Chapter Text
24/01/25 1:15am
Shidou: yuo are os rpetty ☺️
Sae: thanks
Shidou: plaese cna i hvae a ksis
Sae: yes
Shidou: AFGHJHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHOMGOMGIEONSXJNFKWIOQRYECBVG🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑🍑💦💦💦💦
Sae: ??
Shidou: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :3
Sae: how much did you drink?
Shidou: 6767676767676767676767676767676767676767
Sae: …
Sae: i can pick you up
shidou shared his location
Sae: omw, eta is fifteen minutes
Shidou: i msis sae-channnnnnnnn 🥺🥺🥺🥺
sae reacted with ❤️
Shidou: can we have a sleepover
sae reacted with 👍
Shidou: karasu gives more shots
Sae: say no
Shidou: uh oh
Shidou: sowwyyyyyyyyyy
Shidou: pelase dotn liek spank me ahahahhahaha 👀👀👀👀👀👀
Shidou: htat woudl be sooooo bad 👀👀👀
Shidou: i SAID htat wuodl be SOOOOOOOOO bad 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Sae: 5 minutes.
Sae: do otoya and karasu need lifts?
Shidou: no bc
Shidou: thye aer kissing
Shidou: its hot 🥵
sae reacted with 👍
Sae: come outside
Shidou: hi sae-chan
Shidou: im in a privaet uber i htink
Shidou: in frnot seat
Shidou: but i htink iam inloev iwth hte pretty dirver
Shidou: pretyt pnik hair and teal eyes 🤤🤤
Sae: wow
Shidou: he si so pretyt i will cry
Shidou: i wnat to cfuk him and ksis ihm
Sae: ask
Shidou: no i am shy 🥺
Sae: rare.
Shidou: but he is txetnig and drive
Shidou: not good
Shidou: he wlil crahs and destyor ihs pretty face☹️
Sae: mhm?
Shidou: car is smae as yuors
Shidou: wait
Shidou: ME
Shidou: ISAW A PCTURE OF ME AS HIS LOKC SRCEEN 😨😨😰😰😰😰
Sae: weird
Shidou: SCAERD
Shidou: FI I DIE WHO IWLL FUKC SAE-CHNA
Sae: not good
Shidou: drveri is stlil txet
Shidou: in driveawy cmoe outsdie nad ptorect me alpha dada 🥺🥺🥵
Sae: i am outside
Shidou: nope jsut me nad dvirver
Shidou: HE JSUT OPENDE THE ODOR IWTH A KEY 😰😰
Shidou: HWO DOES HE HAEV THAT
Shidou: HIDE SEA CHAN
Shidou: I IWLL FIHGT
Shidou: but hes too pertty for me to pnuch
Shidou: hes tleling me og to bed
Shidou: inght lvoe you
Sae: night
Shidou: wiat
Shidou: driver looks lkie my boyifrne
Shidou: nda talks like him
Shidou: nad tastes lkie ihm
Sae: stop biting my arm
Shidou: no im ibting the drivers arm
Shidou: WIAT
Shidou: RDVIER IS SAECHAN
Sae: correct
Sae: now bed
Shidou: yes mama
Sae: ?
Shidou: mama saechan 🥵
Sae: no
Shidou: plseae sex 🥺
Sae: no
Shidou: kiss? ☹️
-sae reacted with 👍-
24/01/25 12:37pm
Shidou: wake up ✅
Shidou: kiss the bae ❌
Shidou: fuck the bae ❌
Shidou: take a dump ✅
Shidou: start the day ❌
Sae: shouldn’t you be hungover?
Sae: and what is this?
Shidou: first: i never get hungover 💪💪
Shidou: second: this is staying the night at sae’s house morning routine
Shidou: which is currently in shambles
Shidou: WHERE is my wife!? 😰🥺
Sae: shopping
Shidou: you left me all alone to fend for myself? 🥺
Sae: i needed food for breakfast
Sae: plus, it’s nearly 1pm
Shidou: blah blah blah blah blah 🙄
Shidou: the bed is all empty and cold
Shidou: i reached out and there was no sae-chan beside me ☹️
Sae: what a pity
Shidou: i know!!!!! ☹️
Sae: do you need anything?
Shidou: yes.
Shidou: my wife
Sae: ryusei.
