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Lestat de Lioncourt
@thevampirelestat
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Tuesday 3:47 PM
Hi. I know this is probably really random, but did you recently lose your wallet.
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Wednesday 12:09 PM
thevampirelestat accepted your message request
hello… yes. yes, i did. i’ve been mourning it for days 😭
12:11 PM
Alright. I thought your profile picture looked like the one on your ID, and the name matched up.
Anyway, I’ve got it with me. Found it in the parking lot of the Walmart on Bullard.
There wasn’t a number or address inside, so I figured I’d try finding you on social media.
12:12 PM
you are my hero. you have no idea how close i was to giving up on humanity entirely. i’m actually so relieved 🥹
12:14 PM
No problem. How do you want to get it back. I can meet up, or I can mail it to you.
12:16 PM
i’m leaving for canada soon and won’t be back until next week. fate is cruel. so i can’t meet you in person. but if you’d be so kind, i can give you my po box and you can mail it there svp
PO Box 21984, New Orleans, LA 70116
12:18 PM
Sure. I’ll ship it out tomorrow.
12:19 PM
merci, merci, merci !!! 😘 you’re a life saver
Thursday 10:22 AM
Just wanted to let you know it’s on the way.
Tuesday 6:14 PM
i’m home. and the wallet is in my hands. merci beaucoup monsieur 😍
6:17 PM
Not a problem. Glad it got to you.
everything’s intact. not a single thing missing. i’m honestly stunned. thank you.
Yeah… whatever you had in there ain’t my business.
oh, i know. but i had $500 cash in there. i would’ve understood if you took it, truly.
I’m not that kind of person.
6:21 PM
clearly. which is why i must take you out to dinner.
What…?
dinner. with me. as repayment for your honesty and kindness. also… may i call you louis? it’s in your Instagram handle, so i’m assuming that’s your name. though your profile is tragically private.
6:25 PM
You don’t need to repay me for anything. It’s all good, man.
i insist. i must. you saved me from absolute chaos!!!
6:27 PM
No offense, but I only reached out and sent your wallet back because it was the right thing to do. I’d want someone to do the same for me.
Other than that, I don’t know you.
then let dinner be the beginning of knowing me 😇
You’re the persistent kind, huh.
when i truly want something, yes 😈
And what you “truly” want is to take a stranger out for dinner.
6:30 PM
well of course. louis, you don’t understand the trouble you saved me from. i must do something to repay you for the inconvenience.
It wasn’t any trouble.
You really don’t need to feel obligated to buy me dinner.
☹️
Why that reaction.
because the kindest man alive refuses to let me show my gratitude. it wounds me.
That’s… a bit dramatic.
6:34 PM
pas du tout. what if we keep texting. and once you realize i’m not a serial killer or a creep, then can i take you to dinner??
6:37 PM
What if I said I had a partner.
do you.
Technically no… but what if.
so you’re single 🥰 marvelous
6:40 PM
You don’t even know what I look like.
And honestly, I was hoping if I said I wasn’t single, you’d drop the whole dinner thing, ’cause I’m not interested.
6:43 PM
louis, you’ve misunderstood my intentions… this isn’t me trying to seduce you (at least not yet 😉). even if you had someone, it wouldn’t matter. this is simply a thank you dinner.
You still don’t know what I look like. I don’t have a profile picture.
i just know. i can feel it. you’re the kindest man alive and the most beautiful ❤️🔥
6:47 PM
Okay, I think we’re done with this conversation.
louis please don’t leave me 😭
You got your wallet and that’s all that matters.
No need for a dinner.
6:50 PM
fine. then can we at least keep texting svp 😘
6:53 PM
Why?
because i haven’t learned everything i want to know about you yet.
What does it matter. We’re strangers.
and that is how every relationship begins, mon cher.
Don’t call me that.
noted. one thing learned: no pet names. for now.
6:57 PM
Okay, we’re actually done with this conversation now.
You don’t know me.
and once again, that’s how every relationship starts. i’m willing to be patient and see where this goes 😜
You’re crazy.
am i
7:01 PM
You ain’t gonna stop, are you.
most likely not 😇
Alright.
i just know we’re destined to be very good friends.
7:05 PM
Whatever you say.
pls let’s keep texting, and we’ll revisit the dinner another time?
7:11 PM
No promises.
wonderful 😍
so… are you accepting my follow request or
No.
mysterious. i like that ❤️🔥
Whatever you say.
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