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parrot has changed the group name to: Study Group

the biggest bird: okay
the biggest bird: stop changing the gc name we're keeping it this way

spokenation: :)

the immortal demon: bro

wube: yo

the biggest bird: spoke i can see your ":)" from here
the biggest bird: dont even think abouy it

spokenation: whaat im not thinking of anything!!!

the immortal demon: dawg we have a history test tomorrow
the immortal demon: i need this chat to be normal for exactly 24 hours is that too much to ask for

wube: THE immortal demon wanting something normal is crazy

the immortal demon: shut up bro

spokenation: wait
spokenation: we have a history test???

the biggest bird: spoke
the biggest bird: we've been talking about it all week
the biggest bird: you literally sat next to me while i was studying for it

spokenation: yeah i thought you were just doing that for fun

wube: WHO STUDIES FOR FUN 😭🙏

the biggest bird: i do

wube: except for you

the immortal demon: parrot is literally the only reason this group has a collective gpa above 2.0

spokenation: my gpa is fine actually

the immortal demon: spoke you got a 47 on the last math quiz

spokenation: BUT i got a 94 on the english essay
spokenation: balance bro balance

wube: i dont think thats how balance works

spokenation: sounds like something someone with no balance would say...

the biggest bird: i'm not going to dignify that with a response

the immortal demon: wait wait wait wtf
the immortal demon: Spoke you got a 94 on the english essay???

spokenation: yeah LOL

the immortal demon: the one about symbolism in the great gatsby????????

spokenation: the green light represents money and also he's lowkeyy insane. i wrote 6 pages and the teacher loved it 

wube: THATS LITERALLY SO UNFAIR
wube: i wrote 4 pages about the american dream and got a 72 A SEVENTY TWO

spokenation: sounds like a skill issue to me 👎

wube: I WILL ORBITAL STRIKE YOU

the immortal demon: wemmbu bro you cant do that

wube: not with THAT attitude (¬_¬ )

the biggest bird: please do not bring explosives to school
the biggest bird: again

spokenation: AGAIN???? HOIW COME NONE OF YOU TRAITORS TOLD ME ABOUT THIS

the biggest bird: you don't want to know

the immortal demon: oh i remember that
the immortal demon: that was a good day

the biggest bird: flame we all got a 3 day suspension just because we were involved

spokenation: wait i have to hear this story now let me in on it

wube: DO NOT GIVE INTO HIM DONT TELL HIM

the biggest bird: no.
the biggest bird: we are STUDYING

the immortal demon: bro come on i think it's funny

the biggest bird: i said no
the biggest bird: we are going to pass this history test if it kills me
the biggest bird: and considering who i'm working with, it might

wube: parrot why do you even try with us

the biggest bird: because someone has to

spokenation: that's the lamest answer you could have given

the biggest bird: what did you want me to say

spokenation: "because i love you guys"
spokenation: and then we all hug :D

the immortal demon: i am not hugging you spoke.

wube: yeah same this guy probably stinks

spokenation: COWARDS
spokenation: ALL OF YOU

the biggest bird: i'm sending a practice test i am NOT letting you all fail

the biggest bird: [file: history_review.pdf]

wube: i am NOT opening that bro

the immortal demon: same

spokenation: oh i'll open it
spokenation: opens
spokenation: closes
spokenation: hell na bro 👎

the biggest bird: YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT IT

spokenation: well i looked at the first question
spokenation: "who was the first president of the united states"
spokenation: how am i supposed to know tgat

the biggest bird: THAT'S LITERALLY THE EASIEST QUESTION

the immortal demon: it's washington right

the biggest bird: YES

the immortal demon: okay so i knew that
the immortal demon: i was just testing you

wube: we all know you're just a brick bro 😭

spokenation: wait actually i think it's john hancock

the biggest bird: SPOKE

spokenation: he signed the declaration big
spokenation: that's president behavior

the biggest bird: i am going to lose my mind

wube: hey parrot
wube: question

the biggest bird: what

wube: if you're so smart why are you friends with us

the biggest bird: ...
the biggest bird: that's actually a really good question

spokenation: because we're cool

the immortal demon: no that's obviously not it

wube: because we're funny

the immortal demon: no that's not it either

the biggest bird: because you're all disasters and i am trying to help you pass the year

the immortal demon: oh
the immortal demon: that's weirdly honest
the immortal demon: im the exception tho right THOSE TWO are the disasters

spokenation: NO?? YOU ARE NOT THE EXCEPTION FLAME 

the biggest bird: bro both of you sybau
the biggest bird: i'm literally keeping you alive

wube: we've never been in REAL mortal danger

the biggest bird: wemmbu you tried to fight a teacher last month

wube: HE LOOKED AT ME WRONG OKAY

the immortal demon: he really did though
the immortal demon: that guy has one sided beef with wemmbu

the biggest bird: THAT DOESN'T JUSTIFY VIOLENCE??/?

