Useless Twitter Threads
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Instead of throwing a definitely underage Steve out of his bar, Eddie decides to accept an offer that would have been impossible to refuse.
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- Part 1 of Useless Twitter Threads
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How Steve found out about Eddie's missing nipple by Thisusernameisunavailable
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
01 May 2024
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Steve made a point to avoid Eddie after they both barely escaped Vecna with their lives, but it's not for the reason that Eddie might've believed.
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- Part 2 of Useless Twitter Threads
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Eddie's a young bartender, who's aspirations and simple lifestyle attract the attention of Steve, a wealthy older man struggling to find excitement in the everyday.
The only issue is that Eddie can't quite believe Steve's really interested in anything other than a one night stand.
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- Part 3 of Useless Twitter Threads
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filthy alligator by Thisusernameisunavailable
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Fargo (TV)
21 May 2024
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Gator only ever thought about Eddie touching him, never once imagining that his daydreams might come to life.
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- Part 4 of Useless Twitter Threads
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which kind of sweet? by Thisusernameisunavailable
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Marmalade (2024)
24 May 2024
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"You're real sweet. Did you know that?"
"How sweet? Like the honey kind or the cherry pie kind? Cause they're different y'know."
Eddie's slow smile sent a rush of heat right through Baron. He felt it pool in between his legs in particular.
"Well...I'm not sure yet." Eddie said, feigning a tone of innocence. "You wanna let me have a taste?"
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Metalbandit, where Baron and Eddie became roommates on a whim and made it a thing to kiss each other for fun.
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- Part 5 of Useless Twitter Threads
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by the light of the full moon by Thisusernameisunavailable
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
11 Aug 2024
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Steve Harrington is attractive, popular. Your stereotypical all American kind of guy.
On the surface, anyway.
That's not how Eddie Munson knows him. After accidentally learning Steve's darkest secret, Eddie winds up bonded to the monster hiding within.
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- Part 6 of Useless Twitter Threads
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Eddie's an apprentice learning how to pierce, and Steve is just his willing pin cushion.
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- Part 7 of Useless Twitter Threads
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I’ve survived, but I want to be saved by Thisusernameisunavailable
Fandoms: Free Guy (2021), A Quiet Place (Movies - Krasinski)
06 Jan 2026
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It’s been nearly a month since Eric said goodbye to Sam. For days it’s only been him and Frodo, hiding in ruined subdivisions on the outskirts of Boston.
Eric should have moved on by now- supplies are dwindling, resources are being spread far too thin. But he’s curious about the noise makers.
Someone has installed devices on all the utility poles surrounding the block Eric and others have been squatting in- and once he gets the chance to meet their creator-, Walter “Keys” McKey, Eric’s desire to leave Boston all but disappears.
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- Part 8 of Useless Twitter Threads