizarre calls from one of his students’ guardians each summer, a Dean Winchester, well, Severus’s life was taking on a completely new and welcome direction.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    "You should never offer your lightsaber to another person, my dear boy,” Dumbledore murmured seriously. “It is a representation of your life. Do not place your life in someone else’s hands.”

    Harry gave his master a confused look. “But you've given me your lightsaber before.”

    A cheerful twinkle entered Dumbledore’s eyes. “Ah, but I am always safe with you, my dear boy. I could never be worried or afraid while by your side.”

    Harry then offered his lightsaber to Tom Riddle.

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    A story in which Harry Potter raises Tom Riddle as his Padawan and son. Harry allows himself to grow attached to the boy, loving Tom as fiercely as he dared.

    He never could've imagined that Tom would one day want him. He never could've predicted that Tom would fall to the dark side, becoming a Sith. Harry was utterly doomed.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    What if the person who helped make Astarion into an at least semi-functional person was just suddenly... gone? What would he do then?

    This is a post-canon exploration of just that!

    We see how Astarion becomes the spawn you can meet at the epilogue party, if you did not romance him. Also he gets forced to admit he has FRIENDS. (Eventually.)

    It starts off not that long after the victory over the brain, sadly Karlach flipped a soul coin and decided to burn up instead of going on a romantic Avernus trip with Astarion, so now he's trying to figure out how to be a person all on his own.

    Shit.

    What will Astarion (and I guess the other less important people) left behind do now?

    Especially when events conspire to force Astarion to re-examine his feelings about his not-siblings under Cazador and to stop pulling away from his traveling companions. They are only being nice to him because that is what she would want... right?

    You can see the tags, he's not really on his own. This is a good thing, despite how much he whines about it.

    Work complete!

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    18 Dec 2025

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    It's a wet summer and Satoru is angry...Satoru is vaguely annoyed at everything, especially, and most recently, children he cannot find and wet summers.

    Or, Satoru trying to track down Megumi Fushiguro, being forced to go to the doctors, and procuring two more children than he initially bargained for.

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    08 Nov 2025

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    Harry finds a Horcrux the summer before his sixth year. A deal is struck.

    (Or, when Harry wakes a seventeen-year-old Tom Riddle from the Gaunt's Ring, it is to a world where his future self has achieved none of their goals except one. Harry is proof that he's a great wizard after all.)

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    13 Oct 2025