kim’s one-shots
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Wait, his brain supplied, that was Hypno.
The man who told him to go and sleep and wouldn’t disturb him just hours prior.
The man who said he would sic Keralis on him.
Now trying to help him through a panic attack of sorts.
…he can ask the questions later.
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- Part 1 of kim’s one-shots
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Biologically Legally Emotionally by kai_kimiko
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Dream SMP, Evolution SMP, Empires SMP, Yandere High School - Samgladiator (Web Series)
26 Nov 2025
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“Hey, Grian?”
“Yeah?”
“Do you have any siblings besides Pearl?”
That was the question.
The answer?
“Biologically, legally, or emotionally?”
The answer.
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- Part 2 of kim’s one-shots
- Part 1 of The Revelations of Grian
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“You’re a God?!” by kai_kimiko
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Dec 2025
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“How many of you guys here are admins or admins in training?”
Nearly half the room raised their hands and dear Xelqua, that’s a lot of people.
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- Part 3 of kim’s one-shots
- Part 3 of The Revelations of Grian
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“I was wondering if you could come with me to find a kitten?”
Wels raised an eyebrow at that question.
“…why me?”
“…hawk avian.”
“So basically because I’m a bird of prey and have keen eyesight so you want me to find you a kitten.”
Grian sheepishly nodded at that. At least he had the decency to look sheepish.
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- Part 4 of kim’s one-shots
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Grian grinned. “I saw some of the other older guys at school play this game called Tag! You chase the other person around and when you tap them, you say tag! That means that they’re It and have to chase another person to make them It.”
Pearl leapt down from the bed, jumping up and down. “That sounds fun! So fun!”
“Mhm!” Grian nodded. A thought came to his mind, and he giggled mischievously as he tapped Pearl on the shoulder. “Tag! You’re It!”
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- Part 5 of kim’s one-shots
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Dealing with an idiot in love is harder than it seems by kai_kimiko
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
20 Dec 2025
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“Listen, you can’t blame me okay? Like I mean, Ren looks so good, his fur is so shiny, he looks glorious in his Red Winter clothes-”
“MARTYN YOU HAVE A WIFE AND I HAVE HER ON SPEED DIAL.”
“-he looked majestic covered in blood-”
“MARTYN?!”
“-so can I steal your hermit for the day?”
“Martyn InTheLittleWood-Plays your wife will be informed.”
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- Part 6 of kim’s one-shots
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When you do a DNA test and find out you’re actually related to some random ass guy from your server by kai_kimiko
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Evolution SMP, Dream SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series), Yandere High School - Samgladiator (Web Series)
07 Mar 2026
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Blame Timmy. That’s what Grian would say. It was all Timmy’s fault.
Tim, his amazing, annoying, wondrous, abso-fricking-lutely idiotic brother, had the idea to do a DNA test. Why?
“To see if we could find more family relations, of course!”
That, in and of itself, was a spectacular plan! Fantastical, in fact! Wonderful, Timmy! It would be helpful in finding out whoever the hell their parents are!
You know what made it the opposite of all those synonyms?
Timmy made it the opposite of all those synonyms.
Series
- Part 7 of kim’s one-shots
- Part 2 of The Revelations of Grian
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Winning a Losing Game by kai_kimiko
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
22 Apr 2026
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Joel had won. He had won. He had finally won.
So why did it feel like he lost?
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- Part 8 of kim’s one-shots
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POV: Your sister-in-law’s husband can’t see your demonic brother by kai_kimiko
Fandoms: Empires SMP
23 Apr 2026
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If Scott was being honest, he couldn’t believe what Joel had just said. Sure, he knew the man was oblivious, and maybe a tad dumb at times, but come on. Xornoth was literally standing on an End pillar, glaring down at everyone, and probably ready to kill them all.
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- Part 9 of kim’s one-shots