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Saltblood by masterofall14
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
19 Jul 2026
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Edward Cullen was a vampire: beautiful, unreadable, and visibly panicked around my father.
I wasn’t just human. I was half Meir’ha’dun. Not a mermaid, but something older. Colder. We evolved in the trench zones, with no scales, no shimmer, just seawater skin and bones that don’t break.
My eyes turn silver when I shift. My teeth can cut through fishbone and flesh. I wasn’t mythical; I was biological: wrong, real, and surfacing fast.
Myth makes monsters sound poetic. Biology just makes them real... and reality always comes with a cost.
I moved in with my father to escape the Phoenix heat and to hunt in the deep. Edward brought me a tuna sandwich and failed to dodge Charlie’s shameless innuendos.
A Twilight AU that mirrors canon’s pivotal moments, but tells a stranger story of its own.
New chapter every two weeks on Sundays ~11PM CET (Central European Time).
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Saltblood by masterofall14
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
19 Jul 2026
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Edward Cullen was a vampire: beautiful, unreadable, and visibly panicked around my father.
I wasn’t just human. I was half Meir’ha’dun. Not a mermaid, but something older. Colder. We evolved in the trench zones, with no scales, no shimmer, just seawater skin and bones that don’t break.
My eyes turn silver when I shift. My teeth can cut through fishbone and flesh. I wasn’t mythical; I was biological: wrong, real, and surfacing fast.
Myth makes monsters sound poetic. Biology just makes them real... and reality always comes with a cost.
I moved in with my father to escape the Phoenix heat and to hunt in the deep. Edward brought me a tuna sandwich and failed to dodge Charlie’s shameless innuendos.
A Twilight AU that mirrors canon’s pivotal moments, but tells a stranger story of its own.
New chapter every two weeks on Sundays ~11PM CET (Central European Time).- Language:
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Bookmarked by AbeFromanSKC
05 Nov 2025
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Some of the best Ff I’ve ever encountered.
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The story of a boy destined to die, and a brother who would do anything to save him
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Some truths refuse to stay buried.
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What starts as a simple “Harry is a Malfoy” twist explodes into the story of Castor Malfoy—a creature-loving, rule-defying wizard making waves in the Triwizard Tournament and beyond. With a family he’s only just met, friends both human and not, a stack of jobs, and more secrets than he knows what to do with, Castor’s life is anything but ordinary. But in a world where lies travel faster than the truth and even a Dark Lord can’t decide whether to fear him or use him, one thing is certain: history will remember both his names.
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Mostly canon until the Goblet of Fire, aside from the whole kidnapping thing.
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The Thread That Pulled Us by Dagontamer08 for Anna_Vertetor
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Aug 2025
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Hermione Granger was hidden in time, her true name buried, her memories erased. When she returns to a past, where she was born, the last person she expects to fall for is Lucius Malfoy. But fate doesn’t care about bloodlines—or the war they were born into.
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When Harry finds Tom Riddle's diary he does not write 'Hello.' He does not write anything at all. He draws. Tom Riddle falls in love with the artwork.
_________________Sketch by sketch, drawing by drawing, the ink Harry pours into the diary manifests as creations in Tom's monochrome world.
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- Part 1 of Soul-Stained Masterpieces