spokenation: well it depends on the violence...

the biggest bird: no
the biggest bird: NO it doesn't

spokenation: okay calm down birdie

the biggest bird: don't call me that

wube: birdie???

the immortal demon: parrot has a nickname??
the immortal demon: from SPOKE??

the biggest bird: it's a long story
the biggest bird: and i hate it

spokenation: he's lying he loves it
spokenation: wifies calls him that too

wube: wait wifies is real???
wube: i thought you made him up ngl 

the biggest bird: WHY would i make up a person im not that insane

wube: spoke does it all the time tho

spokenation: NO//??? MAPICC IS REAL BRO

the immortal demon: mapicc is NOT real

the immortal demon: i've never seen him

spokenation: HES REAL HES JUST BUSY

wube: busy doing WHAT

spokenation: things
spokenation: ...criminal things

the immortal demon: SPOKE

spokenation: joking
spokenation: mostly..

the biggest bird: im going to pretend i didn't hear that

wube: same here
wube: anyway back to studying

the immortal demon: wait you actually want to study now???

wube: no but egg will kill me if i fail another test
wube: and by kill i mean give me a disappointed look
wube: which is worse

the biggest bird: egg is a good influence on you

wube: DO NOT tell him i said that

spokenation: egg is a PERSON??

wube: YES???/ OFC???
wube: EGGCHAN IS A REAL PERSON BRO

spokenation: i thought you just carried an egg around

wube: WHY WOULD I CARRY AN EGG AROUND 

spokenation: i don't know man you're weird you'd probably do that

the immortal demon: he's not wrong lowk

wube: I AM MORE NORMAL THAN THE REST OF YOU

the biggest bird: none of us are normal
the biggest bird: that's why we're friends

spokenation: awwwww

the biggest bird: don't "awwwww" me spoke
the biggest bird: i said that as an INSULT

spokenation: still awwwww

the immortal demon: okay but seriously
the immortal demon: we need to study
the immortal demon: i promised lomedy i'd actually pass this time

the biggest bird: lomedy is also a good influence on you

the immortal demon: yeah unlike you guys

wube: this group is just a bunch of softies pretending to be tough

spokenation: speak for yourself chud
spokenation: i'm actually insane unlike the rest of you fakes

the immortal demon: spoke didnt you help a lost freshman find their class

spokenation: no that was a strategic decision

the biggest bird: how

spokenation: they owed me after
spokenation: i have connections now hehe

the immortal demon: ...
the immortal demon: that's actually kinda terrifying

wube: yeah that's classic spoke bro

the biggest bird: can we PLEASE focus on the history test on god we've made no progress and its been an hour

spokenation: FINE SMALL BIRD
spokenation: what's the first question again

the biggest bird: who was the first president

spokenation: okay so i was right it's john hancock

the biggest bird: SPOKE

the immortal demon: BRO

wube: LMAOOOO

the biggest bird: i'm leaving this group

spokenation: no you're not

the biggest bird: you're right
the biggest bird: if i do no one is going to save your asses before graduation

wube: hey parrot

wube: since you're staying

wube: can you explain the cold war

wube: like i'm 5

the biggest bird: finally a serious question

the biggest bird: okay so there were two superpowers and

spokenation: it's called the COLD war because everyone was cold

spokenation: they all forgot jackets...

the biggest bird: i am going to commit a crime

the biggest bird: and spoke you're going to be the alibi

spokenation: FINALLY!!

spokenation: THATS THE SPIRIT PARROT

the biggest bird: what did i say about changing the gc name bruh

wube: idk thats pretty accurate if you ask me

spokenation: yknow what they say..... can't fail if you don't take the test

the biggest bird: SPOKE NO