Porn Battle
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It's not that he is lonely. It's simply that he would prefer not to be alone.
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Written for Porn Battle XIII, for the prompt "couch". I could have used the prompt "happy" with this too, so there you have it--happy porn on a couch.
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Written for the amnesty round for Porn Battle VII; prompts: undone, liar, break, lip, billiards, bachelor, lifeguard, break-in, tease. Nancy was horrified to find out that the guy she picked up for a one-night-stand turned out to be her new coworker. AU or not, the girl can’t resist a mystery; the question is, can she resist Ned?
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- Part 2 of expect the unexpected
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Even if Theresa returned somehow, Monet doubts she'd ever be the same. (She still falls asleep with a prayer on her lips.)
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After the war, Lucius Malfoy is summoned to the Ministry of Magic, where he is offered the chance to secure some of his seized property again. But everything comes at a price, especially when Hermione is leading the negotiations...
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Blossoming Rivals by Swis_Cheez
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), X Finds Out His Value (Short Film 2008)
24 Dec 2025
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Between a mutual dislike which is on the brink of a war, Integers and Variables are sworn to hate each other for as long as they could remember. Both sides teach horrid things about the other, yet not everybody believes in those potential lies that they are being told. And that is shown perfectly with a four integer, and an x variable.
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What wouldn't I do
To place my hand against your chest; to feel your heart beating strong
Your breath is my soul,
Your pulse is my song.A story of obsession.
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- Part 2 of Haunted and Hunted
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Adrien is excited to reveal his true identity, while Marinette is terrified. But Master Fu says they can't afford to be distant any longer. Chat Noir and Ladybug are meant to work in tandem both in and out of uniform, their strength stemming from the bond created between them. Yet, teenagers are sometimes better at dancing blind than running with wide open eyes, even with the steps laid out before them.
Steps in the path of an expanding world. Apart, they'll flounder. But together, they might just stand a chance.
Takes place following season 1.
PART ONE COMPLETE
Chapters 1 - 10
Word Count: 122,141PART TWO COMPLETE
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The New Age of Monsters by welcometodunscaith
Fandoms: Godzilla - All Media Types, Senki Zesshou Symphogear, Pacific Rim (Movies), Neon Genesis Evangelion, Gamera (Movies)
14 Jun 2022
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In the year 1954, atomic testing in the Pacific created a monster: the creature known as Godzilla. After his demise, however, the human race knew no peace as strange beasts awoke all over the world, beginning the First Age of Monsters. After decades of furiously innovating, fighting off the kaiju by the skin of their teeth, humanity breathed a sigh of relief as attacks dropped off drastically beginning in 1995. Then, after twenty-five years of relative quiet, the human race is thrust into their struggle for survival once again when Godzilla, regenerated and bigger than ever, triggers a resurgence of giant monsters all around the globe. Humanity's greatest weapons and defenders will be put to the ultimate test, but more than anything, this ordeal will force them to examine their place in the world and its balance. Welcome to the New Age of Monsters, a tale of drifts, songs, and sync rates.
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“From now on, you will serve the Dark Lord,” said Wormtail tonelessly as they entered the room. “Your duties will include preparing and serving his meals, cleaning his room, doing his laundry, and any other tasks the Dark Lord sees fit to ask of you.”
Harry couldn’t help but burst out laughing. “You want me to do Voldemort’s laundry?”
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When Voldemort unexpectedly spares him in the graveyard, Harry needs to figure out what exactly the Dark wizard wants from him and how to escape his captivity. Standing between Harry and his freedom is a cleverer and more determined than ever Voldemort, as well as Harry's own growing fascination with the man he should hate more than anyone else.