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A Rather Expected Journey by Morg47
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
08 Feb 2026
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There are several things that the dwarves don't know about the hobbit that is traveling with them. Things that Bilbo is glad to let them find out for themselves along the way.
The first is that he's prepared for anything. His mother used to quiz him about what he'd do in any situation - from relatives to trolls - and Bilbo never disappointed her with his answers. Riding a pony all day gives him plenty of time to plan for everything.
The second is that he can throw a stone or any other small object hard enough to embed it several inches into a tree trunk. His accuracy is uncanny even by Shire standards. He's quite proud of it.
The third is that he doesn't actually say so many proverbs when at home but it seems to annoy the dwarves so he spends time thinking up all the ones he's heard before.
And last, hobbits scold like it is no one's business. The Dwarves he's traveling with really have no idea what will happen if they truly piss him off.
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A Road Less Traveled by fluffyspid3r
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
29 Jul 2021
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Lotus Baggins has always been odd. Her feet are too small, she has queer dreams of events and places she's never seen nor heard of before. Sometimes, the world gets to big even in the Shire and her words seem to stumble over themselves no matter what she does. She's neither her brave and bold mother, nor her steady and unwavering father.
So, when her favorite Wizard comes a 'calling wanting her for an adventure, what's a not-quite-of-age Hobbit supposed to do but follow?
This is a Coming of Age story about one Hobbit Lass, who will do anything to help a rag-tag group of dwarves find their way home, and maybe in the process, find out just what's she capable of. -
Getting to Know You by NerdKenz2001
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
27 Dec 2020
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Bilbo finds two dwarfling boys at his front of the door and takes them in. He expected two scared little children who will soon be claimed by kin. He did NOT expect a bunch of dwarves basically accusing him of kidnapping babes.
Oh, should I mention that it also includes a King?
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Happy little accidents by Ineedtherapy (gethelp), justaratherusualperson
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
17 Aug 2023
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All his life, Bilbo had to keep secrets from the rest of the Shire, feeling isolated and hopeless. Things change when Thorin accidentality does not only create a soulbond between the two, but also drags three more members of his company into the mess. While an escape from the Shire sounds good… How is Bilbo supposed to protect his secrets when in a relationship? Also, considering how rare children are for dwarfs, how will Bilbo’s FOUR partners react should they find out he is physically able of giving them as many as they require? Dwarfs appear to be so rough and determined… What may they be capable of doing to the hobbit?
Or: While hobbit society seems rather serene at first, their harsh rules dedicate a certain lifestyle. Meanwhile, dwarfs are a bunch of genderless feminists and the unchallenged kings of consent and respect. Unfortunately, no one has told Bilbo this.
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curse me to death (i'd always wear your crown) by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Nov 2020
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“You are the daughter of Yavanna and he is the son of Durin. I had thought your wit would be enough, but not even I could have foreseen the hold the gold had on him. His blood is tainted, but you can purify it.” Yavanna’s touch felt like warmth. Bella could smell the sunshine, feel the lake air- “I sent Gandalf to your aid, but he was far too late. It set off events that I had hoped would never fall upon my children. Go, Belladonna. Learn your gifts and do so quickly. The wizard will be at your door in six of your hours.”
The glow faded from the back of Bella’s eyelids and she woke up in her old bedroom in Bag End.