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2016-08-02
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Chapter 25: tell your boyfriend if hes got beef

Summary:

us music from the early 2000s

Notes:

edit july 18, 2019: if for whatever reason youre rereading this, you might notice a few edits to the beginning where theyre talking about my immortal. initially, this section they were talking about the authors identity, because this chapter was written maybe a day or two after irl we thought we found out who wrote the fic. later though, pretty much everything that person said was shown to be false and we all collectively decided to pretend it didnt happen. however, i felt really weird about still having it in this fic as silly and crack as it is, and it was my least favorite part that made me cringe when i thought about it, so i finally pulled myself together and deleted and replaced the few lines that mentioned it. anyway thanks for reading //

mental support = nino, ebony = alya, draco = adrien, vampire = alya
i hope you enjoy!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

17:20

mental support: a reminder that i hate all of you

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: u love u s

mental support: i can t believe you just made me listen to all of that
what the fuck

draco malfoy: Now You Know

mental support: i wish i didnt

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: its so good
so iconic
there are sequels 2 even tho they rnt as good 
mari and i r gonna read them together and then read bad wattpad fics 
join us
we can b the nerds with a book club

mental support: i just spent several hours listening to you three do a dramatic reading of my immortal
i think weve gone past nerds with a book club

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: sounds fake

vampire: You cant say that wasnt a lot of fun though
I forgot how wil d that fic got

mental support: i need to process

draco malfoy: Have fun

 

5:02

draco malfoy: Reasons to quit modelling:
Early morning shoots

draco malfoy changed his name to asleep in makeup

asleep in makeup: I can’t wait to be done today

 

9:34

mental support: i am so sorry dude
fingers crossed that your dad stops sending you to them

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: ^^^

mental support: al babe
please
change your name

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: f i n e
uhhhhhhhh

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way has changed their name to aint no lie

aint no lie: baby bi bi bi

mental support: i dont know what i expected

aint no lie: pls choose a lyric and join me

mental support: youre ridiculous why do i love you

mental support has changed their name to fool for you

aint no lie: lmao sap

fool for you: true

 

10:02

vampire: Oh my god we have so man y orders to day
Wont be on Im dying
Im gonna dronw in frosting

vampire has changed their name to too many cookies

fool for you: uhhh no such thing
let me know when youre on your break
i wanna stop in and say hi
and also steal some baked goods
pull you away from baking for a bit

too many cookies: My knight in shining arm or  <3

fool for you: mostly hoping for cookies deemed unworthy to sell but yes
i can work with knight

too many cookies: At least youre honest

13:35

asleep in makeup: Get me out og hits hous e

aint no lie: omw
get ready to leave boy i was in the area on a walk

asleep in makeup: Thnak s

 

13:46

fool for you: let me know if i can do anything ok??
if you need to stay the night or something that super chill
my moms wont mind
besides they keep trying to invite you all to dinner

too many cookies: Same as what Nino said!!!
And also what!! I love your moms Id love to go to dinner??????

fool for you: yeah but theyre gonna tell embarrassing stories

too many cookies: You say that like I wasnt there for most of them

fool for you: yeah but adrie nand alya werent

too many cookies: Ok true true


 

19:11 in PM between too many cookies and alseep in makeup

asleep in makeup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J1-eYBbspA

too many cookies: Why the fuck

asleep in makeup: I’m with Alya
We’re listening to 2000 hits from the US

too many cookies: Of course you are
Are you having fun
And feeling better??

asleep in makeup: Yeah
We’re cuddling and making fun of the music videos
Mostly the fashion
Also her mom brought home some food from the hotel so we don’t have to eat ramen which is both awesome and a disappointment

too many cookies: Mhm
How hard are you pining

asleep in makeup: Shut up

too many cookies: You love me

asleep in makeup: Unfortunately
Why are our friends just so
Great
Good
Incredible
Sos I’m getting emotional about them Mari
I really love them what did we do

too many cookies: We have really great taste obviously

asleep in makeup: Man I have shitty luck

too many cookies: Or the best

asleep in makeup: That’s your department

too many cookies: True tru e
Are you going to survive??

asleep in makeup: Yeah
Cuddling with Alya is unfairly nice

too many cookies: Tell me about it
Anyway why this song

asleep in makeup: Because I love you and just wanted to remind you

too many cookies: This is the worst way to tell me that
But I love you too
I have to go help my mom with dinner but Ill talk to you later <3
Have fun
Dont die

asleep in makeup: No promises


20:02 in fucking clock hearts

aint no lie has renamed this conversation to tell your boyfriend if hes got beef

too many cookies: Wha t

aint no lie: THAT IM A VEGETARIAN AND I AINT FUCKING SCARED O F HIM

fool for you: what the fuck

asleep in makeup: We’ve been watching music videos for like 3 hours

aint no lie: im liv in g

asleep in makeup: My dad would die if he saw any of the outfits people are wearing in these

aint no lie: american pop music from the 2000s is wild
join us

fool for you: i thik im good

asleep in makeup: Youre not

aint no lie: were not falling in love were just falling apart :/

too many cookies: Im too tired for fake deep al

aint no lie: rip im sorry babe

fool for you: can i break into the bakery and get a cookie
i need sugar

too many cookies: Cn I convince you to watch a show with me or something

fool for you: duh

too many cookies: !!!!!!!!!
Let me know when you get here Im just at the foot of the stairs braiding my hair
Ill let you in  

