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2026-08-02
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2026-08-03
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Summary:

Vil Schoenheit was not at all interested in responding to any sort of flagrant request from a pathetic man-child like Leonna Kingscholar… So what happens when one your least favourite people stumbles into a long-winded fake dating act with you?
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To get his family off his back, Leona tells them he has a partner, which they are now all desperate to meet. Upon agreeing to fake-date him for good press, Vil is now forced to tackle the growing pressure of the VDC, along with some unfortunately timed feelings about the lion prince he so despises. With the whole arrangement not quite going as planned, the two will be forced to wonder… what happens when the allotted end of this elusive arrangement finally comes to toll, and neither of you are ready to let go?
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Bonus side story – Holy Mackrel:

During the main story, Riddle Rosehearts is also discovering all the wonderfully uncontrollable, rule-ruining new things that come with having your first crush. Unfortunately for him, the crush he develops might just be on the most infuriating eel he’s ever met...

Notes:

PROLOGUE/INFO GOING IN:
continuity info to note before reading:

- BETA READING: my girlfriend is my beta reader and she’s too kind to me so some of this is probably not quite as good as she thinks it is. Theres also still probably some spelling and grammar errors, though I’ve weeded as many of them out as I can. Putting my A-level English to good use for once in my life.

- AUTHOR: author is from the UK so uses UK terminology in some places. I can’t help it, leave me and my bottle’o’water alone please. Authors favourite character is Vil so sometimes I might be biased narratively towards him and give him more attention than others so apologies if that bothers anyone. Author is also a lesbian and that tends to impact how I write intimate scenes, so if this stuff doesn’t sound like things that two men would say to each other it is because I have no interest or experience with men romantically whatsoever, take that however you will.

- FLORID: This is predominantly a Leona and Vil romance story, but due to my girlfriend growing attached to their little pairing, I have also included a side-story as a bit of relief between the Leovil mess. It’s not as deep and is a lot more comedy-toned than the main story, but they are very much on their own romantic journey that takes place in the same amount of time as the main story. I will be labelling the Florid chapters with a separate name, just for those who are skipping past it or who are reading this exclusively for Florid. Chapters will be labelled "(Holy mackerel)” before each chapter name.

- TIMING: this book takes place during book 5, once the VDC dance troop is already together. I'd say it’s set about half-way through the book.

- CLOUDCALLING ON THE SAVANA: in this story, the event in Sunset Savana takes place BEFORE book 5 by a few months. I do not remember where it canonically takes place, but that's where it is in this timeline for the purposes of this story.

- EPEL/SPELLDRIVE: Epel goes to Spelldrive practice regularly during this version of book 5's events, regardless of whether he actually did in cannon. Epel also speaks VERY cowboy western-y and I find that fun to write so expect that.

- SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS: In this version of the continuity, the characters do not ALWAYS sleep at ramshackle while rehearsing, otherwise certain story beats don't work. let’s say about four out of five days a week, the VDC gang are sleeping there. Other times, some of them stay at their own dorms (or others, no spoilers), Vil and Rook in particular can pardon themselves or others from sleeping at Ramshackle at Vils discretion.

- YUU: Yuu exists here, but they don't do much, so they have a pretty bare bones personality and no lines as of the time of writing this. (Aug 2026) If this changes, I will update this prologue to be more accurate.

- BOOKS 5 AND 6: I have added a few weeks’ worth of time between the events of book 6 and the end of book 5 in this continuity. There will be no mention of book 6 or its events in this story, so anything taking place after book 5's ending is within this mid-quel time I have inserted between the two game chapters.

- THE KINGSCHOLAR FAMILY: I am using Mufasa and Sarabi as a reference for Falena and his wife’s character attributes. If you don’t like that, that's okay just don't read those scenes. Leonas parents are completely original and based only on the dialogue given by Leona about them (and my own interpretation of what he means). I have head cannoned them as a little naggy and they check on him occasionally, but he mostly ignores their calls. That is the kind of relationship I wanted to establish early on.

