11 Works in OFMD is a sitcom
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Death By Mermaids by Roberta Seaport (Deepdarkwaters) for TheFierceBeast
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Nov 2022
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Reunions, communication, found family, craft therapy, a nice bath, two (2) blowjobs for a gentleman, and finding as many excuses as possible to rub your dick on silk.
Or: Five times Ed mentions mermaids, and one time Stede rashly tries to run with it.
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- Part 1 of Death By Mermaids
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Don't Call Me That, Don't Look at Me That Way by surprisepink
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Nov 2022
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When circumstances made it necessary for Izzy to retrieve Stede Bonnet and bring him back to the Revenge, he'd expected the job to be an easy one: keep Bonnet in one piece, let him make up with Edward, and grit his teeth through their ridiculous little relationship. A chance meeting with an old flame threw a wrench in his plans, and Bonnet wound up in a duel for Izzy's hand that led to... a startling situation.
(Leave it to Bonnet to be greedy; to not be satisfied with just Edward. Leave it to him to choose Izzy Hands as the next target of seduction.)
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How did the crew of the Revenge get the job? Well, they interviewed, of course!
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The Mêlée Island Solution by johnsonthedinosaur
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Monkey Island
18 Jun 2022
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Stede's journey to win back his life and love introduces him to new friends and hidden strengths. Meanwhile, Ed discovers unexpected allies as he attempts to recover from Stede's betrayal, and the crew tries to keep it together long enough to get back together. What will it take to reunite the co-captains of the Revenge and repair their wounded family?
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Captain Stede Bonnet recruits his newly minted first mate Oluwande and his scribe Lucius to write a letter of reconciliation to Ed. They get tanked.
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Three pirates share one braincell, and they dilute it with a lot of wine.
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This ship is weird, Ed thinks. He’s been here about a week now and he’s been paying attention. It’s odd. They’ve got a bit of down time today so Ed has situated himself in the crow’s nest sharpening his knife and enjoying the long view to the horizon, just having a think.
So, firstly, everyone is shagging, and that shouldn’t be weird - it’s not like Ed hasn’t taken some pleasure in a crewmate now and again, but this isn’t just people getting off with someone willing to lend a hand out of a small number of choices. Ed doesn’t think anyone would ever accuse him of being a prude, but there’s honest to god relationships going on here like they’ve met at a fucking dance or something. And that’s the least disturbing aspect of what he’s learned about this crew’s sex life.
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In which Ed muses on all the things which are just fucking weird about being on the Revenge, especially the cute, strange, lunatic captain.
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“Now, remember,” Stede informs them all, “the night is yours to do with as you wish. So long as you don’t get arrested, and you’re on the ship again by noon tomorrow,” and he points at them each in rapid turn, “then you can consider this your time off. Like a— a little weekend!”
The crew is silent, for a moment.
Then, Oluwande hesitantly raises his hand.
“Yes,” Stede calls on him, “Oluwande.”
“Like a vacation?” he asks.
“Ah— Yes, I suppose so,” Stede replies. “Yes, like a mini-vacation. Do whatever you’d like— within reason— and— Well.” He claps his hands together a second time, then spreads his arms, forever a showman. “Have fun, my friends!”
or: ed treats stede to a night out on the town in nassau, where they share drinks, tattoos, pleasure, secrets, and— much,
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The British aren’t too happy about the contract being broken on the Act of Grace and this time Stede Bonnet gets to be the one coming to the rescue.
“Stede,” Ed says and then buries his head in Stede’s neck, his chin bristly against the soft skin. “This is real yeah? I’m not fucking dead or something?”
“No one’s dead,” Stede says firmly, petting his head. “Though that does remind me we are in a certain amount of peril right now.”
“Oh fuck, right,” Ed says, looking up. “So this is a rescue then?”
“Well, yes,” Stede says, trying not to feel offended. “Did you think it was a conjugal visit?”
Ed shrugs.
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- Part 1 of Red Sky At Morning
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“No,” Stede interrupted Ed. “What happened after the duel? You said you almost died. Somebody was there to- take care of you?” His fingertips were still right there, light but steady on Ed’s rib. The tenderness in his voice was suddenly unbearable, and Ed moved away, tugging his shirt back down sharply to cover the ancient wound. For a short moment, a new silence grew between them. Then, just as Ed knew Stede was about to apologize for pushing too far, asking too much, he answered.
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Ed doesn't know how to receive kindness, and Stede doesn't know how to give anything but. This is set between episodes 7 and 8, in Ed & Stede's Co-Captaining era
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In which Stede and Ed are stuck ashore, and accidentally become pen pals. You've Got Ye Olde Maile!
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But what do you do Thomas, thats lefd you so wanting for a thrill that you need to spy thru a thiket of chiken scradch on the spelling atrossittys of strangers? Is Royal James a royal bore?
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Stede can’t help crying out in pain, in the next beat, finally giving in when an instinctive sound comes up. It’s loud, and the crew goes dead silent around him.
Stede doesn’t even notice. He’s just trying to breathe, skin tugging painfully, when a door bangs open at the opposite end of the ship.
“What the fuck was that?” Ed demands from afar, voice heard easily over the crash of the sea around them. “Was that Stede? Where the fuck is he?”
“Oh, no,” Lucius says quietly.
“If you jump overboard, babe, I swear I’ll come back for you,” Black Pete promises him.
or: lucius accidentally gives stede a flesh wound, and ed loses his mind like they're not all pirates.