 

20:15

aint no lie: bo y
why are all of 3oh3s songs fucking icon ci

too many cookies: 3oh3 is that supposed to like
Mean somethin g

aint no lie: idk its just another word i never learned how to pronounce

too many cookies: RIp

fool for you: yo mari im here

too many cookies: !!!

 

20:25

aint no lie: a;lsdkfjasdf things i apparently need to do
add chloe on snapchat

fool for you: yo why

asleep in makeup: She just sent me a selfie of her wearing designer shades just to hide her face cause she took her makeup off

aint no lie: she is???? weirdly chill snapchattin g marhs
whtf

too many cookies: Whtf???

fool for you: what hell the fuck

asleep in makeup: That might have to do with us having been friends since we were like
In diapers
Chloe isn’t the best person but we still talk for a reason

aint no lie: fair

fool for you: i follow her on twitter for her rants
theyre ridic
they make my day

asleep in makeup: Oh uh Nino can I come over when you’re done at the bakery?

fool for you: yeah of course dude!!! that offers always there

aint no lie: >:(

too many cookies: I take it you two had this argument alread y

asleep in makeup: Yup
I feel bad invading Alya’s space for so long

aint no lie: youve been around all night before!!!!!
its not a big deal!!!!!!!!!!!
the party dont stop

fool for you: want me to steal some cookies from you

asleep in makeup: Stealing is bad

aint no lie: why are u leaving me!!!!!!!!!!!

too many cookies: Ill let Nino tak ethe cookies then its not stealing
Also cant you have this con vo irl??

asleep in makeup: Yeah but this is better

aint no lie: yeah also were comfy on the couch and itd be weird to yell at each other when were sitting like this


 

PM between asleep in makeup and too many cookies

too many cookies: Rip

asleep in makeup: Please don’t make this worse

too many cookies: Come on Romeo

asleep in makeup: That’s not my name

too many cookies: Fiiine
You ok?? I know youre going over Ninos
Hes getting ready to leave btw but he just mentioned that in the main chat

asleep in makeup: Yeah I just
Its been a really really messed up week

too many cookies: Fair enough
Let me know if you need anything ok???

asleep in makeup: Thanks <3
Going from Alya to Nino will be fun

too many cookies: Tonight your e fallign in love

asleep in makeup: Very funny
But let me know if you need anything too
Ok???

too many cookies: I will <3 <3


in tell your boyfriend if hes got beef

fool for you: ok so
how many cookies is too many cookies

aint no lie: there is literally no such thing
weve talked about thi s

fool for you: i bet if you eat too many you could die

aint no lie: come on
let me shake up ur world
and change ur life
eat All The Cookies

fool for you: thats too many cookies

aint no lie: eat all the cookies an d die

fool for you: youre just jealous that adrien is coming over

aint no lie: please this isnt even jealousy
>:/

fool for you: bruh
oh btw im leaving in like 2 minutes
gonna steal you away from alya

aint no lie: n e v e r

asleep in makeup: Please save me she’s been playing the same song for like half an hour

aint no lie: listen hot stuff im in loe vwith this son g

fool for you: let the beat rock dude

asleep in makeup: Mari pl e a s e

aint no lie: i cant stop cause im haivng too much fun!!!!!!!

 

21:35

aint no lie: i cant believe ive been betrayed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fool for you: youre so dramatic

aint no lie: this is the worst thing to ever happen o t me

asleep in makeup: Its not enough to say that I miss you, is it

aint no lie: no
>:(
tell me what i wanna hear
and that is that ur coming bcak

asleep in makeup: Sorry Al

fool for you: yeah ive got a blanket fort set up still from last time so i win

aint no lie: shi t

too many cookies: Youre all ridiculou s
You need to come back down t o earht
Weve got bigger problems than this
Liek the fact that I canT FIND MY SCISSOR S

aint no lie: r i p

fool for you: theyre under your chaise

too many cookies: What

fool for you: check

too many cookies: …….
Holy s hi t
HO W

fool for you: magic

aint no lie: u might no t believe ur eyes
but ninos magic

asleep in makeup: I thought I got away from this

aint no lie: nope
<3

Notes:

(3oh3 is ICONIC if you havent actually looked at a list of their songs/songs they were featured in please do your life will be changed)

Notes:

yeah i don't know either

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