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Meanwhile, In Idiotic Island, the eliminated contestants are inside the cage, bored, while Nickel and Baseball were having a conversation with each other.
Nickel: Hey, Baseball! any predictions on which one of us is going to rejoin the game?
Baseball: Eh, Well, whoever it is, It's not going to be Balloon.
Balloon: Can it, moron! Did you know the viewers appreciate that I'm a three-dimensional character? I'm not flat.
Paper: As if! I've been trapped here the longest, the viewers will support my sympathetic plights!
Lightbulb: Uh... I thought it was like your choice, Cuz... you can just, uh... You know...
A outline of dots appear in Paper's body, meaning that he's a flat character.
Paper: Ah... right, your new here...
As when Paper comes out of the bars of the cage in the island, he gets punched by the Fist Thingy into the cage again.
Knife: Nice try, weakling. But I'm pretty obvious, I'm rejoining!
Pepper: You? Mr. Murder Pants, got, like, the most votes to be eliminated ever, you wish!
Baseball: Well, I think we all have an equal chance.
All (except Baseball, Nickel and Lightbulb): SHUT UP, BASEBALL!
Baseball: Geez! So aggressive! Haven't I been through enough...?!
Everyone looks with unamused faces while Baseball showed them his "Where Babies Come From" book.
Lightbulb: What do you mean? I thought everyone knew babies come from...
When Baseball shows Lightbulb the book, Lightbulb pukes.
Pepper: Ew...
Nickel: I did not see that coming...
Lightbulb lays on the floor, now traumatized from the book as she trembles.
Lightbulb: ...Lots and lots of clouds, baby clouds...
Then, MePhone4, the host, arrives to Idiotic Island to host a rejoining challenge.
MePhone4: Hello, my lovely losers. It's time to see which one of you is going to rejoin the game.
Bow: Alright, Coolness!
After appearing out of nowhere, Everyone stares at Bow.
MePhone4: ...You're not a contestant, Bow.
The Fist Thingy punches Bow out of Idiotic Island, never to be seen again.
MePhone4: Fine, everyone, hold onto something heavy, Because it's gonna be a tough ride.
Then, everyone goes onto Baseball, the heaviest contestant.
Baseball: H-Hey! I-I'm not that fat!
Lightbulb: Well, you are getting a little chubbier around the edges.
The Fist Thingy punches the eliminated contestants out of the cage, and Bow comes in the cage again.
Bow: Ha ha, that was awesome! Do it again!
The Fist Thingy punches Bow again out of the cage, and she comes in, once again as the begs for more, after being launched once again, she lands onto the platform of the elimination arena in the sky with the other contestants.
MePhone4: A rejoin, how exciting! Everyone loves a good underdog story, overcoming the odds after an intense struggle.
Knife: Well, the real struggle is seeing your ugly face again!
MePhone4: Knife, that was really rude.
Paper: Oh, He's the rude one? You locked us up in a cage like animals for MONTHS!
MePhone4: Hah! That's different. That was funny! Now, let's get to it! 386 people voted!
Paper: Let me guess... Knife got zero!
Knife: COME AT ME, BRO!
Paper: Um, No thanks.
MePhone4 then explains about the rejoin contest.
MePhone4: If you don't receive the most votes, you will get egged in the face, and dropped a hundred feet below, back onto Idiotic Island, with nothing to break your fall. But if you rejoin, you get a cookie!
Everyone but Lightbulb collectively agrees in unison.
Lightbulb: I mean, I guess that's fair...
MePhone4: Cool, is everyone ready?
Bow: Wait... [she sits on her chair] ...Yep!
MePhone4: Who got the least amount of votes? A lot of great candidates for the biggest loser here, but our luckiest lame-o is Balloon! With only 10 votes.
Balloon: WHAT?! what about dimension?!
The egg splatters onto Balloon's face.
Balloon: Ugh! Eww!
The platform drops Balloon as he floats down slowly.
Balloon: [faintly] Oh, it's gross! It's so slimy and dripping all over...
MePhone4: Lightbulb, recency bias didn't give you an edge here, as only 13 people voted for you.
Lightbulb: Aw... Well, do I get cookies again?
MePhone4: Why would I give-
Lightbulb: Please? PLEASE?!