Shidou: fine
Shidou: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Shidou: loads and loads and loads and loads of condoms
Shidou: and lube
Shidou: and a BIG mirror
sae reacted with 👍to ‘loads and loads and loads and loads of condoms’
sae reacted with 👍 to ‘lube’
Sae: already in the cart
Sae: but there are no mirrors at the grocery store
-shidou reacted with 😈 to ‘already in the cart’-
Shidou: but the ceiling is soooooooooooooo bare 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Sae: put up the old mirror
Shidou: but
Shidou: remember i got too excited putting it up last time
Shidou: because you looked all cute and pretty and had those bangs down
Shidou: and then i dropped it and it broke
Sae: ah
Sae: yes
Sae: that was a good night though
Shidou: fuck it was an AMAZING night lashes
Shidou: anyway come home now
Shidou: preferably with bangs
Sae: they’re already down
Sae: i didnt do my hair yet
Shidou: WHAT
Shidou: OMG YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT BABE
shidou sent 4 image attachments
sae reacted with 🔥 to 4 image attachments
Sae: nice
Sae: but i think the man behind me just saw your dick
Shidou: HA
Shidou: lucky guy
Sae: he looks like he’s contemplating his life
Sae: i think you were his gay awakening
Shidou: hahahahahaa so funny haahaha send goon material hahahahhaha
Sae: i am still in the store
Sae: idiot
Shidou: no i just need that pretty face babe
Shidou: esp if bangs are down
Sae: say please
Shidou: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PPLASEPALPSAE SAE-CHAN
Sae: folded under zero pressure btw
sae sent one image attachment
Shidou: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Shidou: BABY
Shidou: youre so cute
Shidou: i think i just developed motherly instincts
Shidou: come give me a smooch
Sae: actual simp
Sae: also dont bust a nut yet
Sae: wait til im home
Shidou: i genuinely might explode if i wait 😳
shidou sent 2 image attachments
-shidou sent 1 video attachment-
Sae: jesus christ ryusei.
Sae: how the fuck are you that hard
Shidou: bc sae-chan is so pretty
Sae: im coming now
Shidou: hell yeah 😈😈
Shidou: send dick in the car please 🥺🥺
Sae: no
Shidou: NO
Shidou: PLEASEPLASEPLEASEPLEAS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASS
Sae: its a 5 minute drive, just wait
Shidou: just the tip 🥺🥺
sae reacted with 👎
Sae: im not whipping my dick out while im driving
Shidou: bulge????? 👀👀👀👀
sae sent one image attachment
Sae: there
Shidou: NGHAHHHHHHHH😫😫😫😫😫😫
sae reacted with 👍
Shidou: hi hi so where are you 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Sae: close
Shidou: i wish i had a free bag of dihuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Shidou: as in like
Shidou: right nowuhhhh 👀👀👀👀👀
Sae: i said im close
Sae: be patient
Shidou: i wanna be your heart
Sae: why?
Sae: so i can always be pumping inside of you 🥺🥺🥺
Sae: creative.
Sae: open up
Shidou: yes daddy 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Sae: the door ryusei.
Shidou: oh..
Shidou: right
Sae: …or both
Shidou: IK THATS RIGHT 😈
-24/01/25 23:02pm
shidou sent image attachment
Sae: ew wtf is that
Shidou: its what our biological son would look like
Sae: ?
Shidou: i asked chatgpt
Shidou: why is it so ugly im scared
Sae: i hate him
Shidou: same ☹️
Sae: immediate abortion
Shidou: HAHA
Shidou: charlie kirk just rolled in his grave
Shidou: but if we really had a son
Shidou: he would probably just have the copy paste itoshi family features
Shidou: so he wouldnt be a chopped son 😊
Shidou: a chon
Sae: i dont want a son
Sae: we will be girl dads
Shidou: AWWWW
Shidou: YOU THINK AB THIS SAE CHAN???
Sae: yes?
Sae: two daughters
Sae: no chons in sight
Shidou: OMG
Shidou: PERFECT
sae reacted with ❤️
Shidou: can i try impregnate you now 🥺
Shidou: get an early start 🥺
Sae: mpreg
Shidou: HAHAHAHAH WHAT
Shidou: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT BABE
Sae: i went on your phone
Shidou: sae itoshi jealous era!?
