Hilarious Fics that are Hilarious
Amalgamation of Fics that are bizarre, cracky, hilarious and overall a fun ride.
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Four-year-old Luna has been able to see lights her whole life- and when both of her parents die in an explosive magical accident, she decides to grab on to one of the lights and follow it.
Meanwhile, Regulus Black has never really thought of himself as the parental sort- he's hardly interacted with a child in his life, much less raised one. But when two magically inexplicable orphans show up and somehow resurrect him- well, what else was he supposed to do? Not immediately adopt them? Yeah, right.
(Features little Luna and Harry adopting each other as siblings and Regulus being in way, way over his head)
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Peter Parker's Super Secret Snack Stash by coconutknightshade
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Sep 2019
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"It's D, Peter. We talked about this."
“No it’s not, Ned. Because if it were D then I would be wrong and that would put me at a 65% already on this practice exam and we haven’t even gotten through it all. I can’t fail another history exam, Ned! This last one is worth 60% of our grade! If I fail this final then I’ll fail the class and if I fail the class then I’ll be kicked out of school-”
“You’re top of our year, Peter.” You can almost hear Ned’s eye roll as he talks over Peter.
“- and if I’m kicked out of school then I’ll be forced to live on the streets exchanging sexual favors for money and I can’t do that, Ned! I wouldn’t even know what to charge- I mean, what’s the street value of a blow job, Ned? Do you know? Because I sure as shit don’t.” At this point Ned is outright giggling over Peter’s theatrics.
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Or in which Peter uses FRIDAY's system to have a conversation with Ned about AP History while he's sneaking into his super secret snack stash in the kitchen.
Or in which Peter's spidey senses betray him in the most embarrassing of ways.
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Teen for swearing.
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The Scourge by Epicbttrfly24
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Punisher (Comics), Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
21 Feb 2021
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Harry Potter was ordinary. (According to himself.) Harry Potter was a freak. (According to everyone else.) Harry Potter had no friends, nothing good to look forward to in his life, and generally no feelings about much of anything.
One day, he meets Frank. Frank helps Harry take charge of his life. He helps him find out what he wants and take what he wants. Frank shows Harry how good some feelings are… like vengeance, and how good it feels to fight back when you have been so very, very wronged in life. With Frank’s help, Harry turns from an ordinary boy into something more, something that will strike fear in the hearts of his enemies... The Scourge.
~ Where The Punisher steals a child and raises him in his own (violent) image, helping him get his revenge in a distinctly non-magical way. (Also with a lot of sarcastic wit.) ~
*Please read the tags. Rated M for a violence/language.*
- Edited Aug 2021 -Series
- Part 1 of Scourge and Moonbeam Take on the World
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research and disaster by blueh
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Feb 2020
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There should have been nothing remarkable about two people in a busy cafeteria, but Becket takes in the familiar sight of curly hair, brown eyes, and a t-shirt with a science pun on it talking animatedly alongside Actual Anthony Edward Stark and promptly drops his lunch.
He gapes for a solid second, seeing but not believing. It definitely doesn’t look like Mr. Stark is forcing the kid to leave, or firing him, or escorting him to security given the relaxed smiles on both of their faces. If anything, Becket thinks Mr. Stark looks rather proud.
“So, uh, Mr. Stark definitely knows Roomba-Kid,” Becket says and discreetly tilts his head in the direction of the pair.
“Oh my god,” Jess says. She almost sounds gleeful. “Oh my god, he’s not just some random kid. He’s Mr. Stark’s kid.”
or: the interns at Stark Industries have some questions about Peter Parker. The answers aren’t quite what they expect.
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The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
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- Part 1 of Seventh Horcrux & Related Works
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Harry Potter and The Muggle Postman by psychoSlaughter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Aug 2022
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Ordinary muggle postman Edmund's day starts with pondering over a suspicious letter addressed to "the cupboard under the stairs" and ends with him single-handedly defeating the dark lord Voldemort.
Starts serious, ends very much crack
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Bookmarked by LunaMia
14 Mar 2023
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This is why guns would destroy the HP world
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Between Sirius Black's escape from Azkaban, a renewed effort at recruiting more minions, and avoiding the suspiciously friendly pack of Aurors sent to defend Hogwarts, Harry's second school year is shaping up to be even more action-packed than his first. But with the help of his friends, Harry is quite sure that he'll be able to make it through another year relatively unscathed.
Oh, and then there's the impending dark resurrection of the high-pitched voice in his head, of course. But that can probably wait until his homework is done.
Sequel to The Devil You Know.
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- Part 2 of The Devil Went Down To Hogwarts
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21 Aug 2024
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-- “Wait!” Harry cried out, whirling around. “You-you knew my aunt?”
“Unfortunately.” Snape grimaced. “As children.”
Harry’s jaw dropped again. “You were a child?!” he asked, aghast. “I thought you sprung fully formed from the ether to torment school kids-“ He clapped his hands over his mouth, horrified.
Snape gave him an expressionless stare. “Flattery will get you nowhere, Potter. One point from Slytherin,” he added, turning on his heel. --
I'm in tears
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Voldemort has been going fruitlessly back in time for several cycles to try and prevent Harry Potter from winning the war, but nothing works. At last he decides that, since Harry only really won because of his friendships with Ron and Hermione, he will seduce Molly Prewett and ensure that she doesn’t give birth to Ron Weasley. Genius!
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- Part 17 of From Samhain to the Solstice 2019
Bookmarked by LunaMia
15 May 2025
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I live for the names of the kids lol
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Young Tom Riddle watches Dumbledore set his wardrobe on fire and thinks it’s the coolest thing ever. From that point on, Tom only wishes to become a man as great as his Professor. Dumbledore really, really doesn’t know how to deal with the little psycho kid following him around.
Series of short drabbles and snippets into the life of Tom Riddle, star pupil, future Transfigurations master, and president of the Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Fan Club (the APWBDFC, for short).
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Bookmarked by LunaMia
19 Nov 2023
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Tom Riddle being Dumbledore’s fan boy is a fic I didn't know I needed to read
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All Harry Potter ever wanted was to finally be accepted as someone other than an incurably criminal boy. A fresh start in Slytherin - which, admittedly, does seem to have a worrying proportion of goons - seems to be just what he needs to make some lifelong friendships. And if that life happens to be an immortal one, all the better.
It's too bad that the high-pitched voice in his head has other ideas.
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- Part 1 of The Devil Went Down To Hogwarts
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21 Aug 2024
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Hilarious, love the way everyone reacts to Harry