10 Bookmarked Items in Dispatch
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💬 Sonar gives Waterboy some much needed affection to calm him down. Robert is suspicious.
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Coupé just got fired and in a state of waiting panic, Sonar left behind his dearly beloved Harvard pen.
(I may or may not continue this with another chapter, still unsure)
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The home nurse that Waterboy hired for his grandmother quits on him, leading Waterboy to have to keep tabs on his grandma and trying to hire a new nurse while working.
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He spaced out as he walked, humming and clicking. The air was stagnant and heavy, pulsating rhythmically. Like the echoed steps of his shoes, the whoosh of air in and out of lungs. Like the shudder of a heart. Sonar paused.
Set early in the game, Waterboy and Sonar trauma bond in a wer moldy alleyway over a disturbing childhood incident.
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When six paying customers become trapped inside a luxury bathroom showroom, Robert sends Sonar and Waterboy into a venture-backed luxury bathroom experience to perform the least dignified rescue operation in Z-Team history.
Float Capital calls it an adaptive cleanse cycle.
Waterboy calls it bad plumbing.
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After his first Dispatch on the field as a member of the Z-Team, Waterboy isn't feeling the love too well from the others, especially the mistakes he's made. When Robert and Beef find him in the supply closet by himself, how will Robert uplift the rookie janitor and hero?
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Robert comes down with a cold and decides he's far too sick to go to work today. A substitute is put in his place, but the team soon realizes that this was a terrible idea when the temperature falls to 25° Fahrenheit (-3.9° Celsius) and Waterboy's headset goes silent.
Sonar is met with the horrifying realization that as strong as they all are, no hero is immune to the weather. And if he isn't fast enough, he might lose him forever.
Or: The consequences of sending the hero named Waterboy out into the snow.
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- Part 2 of Soundwaves (Sonar/Waterboy)
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cryptocurrency betting pools as the means to success by lobsterisk
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
13 Dec 2025
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In the SDN, where discretion is obligatory and comes with the (very outwardly spoken) rule of discussing the personal lives of heroes to a minimum, oversharing can be dangerous. So, no disclosing of other people’s personal information on the clock. Or off the clock. That was the one directive everyone had to keep in mind.
However, as it turns out, internals are fucking incapable of doing the bare minimun even when explicitly asked to do so.
“Waterboy, your parole agent is here. He is asking for you.”
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The Z-team finds out some interesting stuff about Waterboy's past. So of course they create a betting pool on his wrongdoings.
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"If Waterboy is dead, I will literally eat someone."
Which is cute, right, right? Personally, I love them dearly. I love how awkward Herman is and Victor with his never ending swagger and put on confidence, I think they'd be good for each other.
Maybe Herman can even keep Victor from huffing that sweet nectar for a while, although I wouldn't bet on it.
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Sonar, finding himself with a sudden developing crush on the last person he'd expect, decides to ask Waterboy on a date.
Waterboy, having never been on a real date before, thinks that Sonar is playing a cruel and unfunny joke on him.
Or: I want the bat and the wet guy to kiss.
Title is from "All Red Inside" by Red Aunts
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