18 Works in Abby's Witcher Collection

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    It’s hard to tell what Jaskier's thinking, his back still turned towards Geralt, but if anything his shoulders relax more, and then he brings his hand down and begins to trace his fingers lightly over the back of the doppler’s in little circles. Geralt can only watch, transfixed by the way the bard’s fingers dance over the top of his hand. No – he reminds himself – not his hand. The doppler’s hand. Which just happens to look a lot like his hand.

    A routine hunt takes longer than anticipated, and Geralt returns to find Jaskier sharing a table with a face-stealing monster. He needs to get the bard away from the doppler, but Jaskier appears to have very different intentions for the person he thinks is Geralt of Rivia. Updated to include a chapter from the Doppler's POV!

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    Geralt takes one look at him, his brow furrowed, and says, “You’ve been cursed.”

    “Yes.” Jaskier lets out a weak, rueful laugh. “Yes, well, I’d rather figured as much.”

    or:

    Jaskier is cursed after an intimate encounter with a sorcerer that was, shall we say, ill-advised. Surviving the night will require facing some uncomfortable truths with a certain witcher.

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    Jaskier asks his husband to tie him up and take him, hard.

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    Jaskier gets hit with a spell that takes quite a few years off his age. He has some thoughts about what to do with his newfound youth.

    Geralt pines like a whole damned forest, and then discovers maybe he doesn't have to.

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    Someone tries to drug the Witcher with a sex potion. Jaskier learns not to steal people's drinks.

    Geralt deals with a feral, amorous bard while trying not to hurt him ... or reveal how very much he doesn't mind.

    If he’d asked, before, Jaskier would likely have gone to bed with him.

    But Jaskier isn’t some stranger in a tavern or a casual acquaintance with no strings. Geralt has come to treasure their friendship — as inexplicable and unconventional as it may be — and he has no desire to complicate things. Especially in ways that are sure to end in disaster.

    It seems fate, as usual, has other plans.

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    “No, wait,” Jaskier says, struggling with the blanket around him until he can prop himself up with one arm. “You can do that?” The hint of arousal rising on the air is impossible to miss, and Geralt is surprised, although he really shouldn’t be.

    “I can,” he admits, and although he’s not sure why, his own interest starts waking up in response as Jaskier licks his lips and leans closer. “If I have to, if the person is weak-minded,” Jaskier looks hurt for a moment, “Or willing, in your case.”

    “Good recovery,” Jaskier applauds with a hint of a smirk, “How come I’ve never seen you do it before?”

    “Don’t need to much, when you’re around,” he admits, and Jaskier looks pleased with himself. “People listen to you without a magic trick.”

    Jaskier tosses off the rest of the blanket, and in an instant, he’s pushed Geralt on his back and is straddling his lap. Only his reddened eyes give any hint that anything’s wrong. “I don’t believe you,” he challenges, leaning over Geralt, almost whispering.

    ***

    Jaskier has an extremely bad day, and Geralt has an idea that might help.

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    Things get a little more heated than usual in an accidental, though not entirely unwelcome way...

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    After the unfortunate consequences of Geralt calling The Law of Surprise, he retires to his and Jaskier's room angry and frustrated. Jaskier has an idea how to help.

    “We know little about love. Love is like a pear. A pear is sweet and has a distinct shape. Try to define the shape of a pear.”
    - Jaskier/Dandelion, The Time of Contempt

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    Geralt does not like being touched, except under specific circumstances. It requires a level of trust that he is simply not comfortable giving. Jaskier, though, seems determined to earn it.

    (An inversion of the touch-starved Geralt trope)

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    Geralt's not human. Why should he have to feel like one?

     

    In which Geralt measures his potions in careful doses—and Jaskier is like taking a drink.

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    A continuation of "hold me in your arms (i'm just a boy like you)". Jaskier has made it his mission to find out what Geralt likes in bed, and to figure out what Geralt's witcher senses really mean for their sex life. More explicit consent and communication, this time focusing on exploring Geralt's vision.

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    Jaskier wishes that his parents would have told him that he was part incubus. It doesn't change much once he finds out, but it would have been nice. The only thing made more difficult by it is his rather unfortunate attraction to one Geralt of Rivia.

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    For a prompt asking for Geralt who is used to being treated roughly in bed, and expects Jaskier to be the same. Jaskier proves him wrong.

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    In other words, Geralt gets pampered in bed and learns that he doesn't have to accept people's cruel treatment.

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    Jaskier catches a very brief cold, and has a hard time letting Geralt take care of him. Because of reasons.

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    “Shit,” Jaskier swore, knowing what was going to happen even before he saw it: with all his weight back on them, Geralt’s legs buckled, folded. There was no grace to it, only hard impact against the wooden floorboards, and Jaskier winced. But Geralt didn’t stop there, didn’t simply sit and rest; no, his torso pitched forward, elbows bracing before his head could hit the floor, at least.

    “Geralt!” Jaskier was by his side again in an instant, kneeling next to him, hands fluttering helplessly. He didn’t know where to touch, where it was safe. It was dark, the room’s lamps not yet lit and only faint moonlight coming through the window. “Shit. This is bad. Real bad.” It took a lot to best a Witcher. Even more so the White Wolf. Venom, usually, if Geralt’s halting recounts of past fights were any believable source.

    “What do I do?”

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    Jaskier takes care of Geralt, and then 'takes care' of him some more

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    On the eve of their break for winter, Jaskier leans across the soft mattress and kisses Geralt delicately. It’s gentle and polite, barely a brushing of warm lips against each other, certainly not enough to get a taste. Jaskier pulls back, hovers, waits.

    Geralt opens his warm amber eyes and says, ‘You’re drunk. This isn’t the barmaid’s room.’

    Or,

    Jaskier decides to risk it for the biscuit.

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    "If you’re truly going to pretend that you’re not some irresistibly muscled sex god sent to taunt the rest of us with how obscenely attractive you are then I just don’t know what to say, Geralt,” he says with an exaggerated shrug, before shoving what he hopes is a potato in his mouth to stop himself from saying anything else.

    When Geralt returns from an easy contract, Jaskier can't help but notice that there's something a little different about the witcher - specifically, how responsive he's suddenly become to his flirting. A companion piece for The Doppler Effect.

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    jaskier has three things: an unstoppable libido, a limitless imagination, and the continent's sexiest traveling companion. sometimes, this leads to certain accidents. they become a little less accidental over time.

    or: five times jaskier accidentally orgasms because of geralt, and one time he comes very much on purpose.

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