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jane dutch

Summary:

Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

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If you haven't seen the post on Tumblr:


deliciousblizzardshark:
Shane writes hockey romance* novels in his spare time and publishes them under a pseudonym (John Dutch) and no one knows except his agent.

A wag somewhere picks one up and discovers the hockey is really accurate and well written from a technical perspective (plus it’s super hot) and convinces her boyfriend or husband or whatever to read it and then somehow it becomes popular among hockey players as a thing that’s kind of a gag but people are also seriously reading it.

Ilya is extremely confused that CLIFF is trying to convince him to read a book but figures he’ll give it a try. Fifty pages in, reading the book on the plane, he suddenly realizes he recognizes the sex scene.

He never says anything to Shane, but starts casually leaving Shane’s books lying around for Shane to notice during their hook-ups.

*i was going to go with ‘gay hockey romance novels’ but then realized cishet hockey romance novels would be objectively funnier

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(See the end of the work for other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter 1: Icebreaker

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Shane doesn’t mean for it to get as big as it does.

 

It’s not like he’s not a busy hockey player.

 

It’s not like there aren’t other things he could be doing with his free time.

 

But he picks up the book Jackie Bergeron is in the middle of reading for the Metros’ WAGs book club while he is at Hayden's house and immediately has to put it down.

 

For one thing, the sex is bad. 

 

And the hockey is worse.

 

He thinks to himself, I could do better than that.

 

And it spirals out from there.

 

It’s become a habit at this point. He has a running document of concepts. During the season, he picks one to write during plane rides when he’s not watching tape. He gives himself word count goals and blasts past them while he's trying to ignore Comeau and Roy arguing in the row across from him.

 

He sends his drafts to Farah and lets her have her wicked way with them. He’s never actually talked to the publisher. Farah takes care of all of that. She emails him comments on his drafts and makes sure his advanced reading copies all have plain covers.

 

Each summer, he spends one afternoon signing insert pages with a stylized J.D. and the occasional doodle of a stick and puck.

 

Jane Dutch is simply another pseudonymous writer on the hockey romance scene.

 

No one is ever going to find out, because why would they?

 

It’s not like anyone is ever taking that close of a look at Shane’s notebooks.

 

It’s not like anyone’s ever going to know what he’s been basing them off of.

 


2010-2011


 

He starts writing the first one in October of 2010, after he takes one glance at Jackie's book club read. He's not much of a reader, but holy shit, the hockey is so bad.

 

It's like the author had never even been on skates. Or been to a game.

 

The story really comes secondary to the hockey. He finds himself planning out a theoretical season for this fictional team, playing with conference lineups to make it a little less true to life, calculating the point values necessary to get Max Taylor to have emotionally significant conflicts during the playoffs.

 

It's more...fun, than he expected it to be. Sometimes he'll insert a snippet of a game the Metros have just played, go back over it in writing so he can understand where the lines are not connecting. He brings up an insight once in tape review and gets an impressed look from Theriault. They work his adjusted play into the next game, and he scores off of it, so of course he has to continue.

 

The romance aspect comes a little bit less easily.

 

Max isn't him. And Lizzy isn't definitely Jessica. He tries to think on the way some of the other players have talked about meeting their wives.

 

But he keeps coming back to room 1410. 

 

He keeps coming back to how it felt to have Rozanov take the reins. How it felt to be enveloped like that, taken in a tide of lust and pure id.

 

He brings in room 1221, after All-Stars, the anticipation of it stirring in his bones.

 



Icebreaker by Jane Dutch

“Max glances up into the crowd and meets a familiar brown-eyed gaze, one he hasn’t seen since he left Kitchener for the big leagues. Lizzy Anderson is wearing his jersey with a sad smile on her face…”

In Jane Dutch’s debut novel, superstar Max Taylor comes back to his hometown for a charity exhibition game, only to run into his biggest what if—childhood friend and resident artist Lizzy Anderson. This second chance romance brings a sharp new perspective on what it takes to be the best in the game, and whether love is enough to bridge the gap.

“Some of the most accurate hockey I’ve ever seen on the page, and a love story that is all sweetness and spice when it really comes down to it. Jane Dutch is a fresh new voice in the hockey romance scene, and we’re all excited to see what she’s bringing to the table.” ~ The New York Times



Summer 2016


Group Chat: Metros WAGs!!!

August 2 3:38 PM

Jackie

This month we’re reading Icebreaker by Jane Dutch for book club!

Nicole

another hockey romance???

Carine

don’t we get enough of that in our real lives

they’re always so strange

Jackie

girls i swear jane dutch is actually good

like the hockey isn’t the stupid shit we usually see

i made hayden read it and he was surprised by how accurate it was

Valerie

hayden can read?

Jackie

haha very funny

seriously though

ms. dutch knows what she’s doing

August 22 10:26 PM

Nataly

holy shit jacks you were not kidding

why was that so fucking hot????

Valerie

eating her out like it’s a PRIVILEGE

jesus

and the hockey was hot too!

the ways she had max scoring?

🥵

Carine

and she talks about us!

WAGs, i mean

that bit in chapter 10 about how much of our lives is just supporting them

lizzy looking out into a sea of blondes with blue eyes

no offense ladies

but i FELT THAT

Nicole

god and letting her take the lead! showing him what she likes and then putting it to work on him!

Jackie

i know right?

i think ms. dutch has to have first hand experience

she extols the virtues of hockey ass too much not to have copped a feel

Nicole

what puck bunny's coming out and writing this much detail into the hockey though?

idk if any of us could hide that we were doing this

i'd be bursting at the seams

i think she's a journo and this is her side hustle

the writing's too good to be amateur

Jackie

she does have one with a sports journo protag...

next month's read? 👀

Carine

fuck yeah

i wanna see what she comes up with next!

 

Notes:

I hope you liked it! Feel free to tell me what you think.

Quick Notes:

- Sorry for dropping off the face of the earth! I got hit by the AO3 Author's curse as soon as I finished the In All But Name series, but I'm out of the hospital now and well on my road to recovery!
- As a result, this fic is probably going to be a bit slower going. I'm planning on shorter chapters, like the first one, but you know how I am.
- We are playing with the timeline a bit--Shane's perspective is a bit of a general view of how his writing is going, while the Metros WAGs are reading Jane Dutch's books for their book club starting in August of 2016, so Jane Dutch already has 4 books out. I'll be flipping back and forth between Shane writing the books and the ladies reading them/sharing them.
- I will leave it up to you as to whether the sex in Shane's books is actually good; the way I'm interpreting it, he's taking some of the detail of his hookups with Ilya and changing the genitals involved. I can't see him not at least trying to be accurate about it, so it's hot, but the perspective can get a little bit weird sometimes.
- Jacqueline Bergeron and Hayden Pike get married in 2012, but they meet early on during Shane's rookie year of 2010-2011. Yes, this implies that they do wait longer to get married, which is almost unbelievable for them, but I'm interpreting it as Jackie moving in with Hayden within 2 months of meeting him, and they live together for a while before they get married. So there's still a little bit of that energy going on.
- A list of the ladies:
Jacqueline "Jackie" Pike neé Bergeron - Hayden Pike's wife
Nicole Miitka - Sorren Miitka's wife
Nataly Drapeau - Patrice Drapeau's wife
Valerie Comeau - Gilbert Comeau's wife
Carine Toussaint - J.J. Boiziau's current girlfriend. The girls all think he's going to propose soon, but Carine isn't so sure.
The group is pretty small; the Metros are not very good about committed relationships, so the WAGs group tends to be pretty exclusive. Carine is the newest add, and she's been there for a year.