MePhone4: Ugh, okay, fine!
Lightbulb: Oh boy! What flavor?
MePhone4: ... Egg flavor.
Then, the egg is thrown into Lightbulb's face and the platform drops her into Idiotic Island again.
Next up, with only 35 votes, who do you think is "striking out" next?
Baseball gasps in fear.
Baseball: No!
Knife: It's me, Isn't it? [he punches the platform] Nice guys NEVER finish first!
MePhone4: Uh, no, it's Baseball. Wordplay, hello?
Baseball: Ugh, if I'm going back in there, I need a new book!
MePhone4: Oh, no worries. We got you a new one!
Baseball: Wow! Really? What is it?
MePhone4 brought out the book titled "Twilight".
MePhone4: "Twilight"!
Baseball: What?! Noooo- Uh, I mean, I'm not sure if I'm the target demographic.
MePhone4 throws the Twilight book into Baseball's face as the platform drops, causing him the fall.
MePhone4: Now, we're down to the final five!
Nickel: Well, I just know I'm going to win!
MePhone4: Hm, I'm not sure if "nice" guys can finish first, Because Bow only got 37 votes, surprisingly enough to become a newbie of the show.
Bow: No!
Bow throws her chair to MePhone4, but MePhone4 catches it and sits on it.
MePhone4: You weren't kidding, this is comfortable.
Bow: You'll have to pay for that!
Instead of dropping her platform, the Fist Thingy punches her away again into the sky.
Pepper: Ugh, like, thank goodness! I couldn't spend another minute with that annoying fangirl.
MePhone4: Oh, uh, this is awkward. You only got six votes more than her at 43.
Pepper: Ugh! Like, NO! It hasn't even been a few SECONDS!
An egg splatters onto Pepper's face and the platform drops her down.
MePhone4: Now there are only three of you left! Nickel, with 56 votes, not enough people thought you were "worth" their vote. Man, I'm on fire!
Nickel: What?! Aw, well, at least nobody misspelled my name this time. Heh.
MePhone4: Actually, more people misspelled your name than spelled it correctly. We just knew to count it now.
Nickel: Seriously?!
Then, a person named "Nickle" lands onto Nickel.
Nickle: I'm highly offended!
Both of them get dropped from the platform.
MePhone4: Paper, Knife, it's down to just the two of you. The physical flat, and the guy with the bad attitude.
Paper: It seriously better be me! How could you even put Knife up for vote?! He was nothing but a jerk to everyone!
Knife: [sarcastic] Hm, I knew that some of the fans actually did liked me.
Paper: Okay, if you get more votes than me, I'm gonna rip your Dora Doll into SHREDS!
Knife gasps in horror after hearing what Paper said.
Knife: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
MePhone4: Without further ado, let's display the votes!
Drumrolls start playing in the background, and the votes decided... That Knife got 97 votes, beating Paper, who only got 95 votes. Much to Knife's happiness and Paper's horror.
Knife: [cheers] YEAH!
Paper: What?! NO! I can't believe he-
MePhone4: Not yet, The contest's over, you can rant later when you're in Idiotic Island.
Paper: This isn't over, you backstabber! when I come back, I will have my-
The platform drops Paper into Idiotic Island.
Paper: [faintly] REVENGE...!
Knife: [chuckles] Now that he's gone, when will I get my prize?
MePhone4: Oh! You'll see...
Then platform drops Knife down into the ground, Knife stands up from the ground, groaning in pain.
Knife: Wha...?
As when Knife stands up from the grass, he looks at Marshmallow, the target he used to constantly bully.
Knife: Oh, hey, Marshmallow! Guess who's back?
Marshmallow looks at Knife and yelps in fear.
Marshmallow: Oh, no! Not you again!
Knife: Relax! I'm not gonna hurt you or anything, I'm just here to not kill you this time.
Marshmallow: Wait, really...?
Knife: [chuckles] Really.
Then, Marshmallow ran off, worried and approached to Apple about the event.
Marshmallow: I can't believe it... He's back, Knife's back!
Apple: Who?
Marshmallow: You know, That guy we like to call, "Mr. Murder Pants", that would constantly kill me by roasting me alive!
Apple looks at Knife, who was far away from her.
