Dispatchthisdick
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Robert has one good day and immediately gets kidnapped because the universe hates him. His rescue squad? The Z-team—aka a shy water boy, a confused alien, and eight ex-villains who think “stealth operation” means “blow up the building.”
Robert instantly regrets ever telling them “good job.”
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Flambae finally learns the trick to getting Robert to go to sleep: laying on top of him.
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Z-Team is paired with X-Team for a joint operation to track down and bust a child smuggling operation spanning across their bordered districts.
Z-Team may be ex-criminals, but everyone can agree a pedophile is a waste of a cell room and is much better off rotting six feet under.
How Robert Robertson can look at the perps marched through their doors with indifference is what rubs Z-Team the wrong way.
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Robert and Sonar had been dating for a bit now
But Robert forgot an important step in the morning routine and now Sonar is upset.
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In the grand scheme of things, it’s not so bad. He could’ve died in that explosion. That thought keeps him grounded most days. Every throb behind his eyes, every dizzy spell, every flash of light that feels like someone striking a match inside his skull; he just reminds himself that it could have ended there. In a fire. In pieces. Instead, he just gets migraines.
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Flambae volunteered to go.
“Bob Bob listen- “ But he didn’t get a chance to finish his sentence, because Robert without taking his eyes off the sad, grey ceiling decided to open his mouth.
“I should have died in that blast” He said it with such certainty that Flambae had to do a double take. Eyes wide with shock as he exclaimed- “What the fuck?”
The Z-team is worried about their dispatcher, and Flambae decides to pay him a visit.
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"Why have you done this?" Phenomaman's voice was quieter now, more dangerous. "This... this is villainy. I had thought you all had turned a new leaf. SDN is very clear on-“
"He called Robert a slut." Invisigal cut in.
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Robert's ex boyfriend visits SDN and makes some mistakes.
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- Part 2 of Z-team Polycule series