Hi this is Ilya, I will never listen to your voicemail

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• The Thumb of Shame by MoonchildMuses

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  26 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Luca Haas/Original Character(s)
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Shane Hollander
  • Luca Haas
  • Original Characters
  • Spoilers for Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers)
  • Group Chats
  • Ilya Rozanov is a Menace
  • Meta
  • Crack
  • Explicit Language
  • Texting Fic
  • Complete

  Summary

  Robert:
  Rozanov stood there staring at him for like three minutes, the guy was getting more and more flustered, and then he got angry and told Rozanov to fuck off

  Rozanov blew a raspberry at him and gave they guy a thumbs down!!! 🤣 Then told him to get out of the car and that he’d park for him bc he didn’t want his own car to get scratched

  Nicole:
  Omg??!

   

  There's an urban legend in Ottawa that if you drive or park poorly, Ilya Rozanov will appear and give you the thumbs down of shame. A group chat freaks out when one of their members gets to witness the Russian menace in action in real life.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Hi this is Ilya, I will never listen to your voicemail

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  English

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