Good Potterhead Shit
a bunch of fics that I liked.
the majority is dramione, tomione, slytherin!Hermione, grey morale and alternative universe.
very slytherin friendly and very dumbledore and weasley (mostly ron) unfriendly.
warning: there is a lot of smut, ahem, sorry not sorry
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After a messy divorce, Hermione moves to New York City, in hopes of starting over. Her new beginning doesn't turn out exactly how she had planned, though. Two years later, she finds herself traveling back to England for the first time so she can be Maid of Honor at Harry and Ginny's wedding. When she arrives, she's shocked to find that the Best Man is not her ex-husband. Even more shocking, she finds herself slowly warming up to her old bully.
*Contains sexually explicit scenes*
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Hermione arrives at St Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries in established labour. Panic grips her as the realisation hits that her Healer is last man she had hoped to see, Draco Malfoy.
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Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time by monsterleadmehome
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jun 2020
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She scoffs. “If you must know, he ‘elected’ me because he thinks our shared animosity will keep you in check. He’s also not worried about you trying to shag me as a distraction.”
He leans back, stubbing out his cigarette on the banister. His eyes rove over her from crown to toe and back. She lifts her chin and tries not to shiver. “Well, he’s right about that.”
Lucius Malfoy hires Hermione Granger to whip his son into shape so he can find a pure-blood bride and receive his inheritance. What could go wrong?
Russian translation available here.
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Hermione Granger wasn’t impulsive, but she was efficient. She didn’t make hasty decisions; she simply decided what to do and did it. And she certainly didn’t take foolish chances with her spotless reputation.
Which was why, as she stared hard at her hands glued to the wall of the potion’s lab—wand mere inches above her yet entirely out of reach—she couldn’t help but wonder where it all had gone so spectacularly wrong.
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Or—the one where Hermione sabotages Tom Riddle’s schoolwork, and finds herself on the receiving end of his (dis)pleasure.
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The hunt for horcruxes stalls after the destruction of Slytherin's locket. Returning to Grimmauld for rest and research seemed like a good idea, but a potion to help Hermione decipher Harry's parseltongue visions goes wrong. When she finds herself captured, the error turns out to be a boon. After all, why would Voldemort kill someone so uniquely intriguing?
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- Part 1 of The Naga Potion
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Every terrible moment in his life, Draco thought about how one of the most powerful potions in existence curled up and around others like opalescent smoke, pulsing bright and thick like ichor, beckoning and enticing everyone…but.
Him.
Nothing.
Draco deserved this.
or, for some reason Amortentia has no scent for Draco. It's something he considers a terrible flaw and believes it's proof he lacks the capacity to feel romantic love.
But everything is fine. (narrator: everything was not fine.)
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**Complete**
The alternate of "Because of You";
What if that night in the bathroom had occurred and they had never been interrupted?
(Please read the one-shot AU that shows this incident. *wink* )
Where would Draco and Hermione find themselves after his release from Azkaban?**This will be updated a min once/week ATM until I complete another work.**
A thank you to my beta-readers; Slytherclaw_xo & Shreya
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- Part 3 of Because Of You / Me After You
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Hermione Granger and the Quest for the Perfect Penis by ChaosAndCrumpets
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Nov 2021
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Hermione Granger is unimpressed with penises. It's something she is beginning to resign herself to. But her curiosity is sparked by rumours of one in particular, and she will not rest until she has seen it for herself.
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Everything Hermione knows about the war, herself, and the wizarding world is a lie. Friends become enemies, enemies become friends, and Dumbledore is not a leader of justice and light. With Snape as her mentor and a father she never expected, Hermione will ensure Harry's survival and kick it to the ministry.
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Draco was staring. How could he not?
She looked exquisite, just like she had at the Yule Ball fifteen years prior. Periwinkle instead of lilac, a twist instead of draping curls, a fourth year on the arm of an international Quidditch star instead of the Deputy Headmistress in charge of making sure the night ran smoothly. So much had changed since then, and yet here they were, in the same castle where the same witch had rendered him speechless for not just the second time.
Not that it mattered. They were co-workers. Friends. And that was the full extent of where their relationship could go.