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“I can’t hurt your family, huh? You’re clever Fordsy, that’s why I like you so much!” Bill dissolved the triangular cage surrounding Ford and Stan, and Stan dashed to sweep up Dipper and Mabel protectively. Bill caught Ford in a waist dip, “You know how I love a little ‘will-they-won’t-they-destroy-the-world’ in a galactic takeover!”
In a moment of quick thinking, Ford Pines has tricked Bill into a deal that protects his family from Bill's wrath. Stan Pines tries to balance keeping it together for the kids, protecting a hostage Ford, and beating Bill at his mind games.
As for Bill Cipher, well, the demon can't for the life of him figure why everyone thinks he's actually in love with his former science partner. It's a joke, guys!
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Once upon a time humankind and magical creatures like dragons, minotaurs, krakens, giants and others, agreed on a pact.
It came with rules and traditions that kept the balance in this world for a long, long time.
Crowley, a shapeshifting dragon, has been part of this system for as long as he could remember.
He guarded the castle, protected the princess and followed the given rules (with a certain amount of creative interpretation that is).
But when a certain knight arrives, who isn't particularly interested in the role given to him, the story begins to shift and a rather unusual arrangement unfurls.
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Miracles on Ice by HenriettaRHippo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Jul 2024
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A fight on the world stage gets Aziraphale and Crowley banned from the men's figure skating division, but Gabriel's got a plan.
Now these former rivals are teaming up as a male/male pair but there's just one problem...they can't stand each other.
Can Aziraphale and Crowley put aside their hatred to bring back the gold? Or was that hatred just covering up deeper feelings bubbling under the surface?
It's enemies to lovers, on ice!
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Gabriel and Beelzebub come to Aziraphale's bookshop together. Neither Crowley nor Aziraphale are very happy with this turn of events. And nothing ever goes unnoticed on Whickber Street.
Or, in which I rewrite Season 2 so that the final fifteen never has to happen, give lots of attention to people who showed up for two seconds, and annoy our favourite characters to no end.
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Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”
“Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”
“You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”
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Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?
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