Apple: Uh, Wasn't that the same guy who sliced me while that orange kept bothering me?
Knife: Well, well. Now it's just me, you, and that tiny weak Marshmallow.
Marshmallow: RUN!
Apple and Marshmallow ran away from him, yelling and shouting.
Knife: Wait... How do I bet an apple too?
Mephone4: All right, Knife. For receiving the most votes to rejoin, you get a gift!
Knife: Sweet! What is it?
Mephone4: It's a piano.
Knife: [stunned] Wait, wha-
The piano falls from the sky and smashed into Knife, so much for the revenge from Paper.
Knife: Ow...
...
MePhone4: Today, I have a challenge that's even more dry than my sense of humor! If you can believe it. We're going to the Cactus Desert.
OJ: The Cactus Desert? Isn't that kinda...
Out of nowhere, Bow lands in front of OJ.
Bow: A dessert? Sure! I'll take a chocolate cake with whipped cream!
MePhone4: [serious] Literally, how does this keep happening? Whatever.
Suddenly, a giant magnet appears out of nowhere, and picks up everyone (and Bow too) to it, and it teleported to the desert and drops all of them down (except Salt, who was still stuck in the magnet).
Salt: OMG! Like, what?! Put me down!
MePhone4: Ah, right. The Contestant Magnet is also a real magnet. I guess Salt can't compete. Oh well!
OJ: Good, her flirting made me sick.
Knife: Her "Valley girl" like attitude made me sick.
Bow: Her face made me sick. [gets punched by the Fist Thingy]
MePhone4: Today's challenge is to cross the finish line on the other side of the desert. There are lots of these thorny cacti, and if you touch one, you can easily get stuck in place.
Salt: [still stuck in the magnet] I, like, knew i was a trendsetter.
MePhone4: Along the journey, there's also a ton of quicksand, an electric fence, and even the cacti desert monster, and he's said to be the most terrifying thing in living existence. So, any questions?
Paintbrush: Ha! Not falling for that one again!
MePhone4: No, I mean it. Sincerely!
Paintbrush: Oh. R-Really? Okay, well, actually, I had a question about-
MePhone4: Go!
When Paintbrush was about to finish their sentence, they get trampled by the running contestants.
MePhone4: You can finish your question.
Paintbrush: Well, I'm not going to ask it now!
Meanwhile, OJ and Bomb arrives to a lot of cacti on their way, and Knife arrives to them too.
OJ: Wow Bomb, there sure are a lot of these cacti in the way.
Knife: Hey, OJ! Watch this!
He then picks up Bomb and throws him at the cactus, causing him to explode.
OJ: Well, that was uncalled for.
Knife: Who knows? I'm gonna go win this challenge!
Knife ran through the desert, only for him to hit and get stuck by a cactus.
Knife: OW!
OJ: Knife, are you okay?
Knife: I'm... ungh ... fine ...You can go on and leave me here, man.
OJ: Okay.
OJ leaves Knife behind.
Knife: [angrily] UGH!
Elsewhere, Pickle and Taco are at an area full of cactus.
Taco: Check this out!
Taco takes a bite from a cactus and spits it out at her friend Pickle.
Taco: SOUR CREAM!
Pickle: Wait, I'm... I'm one of them? Genius disguise, Taco!
Taco: Beauty is pain!
Bomb, who was still alive, then approaches to OJ, while he was trying to win the challenge.
OJ: How are you back?
Bomb: W-W-Well...
OJ: Ugh, forget it, We gotta go.
During the challenge, Paintbrush runs to Marshmallow, who was stuck into a cactus.
Paintbrush: Marsh! No!
Marshmallow: All good. I'm on with Wall-Mart customer support. They'll get me soon. Go win.
Bomb and OJ arrives to the electric fence.
OJ: D'oh, shoot. It's the electric fence! Bomb, hoist me up!
Bomb: H-How?
OJ: I don't know, just do it!
Then, Bomb quickly kicks OJ over the fence.
OJ: Okay, not exactly what I had in mind, but how are you gonna get over it now?
Bomb: I-I'll just use threats.
Then, Bomb talks to the electric fence.
Bomb: H-H-Hey, hey, you fence! I'm gonna blow up if you don't skedaddle!
Electric Fence: I'm outta here.
