Death is but the next great adventure
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"You've got two good legs. Use them." by APenMadeFullmetal
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
05 Jan 2026
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Harry makes his first friend when he is eight going on nine, in a chance encounter at a butchery.
He reunites with his friend two years later in a magical alleyway, both on their way to a wondrous school of magic.
But, as Harry learns more and more about his new world, his friend becomes stranger and stranger.
Just who is Edward Elric, and what in the world is "Amestris?"
Featuring:
- Arm wrestling
- Troll wresting
- Ethics wrestling
- Alchemical references
- Ling and the world's most poorly hidden plot twistSeries
- Part 1 of Death is but the next great adventure
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"A king exists for his people, for he is nothing without them." by APenMadeFullmetal
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jan 2026
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"The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir, beware."
Harry didn't think anything could top the trouble his first year at Hogwarts brought, but the second seemed determined to do just that, with a mysterious chamber and a threat a half-century in the making rearing its head once more.
One singular Slytherin offers his aid in their quest for the truth, but the further they search, the further away the answers seem.
And why does Ling Yao seem more two-faced than ever before?
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- Ernie Macmillan the world's most almost-correct conspiracy theorist
- Damn Harry's got like actual PTSD from watching Ed almost die right in front of him
- No one likes Gilderoy except for Gilderoy
- Ed punches Malfoy in the face (not in the segment you're probably expecting)
- Cameo from Best Dad
- Greed violates the Roommate Agreement™Series
- Part 2 of Death is but the next great adventure
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"Your hands weren't built for killing." by APenMadeFullmetal
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Mar 2026
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Harry feels like his third year at Hogwarts threatens to tear his life apart.
On one hand, he has an escaped murderer after him. The more Harry learns about Sirius Black, the more convinced he is that he has to personally catch him. Edward Elric strongly disagrees with that notion, and is going through extra lengths to ensure Harry does not cross paths with Sirius.
On the other hand, tensions within the castle skyrocket as, for the third year in a row, Ling and Lan Fan insist that something is wrong with Scabbers, Ron's extremely ordinary pet garden rat. Except now they claim to know exactly what the issue is, and it has become more urgent than ever.
The only thing that could make the year more confusing was if the serial killer and the rat were somehow connected to each other.
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- Boggarts are not a trauma-informed part of the syllabus
- They're breaking out the conspiracy boards this time
- Scabbers vs Xiao Mei MMA
- Return of everyone's favorite Housewife™
- Serial killer penpals
- Way too many illegal furries
- Gasp! A canon that diverges!Series
- Part 3 of Death is but the next great adventure
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"I never feel more human than when I'm fighting real monsters." by APenMadeFullmetal
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
31 May 2026
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“The Dark Lord’s servant will fail to return… But that will not deter his rise… Evil from a forgotten past will make its move… joining forces with the Dark Lord. Not as servants, but as equals the Dark Lord does not recognize… Each believing they are using the other… Vices of the human soul, marked by the immortal serpent, they will bring about calamity on the day the moon swallows the sun.”
The prophecy hangs over Harry's head as his fourth year begins. The more he tries to make sense of it, the more illusive the details seem, and the strange dreams aren't helping matters.
The Triwizard Tournament brings its own slew of trouble, especially when it selects a fourth champion. Powerful figures begin to make their moves.
And somehow, Amestris is at the center of it all.
Featuring:
- The Master of Fiendfyre
- Two way mirrors
- “Guys we found the Ultimate Eye!” (No they did not)
- Greed, Mother of Skrewts
- Boot camp
- Magical techniques passed down the Armstrong family line for generations
- The one time everyone unconditionally trusts the Xing crew is the one time they can’t catch the year’s villain on vibes alone < / 3Series
- Part 4 of Death is but the next great adventure
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Professors' Perspective and Other Such Tales by APenMadeFullmetal
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
07 Jun 2026
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Collection of short stories for the "Death is but the Next Great Adventure" series that do not fit into the narrative structure of the main series.
Not required to understand the main story, but recommended reading.
Not posted in chronological order.Series
- Part 5 of Death is but the next great adventure