Pretty Boy Avenue

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• (Your paragraphs mean shit to me) Get your sorry ass to mine by Pandoras_PlantPot

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  14 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Regulus Black/James Potter
  • Regulus Black
  • James Potter
  • Remus Lupin
  • Sirius Black
  • Dorcas Meadowes
  • Marlene McKinnon
  • Lily Evans Potter
  • Footballer James Potter
  • influencer Regulus Black
  • James lowkey internet stalks him
  • fame au
  • James Potter is So Whipped
  • Trans Regulus Black
  • Model Regulus Black
  • Minor Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
  • sexually explicit content
  • Sexting
  • Phone Sex
  • Sex Toys
  • Slapping
  • James is daddy
  • Regulus is so fine
  • jaw dropping fine
  • jegulus are so whipped for each other
  • Rich James Potter
  • James "put it on my card" Potter
  • Two Shot
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Fluff
  • Smut
  • Porn with Plot
  • Bisexual James Potter
  • Inspired by a Sabrina Carpenter Song
  • James Potter Has ADHD
  • Hair-pulling
  • Oral Sex
  • surprisingly intimate sex
  • confessions during sex
  • bratty regulus black
  • Service Top James Potter

  Summary

  James Potter is a perpetually single professional footballer, who has a mild obsession with a model influencer RAB. After being convinced by his best friend and roommate (Remus) he finally decides to DM the beautiful man.

  Regulus Black knows nothing about football, but suddenly becomes very interested in a particular footballer who's opening dm is a 200 word paragraph of nonsensical rambling and about ten different adjectives to describe Regulus' looks.

  James talks way too much for most people, and Regulus never talks enough. Together they just work. Until months of online flirting (and a little bit of phone sex) turns into intense pining and neither of them knowing how to make the next step and just get on a damn plane to see each other.
  ~
  Or. professional english footballer James x French Model influencer Regulus being cute and awkward with some intense phone sex thrown in for fun.
  Based on the song 'Sugar Talking' by Sabrina Carpenter

  Series

  • Part 1 of Pretty Boy Avenue

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  14,019

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  103

  Kudos:

  1,209

  Bookmarks:

  188

  Hits:

  14,616

• Assemble a chair from IKEA I’m like (Oh my god) by Pandoras_PlantPot

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  06 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Regulus Black/James Potter
  • Regulus Black
  • James Potter
  • James as a footballer
  • Regulus as a model
  • they are obsessed with each other
  • Established Relationship
  • Moving in Together
  • Inspired by a Sabrina Carpenter Song
  • Sort Of
  • 'Tears' by Sabrina Carpenter
  • Title from a Sabrina Carpenter Song
  • they go to ikea together
  • they almost commit a crime in ikea
  • starts with smut but mainly fluff
  • obscene smut
  • Smut
  • Fluff
  • Fluff and Smut
  • No Angst
  • part of a series
  • they break furniture
  • Trans Character
  • Trans Regulus Black
  • James drives a ferrari
  • Domestic Jegulus
  • Domestic Fluff

  Summary

  James and Regulus break a chair (yes - exactly how you're imagining) and go shopping in IKEA

  Series

  • Part 2 of Pretty Boy Avenue

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,801

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  26

  Kudos:

  673

  Bookmarks:

  52

  Hits:

  7,635