The electric fence jumps out of nowhere, disappearing out of sight, much to OJ's confusion.
OJ: HUH?! You, uh, couldn't do that before the kick?
Bomb: I-I only resort to th-threats when physical violence has ran its c-course.
Meanwhile, when Apple was trying to run, she then ran into a cacti
Apple: Ow!
Apple Cacti: Silence your fists! We're not mere cacti. We're apple cacti!
Apple: What? Even I know those don't exist.
Apple Cacti #2: Well, they do now!
Paintbrush: Oh, awesome! I thought there was a fence here! Well, moving on...
They weren't exactly right, the fence manage to fall on Paintbrush, electrocuting them as they scream in pain.
OJ and Bomb arrives to the quicksand.
OJ: Oh, no it's the quicksand!
Suddenly, a mysterious desert-like creature pulls out a giant straw and slurps out the quicksand.
OJ: Uh... What is that?
Tyler Bungard: My name is Tyler!
OJ: Tyler what?
Tyler Bungard: BUNGARD!
Bomb and OJ ran off, screaming.
Meanwhile, Taco and Pickle arrives to a land of cactus.
Pickle: Hey, man. It's me, uh, Cactus Connor. You can let us through. She's on our side.
Cactus: No prob, bro! Just jump directly on top of me to unlock the secret passageway.
Pickle: Oh, really? Uh, I mean, yeah, of course!
Then, Pickle, disguised as a cactus, jumps on the cactus, but then starts shrieking in pain, Taco yelps.
Cactus: You REALLY thought you could fool me with the old Cactus Connor trick?!
Taco ran away, screaming.
Meanwhile, OJ and Bomb approach near the finish line, only for OJ to be doomed.
OJ: D'ah, shoot! Only one of us can win!
Bomb: O-Oh! H-How about we-
While running past to his "friend" , OJ kicks him to the ground.
OJ: Can we at least talk about this?!
Bomb kicks OJ back.
OJ: HEY!
After being punched by the Fist Thingy earlier, Bow flies out of nowhere, and landed into the finish line.
Bow: OMG! I win!
MePhone4: Ugh, Bow! Again? You're not a contestant! You know what that means?
Suddenly, MePhone4's cellphone hone starts ringing, he then puts it out of his pocket, and answers him, It was a younger version of Adam, who was calling him.
MePhone4: Hello?
Young Adam Katz: Let her join, She's hilarious!
MePhone4: But she's so dumb! [Bow in the background flies around, yelling]
Young Adam Katz: That's just it! She's the funniest character ever on the show! You've gotta let her on! And that's an order!
MePhone4 hangs up.
MePhone4: [to Bow] Fine, you can join. Let's at least give an actual contestant a chance to win too.
While fighting to see who can get to the finish line, Bomb pushed OJ away into one of the cactus and he shatters.
Bomb: Y-Yeah, I'm the bomb!
Bow: Alright, Coolness!
Bomb: Y-Yeah I'm the bomb!
Bomb explodes in front of Bow, sending her flying.
MePhone4: Ah, peace and quiet at last. Well, Bomb and Bow both win immunity, and along with that, a trip around the Earth!
Bomb: [stuttering] Oh, I invite everyone but Balloon, 'cause he's fat.
Salt: Agh, today's been, like, the worst!
The other contestants, who are all injured, groan in unison.
Salt: I appreciate the, like, solidarity.
MePhone4: Everyone is up for elimination except Bow and Bomb, and for the first time ever, two people will be eliminated. The two contestants with the most votes will be eliminated, so vote now.
...
Meanwhile, in Idiotic Island again, Paper was frustrated that Knife rejoins instead of him.
Paper: Ugh! There is NO way that jerk got two more votes than me, This game is rigged!
Pepper: OMG, like, calm down, Paper! Don't you, like, know? He's no longer with us anymore, which I'm also glad with that. Besides, I, like, miss my BFF Salt already.
Paper: Yeah... But when I come back, It's payback time for him!
Baseball: Uh, Paper? Are you okay? I think you really need a chill pill.
Paper: [sighs] Your right, I don't know what came over me... Besides, I'm more of a fan of the Android.
Everyone looks at Paper.
Paper: Oh well... It's just the part of me, though.
TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 2...