Shockblurr Bites
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Your Trouble is Cubed by LegendaryBard
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers - All Media Types
31 Oct 2023
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Shockwave, after a long day of managing affairs on Cybertron, comes home to his beloved Blurr.
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- Part 1 of Shockblurr Bites
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Virus by LegendaryBard
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers - All Media Types
04 Nov 2023
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Longarm Prime has come down with a virus, but Blurr is happy to dote on him in the privacy of his hab.
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- Part 2 of Shockblurr Bites
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Cheater by LegendaryBard
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers - All Media Types
11 Nov 2023
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After careful examination of age-old records, Longarm Prime finds out that his finest intelligence agent, Blurr, has a less than stellar track record. Suspicious entry exam results provide a flimsy pretext to in which to interrogate the speedster personally.
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- Part 3 of Shockblurr Bites
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Bait by LegendaryBard
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers - All Media Types
31 Dec 2023
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Blurr, a sailfish, fell in love with Longarm, an eel; when Autobot-controlled seas declare that Longarm was a Decepticon shape-changer, a mimic octopus called Shockwave, Blurr is the only one to not believe it. Shockwave is trying very, very hard to convince him it's true.
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- Part 4 of Shockblurr Bites
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The Smaller Face of Janus by LegendaryBard
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers - All Media Types
07 Jun 2024
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Blurr is in love with his boss, Longarm Prime.
Shockwave is in prison, ousted as a traitor and left to rot.
Blurr, miraculously revived after his termination at Shockwave's servos, comes back to the land of the living with some... defects, in addition to the ones he already had. Shockwave doesn't mind.
Clearly, he has them, too.
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- Part 5 of Shockblurr Bites
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Wrigglers by LegendaryBard
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers - All Media Types
05 Mar 2024
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Tiny fragmented snippets of a Shockblurr mermaid AU cobbled together from drafts:
Blurr, a sailfish, gets left behind by his school, and Shockwave, an octopus, serves as a fascimile of the Autobots in the interim.
Literally just porn without plot / porn with minimal plot. Enjoy!
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- Part 6 of Shockblurr Bites
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Won’t You Hold Her, Agent Blurr? by LegendaryBard
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
20 Sep 2024
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Shockwave and his daughter are apprehended by Blurr on a routine mission. There’s a bit of a snag, because Blurr has no idea what a /baby/ is or how to get this inarticulate mini-con to stop crying!
Shockwave explains it to him. Nicely.
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- Part 7 of Shockblurr Bites
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Shockblurr Kinktober 2024 Extravaganza! by LegendaryBard
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
28 Oct 2024
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Seven Shockblurr prompts for Kinktober!
Phone Sex, Shower Sex, Public Sex, Stalking, Biting, Touch-Starved, and Bad Sex!
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- Part 8 of Shockblurr Bites
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Draining You Dry by LegendaryBard
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
07 Nov 2024
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Blurr’s milk has come in early, much to his chagrin. Shockwave offers to assist him— isn’t it a sire’s job to tend to his pregnant mate’s every need?
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- Part 9 of Shockblurr Bites
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Deerly Beloved by LegendaryBard
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
12 Nov 2024
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Blurr, a spoiled purebred racehorse, steps out into his field one winter morning, as he had every day for his entire life. Unbeknownst to him, this time there was a cervine stranger from the wilds there to greet him.
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- Part 10 of Shockblurr Bites
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Keeping Warm by LegendaryBard
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
17 Nov 2024
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Blurr entertains Shockwave during a boring day at work. Shockwave rewards him for his excellent job.
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- Part 11 of Shockblurr Bites
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Gift Horse by LegendaryBard
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
05 Dec 2024
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When the war is over, Shockwave retires to Velocitron. The Velocitronian government offers him ownership of their best racer, championstock designated Blurr. Shockwave begrudgingly accepts, but it's only months later when the seasons warm he discovers his gift has some unforeseen drawbacks.
Or, perhaps, they might be benefits...?
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- Part 12 of Shockblurr Bites
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Melted by LegendaryBard
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
18 Apr 2025
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Longarm Prime and Blurr experiment with bringing a bit of a chill into their bedroom.
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- Part 13 of Shockblurr Bites
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Gestation in Progress by LegendaryBard
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
27 May 2025
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Transformers reproduction gets a little difficult when one of you is an old warframe Cybertronian and the other is a young servantframe Velocitronian...
However, those differences are nothing copious amounts of interface can't fix.
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- Part 14 of Shockblurr Bites
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Tight Spaces by LegendaryBard
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
22 Jul 2025
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Shockwave, attempting to break out of Trypticon, gets stuck when a door closes on him when he's only half-way through it.
Blurr happens upon the poor trapped Decepticon and helps him out, with a little bit of payback for the whole "killing him" thing.
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- Part 15 of Shockblurr Bites
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Slippery When Wet by LegendaryBard
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
24 Jan 2026
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[Minor Sequel to 'Gift Horse'].
Blurr enjoys a very active sex life, in spite of some hormonal changes. Shockwave enjoys it, too.
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- Part 16 of Shockblurr Bites
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Persephone by LegendaryBard
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers - All Media Types
26 Jul 2026
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Blur, a breeze nymph, encounters an unusual tunnel in the middle of his meadow. He investigates, and finds more than he bargained for.
(Originally written for Shockblurr Week #1: Classic Literature. It, uh, took me a while).
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- Part 17 of Shockblurr Bites