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“Thank you,” Dirk continued. “For saving my on-death’s-door, embarrassingly-inept ass.”
The man spoke, his voice gravelly, “Why…”
“Oh, no.” He bolted up, unsteady on his feet like a colt, and sped to the water. Despite both of them having nearly drowned, he jumped back into the sea.
Dirk rubbed his eyes, but the image in front of him didn’t change. The man had transformed back into a merman, complete with a shimmering, green tail.
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Or Dirkjake Siren's Lament AU
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Dave Strider: Hollywood heavyweight, menace to everyone around him, and lucky owner of an apparently haunted house in the Hills.
But houses aren't haunted, especially not by teenagers who aren't even meant to be born for four hundred years or by members of an alien species who only want to destroy the planet. Right? Right.
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KANAYA: Was The Last Customer Truly That Bad
KARKAT: YES. HE ASKED IF THE BONER PILLS COULD BE TAKEN WITH COKE. COCAINE. CRACK COCAINE.
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In which Karkat works at a sex shop and Dave is the weirdo gas station attendant next door.
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LOST CAT
Male, orange hair, answers to Jingles.
If found, please text.
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Dave finds a lost cat. Karkat receives a weird text.
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They had done it, they had finally beaten the game and God they were wore out, they have defeated Lord English and Jack Noir. At the moment the only thing they could do was collapse and sit in the silent aftermath of the price they paid to beat the game. Or that's what they thought until the game decided it had something to say.
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Dirk knew that something was going on but he didn't know what. Sure, he liked being close to Dave, whether that be roughhousing or waking up in the same bed. And, yeah, seeing Dave domestically cook or coming back to a clean house was really nice. So what if he thought Dave was cute? That could mean nothing!
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A Dirkdave fic loosely based on the song Accidentally In Love by Counting Crows
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Davebot and Meat Karkat have a conversation (Probably no robo-kissing. Sorry...)
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Kanaya gets revenge on Rose for her infidelity by trapping her body in a humiliating confinement. The shocking act affects everyone in Rose's life, unsettling them and prompting changes in their sexual fantasies and the way they see themselves.
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something that *probably* happened in the laundry room by caryoumightknow
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Aug 2026
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IF YOU CAN'T STOP DROPPING YOUR STICKS LET ME SHOW YOU WHERE YOU CAN SHOVE THEM by birbosaurus_rex
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Aug 2026
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Karkat Vantas has taken the first step to achieving his high school dreams: making drum major in the marching band. Next up: taking first place at championships.
Sure, they might be the smallest band in the smallest division in the circuit. And sure, their budget might be "no". And who even cares if they've never so much as managed to place at prelims? Karkat Vantas doesn't care. Karkat Vantas is going to bring home the gold, and no one is going to get in his way.
Not even Dave Strider.
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Starship Skaia: Boldly going where you actually probably shouldn't go by TheLadySyk0
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Aug 2026
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A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.
There is now a connected blog for this series called "The new Alternia Series" on tumblr with illustrations by CyanideOreos, updates and fun extras!
Also if you like the illustrations for this series consider commissioning the artist herself! you can find our lovely artist at CyanideOreos on tumblr!
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- Part 6 of The New Alternia
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Rose and Jade go shopping for Jade to pick out a little number for her boyfriend, Dave.
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Dave and rose art
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Fan art for @loveualottie's "Don't Text Me (I Don't Want To Make Small Talk)" by DAVEKAT_READER
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Aug 2026
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Fan art of Dave and Karkat in their matching shirts :3
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TT: I admit, you did succeed in yanking my chain for a brief moment. My prankster’s gambit has taken a severe hit to the oreos.
TT: In any case, we should hurry.
GT: Tell me what I gotta doWell, shit. Looks like you’re playing Sburb.
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In which a Self-Insert plays Sburb with children who are also gods.Series
- Part 1 of DLC Unlocked
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Dave takes the collar of the shirt and holds it up to his nose and inhales. It smells just like him. He lets out a sigh and sniffs the shirt more. He's tempted to just take the damn thing off and stuff his face in it but he’s already creeping himself out here so settling for this is fine. He sinks deeper into the couch cushion as John’s scent fills his nose. The shirt was out of John’s laundry basket so it smells a bit..used. But who cares. He can still smell a bit of that fancy vanilla shampoo John uses once in a blue moon.
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Short drabble about dave getting off to the smell of his friend's shirt.
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Rose has never forgotten the moment she first hugged Dave.
It was a childhood memory. Even though it was a small memory that most people would have completely forgotten, Rose still remembered it vividly.
It was in the middle of the night.
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one dayve dave a sitting in his room with dave his syrider by Anonymous
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Aug 2026
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after not being okay after having a conversation with his boyfriends, dave reminisces about an alternate reality where he falls incredibly ill and needs to be taken to the hospital owned by rose. she calls him a pair of ballet shoes after telling him not to take a pleasure cruise if hes on vacation and then punches him in the head. luckily that probably wasnt real.
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Dave and Karkat plan a suicide pact.
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john is a sad little boy
TW for self harm