That’s about it, if anything comes up or changes during the updating of this fic, I will edit this prologue when needed.

Many thanks and hopefully you can enjoy this as much as I enjoyed it while writing x

Prologue last updated 03/08/2026

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: life is a circus

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The VDC was just around the corner, and the dance troop was the furthest thing from poised and perfected that you could possibly get. How on earth the Housewarden of Heartslabyul put up with two-left-feet-having first years was beyond Vil, but he trusted his hunter’s judgement. It weighed on his shoulders to make sure a fool was not made of this school and of the reputation of the esteemed Vil Schoenheit. All this, in front of The Golden-Boy, thorn-in-his-side Neige Leblanche, no less. Honestly, of all the competitions to sporadically enter, it always had to be whatever he could effortlessly best Vil in. He couldn't blame him for being perfect. As frustrating as his lack of effort was, hating him made no difference. All it took was a flutter of those naturally long eyelashes and he'd be scoring higher than Vil in popularity, yet again, in mere seconds.

Not this time, though. This time he was going to put his best foot forward and work himself to the bone to make this display the spellbinding act it needed to be.

So no, quite frankly, he wasn't interested in distractions. He wasn't interested in diversions from his schoolwork or elaborate, mischievous schemes. He wasn't interested in doing favours for people who were far too lazy and unkempt to deserve them.

Unkempt, of course, but undeniably it would take little more than a short makeover to fix that.

And my Sevens, Vil thought, I could transform even the worst case of appearance negligence into a blooming rose of beautiful arrangement if he'd just give me a chance, but that was beside the point.

Vil Schoenheit was not at all interested in responding to any sort of flagrant request from a pathetic, frustrating, mangy, yet annoyingly goodlooking, man-child like Leonna Kingscholar!

He ran his manicured nails over the sealed letter and the messily written words on the front.

'Help me out again'

tsk, thought the Pomefiore Housewarden at the last, patronising word, 'again?'  What does take him for, an errand boy?

He was Vil Schoeheit! A star! An actor! A model with world-famous visage! He wasn't some easily smooth-talked first year without a solid head on his shoulders!

Was this The Sevens punishment for letting his guard down around the beastman? He'd helped him during a sporting event in Sunset Savana as no more than a simple trade-off and promised he'd never do something like that again, not for that mannerless Prince. Kingscholar was far from deserving of Vils generosity - even today he'd yanked his hair in the hallway and passed it off as an accident with that infuriatingly smug grin on his face. Vil was sure he’d wipe it clean off someday. A smug nuisance who was the bane of the model’s existence since they'd first met, especially after their little stunt in Sunset Savana..

Actually, the whole spa incident was perhaps better left unmentioned. Vil caught his pale cheeks in the mirror darkening to a shade of light pink from the memory. He'd been aware of Leonas physical strength for a long time, of course, but something about sitting with his entire, toned chest exposed in the water with nothing but he stars above them and a few candles to illuminate the pair of vain NRC students had made him feel almost drunk. That sober-drunken haze, as he called it, had led to an unfortunate set of impulses the two seldom addressed during or after the fact. Thank goodness neither had acted on it, it was little more than foolish ego-highs from two competitive leaders, of course. The thought of those impulses ever returning, even for a moment, made his skin crawl now.

But Vil was getting distracted. The truth of the matter was this: there was absolutely no way, without a shadow of a doubt, that he would assist the bad-mannered lion with anything written in this letter.

He powdered his face, fixed his mascara, and turned to the door of his dorm room, tossing the unopened letter in the disposal. He huffed at the insinuation and smiled a little at the confident air he'd gained from completely ignoring the request. He then strutted out into the halls of Pomefiore. He needed to check that Epel wasn't doing something uncouth, of course.

A few students gave concerned looks as he passed and hurried along much faster than usual.

Strange, what are they bracing for?

 It would only take a left turn at the next corner to figure that out.