19 Bookmarked Items in PwP that takes my brain offline
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Erwin keeps jerking off in their dorm room, and if Levi has to listen to him one more time, he might just go insane.
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"They're eggs," Erwin says, and Levi rolls his eyes. "They're special eggs. They're known to bring immense pleasure, because they secrete a viscous liquid that acts as an intense aphrodisiac if it comes into contact with human mucosae."
"What, uh," Levi starts. He blushes and clears his throat. "What do you want to do with them?"
"I was thinking I might fuck you," Erwin tells him. "And then I'll stuff you full of them."
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Levi and Erwin are a couple of interplanetary smugglers. After a supply run that leaves Levi grumpy and exhausted, Erwin has a special surprise to help him relax.
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- Part 1 of to the stars
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He wasn't his, but Levi could pretend, for as long as this strange night lasted.
In which Marley!Levi wakes up with Canon!Erwin at his bedside.
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- Part 1 of the lieutenant verse
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"His body sings, it screams - 'I’m made for you. I can feel the end of you, like the end of me. I’m sick with it.'"
Canonverse AU where the Ackerman bond manifests as a genetic illness, flaring up when your liege is in danger.
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"He could beg. Unshakable Captain Levi has the potential to beg. The capacity to, perhaps even the desire to.
Erwin will draw it from him."
The Commander and The Captain are stuck in a closet. Erwin finds a way to stop Levi asking questions.
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Reinventing Your Exit by Nixiie
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
11 Oct 2020
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The Wedding Rings of Death have an unintended side effect: Joseph becomes unbearably horny for his enemies! He goes looking for them, needing a break, and ends up getting broken instead.
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touch too much by LEWDDUDE69
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
14 Oct 2015
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jonathan fucks dio in the butt
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“You know it’s okay if you don’t know a lot about sex, Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying says in his most simpering tone, for the purposes of being a patronizing asshole. “I know the other night must have made you reeeally uncomfortable, but it’s something adults do when they’re —”
“Choose,” Lan Zhan interrupts, with a deadly calm.
The command is so unexpected that Wei Ying actually stops talking.
Reluctantly, Wei Ying caves. “Huh? Choose what?”
“Choose whether you’re going to stay here,” Lan Zhan says, slow and enunciated, “or whether you’re going to leave.”
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Lan Zhan is an RA in Wei Ying's dorm. He teaches him a lesson.
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dreaming and getting a glimmer by verseau
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jan 2021
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Wei Ying discovers himself.
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drop the game by martyrsdaughter for conditioner
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
08 Jul 2021
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Wei Ying grabs a pen from Lan Zhan’s desk, curling his legs into a lotus pose under the arms of the chair so he can easily spread the journal out across his lap. Even upside down, Lan Zhan can read his large, messy characters scrawled across the top: Lan Zhan + Wei Ying’s Rules for Dating.
Perhaps this was a bad idea.
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“Maybe you should get me out of your system,” Wei Ying blurts. “Maybe that’ll help.”
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Wei Ying finds out her best friend Lan Zhan is in love with her and offers a really super solution.
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I’m…wow………im………having some THOUGHTS rn
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“She was going to kiss me,” Wei Ying says, muffled, into his hands.
Lan Zhan makes sure he keeps his breaths even. “Hm,” he says. Wei Ying looks up at him, wild: a little tipsy, perhaps. Confused, in a panic. His mouth is red like he’s been kissed—he hasn’t. He’s a lip biter, has a habit of picking at his dry lips, the winter sores at the corner of his mouth. It drives Lan Zhan to madness. He dreams of Wei Ying’s puffy mouth, often, sometimes with the real Wei Ying in a sleeping bag on the floor next to his bed. On mornings like those he wakes up in a cloud of embarrassment—hobbling to the bathroom at dawn, running a loud shower to hide the sounds. Wei Ying sleeps on.
“How do I—” Wei Ying starts, stops. He then lets out a single laugh, another. He says: “Oh my god. How do I kiss? Lan Zhan, how do I kiss?”
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Or: Wei Ying has a girlfriend now. Wei Ying doesn't want his best friend to lag behind.
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Wei Ying clambered up from the floor, put the joint on the corner of the night stand, announced, “Exposure therapy,” and got into Lan Zhan’s bed.
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Lan Zhan doesn't like to be touched, Wei Ying likes to touch.
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chokechain by martyrsdaughter
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Sep 2021
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"At least now," Wei Ying babbles on, her eyes fluttering shut, "I can s-stop making up—nh!—reasons you always have the seats of your car down." She can barely breathe, the rough carpet in the back of Lan Zhan's car making imprints on her kneecaps.
Lan Zhan curls her fingers like she's beckoning the whine from Wei Ying's throat. "Do you ever shut up?"
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and i sell my soul for the high by martyrsdaughter
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Jul 2021
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Freshly graduated succubus Wei Wuxian gets caught on his first assignment. Lan Wangji—a notoriously rigid angel—offers him an unexpected way to pay the price.
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big hands (i know you're the one) by martyrsdaughter
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
18 Dec 2020
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“Not a big talker, hm?” Wei Ying tilts his head to one side. “That’s okay, I’ve been told I’m a good enough conversationalist for three. My tongue is multi-talented and—”
He has just enough time to feel her palm on the back of his neck and think, oh, her hands are so big, before his words are being stolen into her mouth.
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Oh No!! What'll I Do? Getting My Perky Ass Groped On Train By Big Dick Stranger Underneath My Schoolgirl Skirt!! by sweetlolixo
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
08 Nov 2020
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Our protagonist is a cute college boy in his early 20s with no boyfriend. He sees a handsome man on the train everyday. He’s tall, well-dressed, and always has a book in hand. If only he could get with a man like that! But one day, that handsome man... begins molesting him?!!
Or, Wei Ying wears a schoolgirl uniform onto the train. He lives to regret it (not).
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The Heart and All its Chambers by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 May 2019
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"Really, Xie Lian, you don't even jerk it??" Shi Qingxuan insists. "I mean it's none of my business and you can tell me to fuck off, but holy shit, lady."
Xie Lian laughs, feeling her cheeks color, and shrugs again. "I don't know, something about the mechanics of it just never made sense to me," she admits. "And anyway that's time I should be spending studying."
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It comes out that Xie Lian's never had an orgasm. She goes to Hua Cheng for help.
• theyre lesbians
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worth it for the feeling by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Aug 2021
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“I’ve never gotten off with another person,” Wei Ying says that night, apropos of nothing.
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