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It wasn’t that he was ashamed of his body. He just wasn’t…comfortable with his body being on display for everyone to see. Hence, why he garnered the reputation for being difficult. And prissy. Which, considering Draco Malfoy was on the team was actually a bit of a feat for him—just not in a good way.
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- Part 31 of Fests and Quests
- Part 15 of Bussy Couture
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Fred and George Weasley have a sparkling anniversary surprise for their partner, Draco Malfoy.
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Hermione Granger has a thing for Harry Potter and it has taken her a decade and a whole lotta booze to finally act out her plan and climb him like a tree.
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- Part 2 of The Wandholster Incident
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It's Hermione and Draco’s 5th wedding anniversary, and Draco wants to make it extra special for Hermione.
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Draco bothers his wife on their anniversary until he can make it up to her. Or, is that just his big plan?
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Hermione Granger: Despicable Witch by VinewoodRose
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Oct 2025
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Theo tries to parent trap Draco and Hermione except he decides to dose them with a breeding potion and lock them in Hermione's office to work out their... feelings...
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A product spillage – definitely not a love potion, not at all – at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes leads to George and Hermione being trapped in the workroom until it wears off.
Only they forgot to lock the door.
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Harry takes advantage of his new role after defeating Lord Voldemort. The boy who lived, hero of the second wizarding war, and the newly crowned golden boy uses his new position to get everything and anything he wants, including a witch who fought on the opposite side.
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To the victor belong the spoils.
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- Part 2 of SWDST Fest
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After the war, Hermione returns to Hogwarts to complete her education. But a lot has changed, and so has she as she navigates life without worry of danger. She catches the eyes of two Slytherins willing to show her what she had missed out on.
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- Part 1 of SWDST Fest
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Unexpected Side-Effects, Malfoy Edition (USE ME) by Runninupthathill
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Oct 2025
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Hermione Granger thought post-war life would be calm. Instead, she’s clocking overtime at the emergency ward in St. Mungo’s, patching up idiots who think dueling with dark wizards, or fusing themselves with deadly plants is a valid career choice. Chief among these idiots? Draco Malfoy: Hit Wizard, professional menace, and apparently allergic to staying out of her hair. When he isn’t insisting on getting help for minor injuries, he’s smirking, bickering, and accidentally making her question her life choices. Hermione doesn’t know what’s more exhausting: fixing his injuries, resisting the urge to hex him, or ignoring the fact that he looks unfairly attractive even while half-dead.
Or... How to fall in love with your most annoying patient, a guide by Hermione Granger. -
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Is it really a curse of the flesh or one of the mind?
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Hermione was looking forward to her winter break, but she didn't anticipate how it would begin when she arrived at Platform 9 3/4.
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The 5 Times Draco Malfoy Dreamt of Impreganting Hermione Granger, and the One Time He Accidentally Did by beckysbooktok
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Oct 2025
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What did you get when you mixed his breeding kink with Hermione's praise kink? A couple who throughly enjoyed shagging over every surface Hogwarts had to offer.
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Two Dracos, one bed.
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She grinned as she lowered her head and raised her hands before him, palms up.
He circled slowly, hands behind his back and assessing his prey. He circled her twice before speaking. “Tell me, this commonality between you and Greengrass, is it for the thrill? The competitiveness? Or do you simply just enjoy being whores?”
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The Different Ways to Fly by Lysander_EventFics (Lysander12)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Oct 2025
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Harry never expected to survive the war. Now, he has no plan and only one desire: to forever remain by the side of his best friend.
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- Part 2 of Euphemisms
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The Tent in the Tent by Lysander_EventFics (Lysander12)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Oct 2025
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When Hermione goes to wake Harry to take over the watch, she gets an eyeful, forever changing the dynamic between the two friends.
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- Part 1 of Euphemisms
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Narcissa truly believes that men are the head of the household, but women are the neck. Lucius will do it her way.
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Dating Hermione Granger is a lot of pressure for Draco Malfoy, but his witch certainly knows how to release it.
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All Hermione wants is to do her job.
And maybe, do Draco Malfoy as well.
What a shame that he hates her. What a shame that he refuses to take those wand holsters off.
What a shame that she has to break into his home just to heal him.
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All she wanted was a quick solo session to get her through the day.
Enter: Draco Malfoy, ex fuck-buddy; and Harry Potter, long-time crush. What ever could happen?
Prompt: "ruined in the back of a broom cupboard"