Pure Crack
My personal stash of Fics to make me laugh.
(Open, Moderated)
Random works
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achilles' heel by ashenice
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Jul 2021
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It became somewhat of a routine, somehow. Everyday at lunch Midoriya would intercept him, say something cheery, and hand him a Kit Kat. A few times they ran into each other outside of lunch period and half the times Midoriya would still have a Kit Kat on hand for him.
It was kind of fucking weird but Hitoshi was getting free Kit Kats out of it so he wasn’t about to complain.(Midoriya "accidentally" classically conditions Shinsou into liking him using Kit Kats)
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Itsy Bitsy Spider by gelation
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
20 Apr 2021
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Peter makes himself an army of Spider AIs and forgets to tell anyone.
Or: How Peter convinced the New Avengers that he could talk to Spiders
Double or: How Peter's class found out he was the heir of Stark Industries in the stupidest way possible.
Series
- Part 9 of Peter Parker & Stark Industries
- Part 10 of Angel's Marvel One-Shots and Fics
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the sassy, snappy and sarcastic assholes' guide to saving the universe by graveltotempo
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
12 Apr 2022
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A bitch, a diva and a drama queen are put in charge of saving the Universe.
Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?
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Awful for One by katydid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Mar 2023
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While high on painkillers at the hospital, Izuku creates a troll twitter account pretending to be All for One. The League of Villains, the Hero Public Safety Commission, and All Might all fall for it.
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Check in, One through Twenty, Go by sabertoothhousecat
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Mar 2022
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Class 1-A makes check-in phrases to make sure no one’s an imposter.
After the war, it turns into something else.
Random bookmarks
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The Cryptid Knight by whitebeltwriter
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Animated Series, Superman: The Animated Series
04 Jan 2021
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Based on a tumblr post:
What if instead of Batman making criminals fear him through brute force, he instead freaks them out by being as inhuman seeming as possible (while still beating them with brute force).
In short: Batman is out here to scare the living daylights out of bad guys and he's having such a good time right now. -
Wanna bet? 50 dollars that kid is Supes’ kid by raretune
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
24 Oct 2025
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Justice League’s newest recruit Nightwing is a mysterious figure. He's competent, but hides all his true identity. And he's so bright and shiny and smiley and full of hope, with a Kryptonian legend on his chest.
Maybe he's Superman's son. Wanna bet?
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The Batfam identity reveal to JL, with a twist that everyone thinks Dick is Superman's son. That's it, that's the fic. -
A WHAT in the hand? by AssortedGeekery
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
24 Aug 2022
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Wherein most of ShinRa's military forces learn that one little cadet really has no fear.
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The Cape Void by CharlesWaterloo
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
12 Sep 2021
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In which Batman’s cape may or may not be bigger on the inside, contains many sandwiches, creates more problems than it solves, and is the constant delight of his children.
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‘We played hide and seek in the cave once and Tim had the bright idea of hiding in the Cape Void,’ Dick said, smiling slightly evilly at him.
‘Yeah, that was a weird couple of days. The void demons are nice, though,’ Tim added casually.
‘What?’ everyone said at once, heads snapping towards him.
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(A series of stories detailing the problems that occur when several lightly insane vigilantes have access to an unexplainable void.)
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Chat Noir finally convinces Ladybug to start their own blog. She's only planning on doing the occasional Q&A, mostly as an excuse to stop doing actual press conferences. Chat is going all out: challenge videos, patrol blogs, you name it.
It's actually going pretty well, until they find out each other's identities, anyways.
Or, the ladynoir blog fic nobody asked for.