Sae: no
Sae: i was bored
Sae: my phone was dead
Sae: and you were sleeping
Shidou: hmmm
Shidou: excuses excuses
Sae: youre actually insufferable
Shidou: you love me
Sae: not the point
Shidou: should be
sae reacted with 👎
Shidou: so………………👀👀👀👀👀👀
Shidou: DTF? 😅
Sae: you literally just went home
Shidou: doesnt mean i cant literally just come back 🙄🙄
Sae: my back is sore
Shidou: heh 😈
Shidou: my bad everyone 😳😳😳😳🥵🥵
Sae: go to sleep
Shidou: ☹️
Shidou: pull up to da dorm 🥶🥶
Shidou: pwease 🥺
sae reacted with 👎
Shidou: but i wuv you 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Sae: you wont love me when im limping to every single class tomorrow
Shidou: holy shit that would be so hot
Shidou: i would love you even more
Sae: deadass whipped
Shidou: hey
Shidou: cum over 😅
Sae: just jerk off
Shidou: i did
shidou sent one image attachment
Sae: so youre just sitting there with cum all over your bed?
Sae: all previous consideration of coming over was just abolished
Shidou: come lick it clean dada 😋😋😋
Sae: ryusei.
Shidou: fine fine
Shidou: im cleaning now 🙄🙄
Shidou: come over
Shidou: no sex
Shidou: just cuddles
Sae: ‘cuddles’ = you straight up humping me the whole time
Shidou: maybe ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
Shidou: but ill be good tonight
Shidou: i promise (😈)
Sae: again
Shidou: i promise (😇)
Sae: fine
Sae: omw
Shidou: not me pulling sae itoshi 😳😳😳😳😳
Sae: i turned the car around.
Shidou: NO PLEASE 😰
Sae: im bluffing calm down
Shidou: yes ma’am
-24/01/25 23:29pm
Sae: open
Shidou: wait i was kidnapped
Shidou: i left door unlocked for the bae tho 🔥☺️
Sae: i see
Sae: who kidnapped you?
Shidou: aiku
Shidou: he needed my pro wingman skilled to pull the huzz
Shidou: we’re waiting for the target in room 403
Shidou: wanna pull up?
Sae: nah
Sae: im gonna snoop in your room
Sae: drawer 1: boring
Sae: drawer 2: boring
Sae: oh its me
Shidou: yes you ☺️☺️
Shidou: sae-chan drawer
Sae: aw
Shidou: goon drawer
Sae: i dont even remember any of these photos
Shidou: yeah bc im slick and cool when i take them 🙄
Sae: mhm
Sae: stop taking pictures while im asleep
Shidou: but theyre so cute
Shidou: little baby bangs down sae-chan
Sae: you and my dang bangs
Shidou: AWWWW
Shidou: sae bangs mentioned 🥹🥹🥹
Shidou: so cute but still hot
Shidou: bend over?
Sae: charming.
Sae: next drawer
Shidou: uh oh. 😰
Sae: ..
Sae: ryusei.
Shidou: yes babe 😇😇
Sae: why do you have underwear with my face printed on the ass
Shidou: who me!?
Shidou: i think youre in the wrong room 😅
Sae: ..
Sae: moving on
Shidou: ……………..
Sae: really?
Shidou: whats wrong sae-chan ☺️
Sae: you printed out my nudes.
Shidou: just my favourites
Shidou: sae itoshi dick hilights
Sae: ridiculous
Shidou: okay wingmanning successful, aiku huzz is secured
Shidou: otw back to you cutie
Shidou: pants off when im there please 🙏
Sae: we agreed no more sex today
Shidou: ehh worth a shot 🤷
Sae: hurry
Shidou: ok babe 🥵🥵
-25/01/25 13:00pm
Sae: i am going to kill you.
Shidou: hello love of my life 😍
Shidou: beautiful day out am i right?
Sae: im never talking to you ever again
Shidou: elaborate babe 😇
Sae: it fucking hurts to sit down and ive looked like an idiot trying not to constantly shift in my seat the whole day
Shidou: awww poor baby 🥺
Shidou: why does it hurt again? 🧐
Sae: dont piss me off
Shidou: 😈
Shidou: i should not be fully put to blame
Shidou: takes two to tango or whatever they say
Sae: i didnt know not having sex last night would turn you into an absolute beast when we were fucking this morning
Shidou: yeah because you fucking WHIMPERED 🤤🤤🤤
Shidou: how could i not go absolutely feral
Sae: it wasnt on purpose
Sae: plus i was barely awake of course i made more sound than usual
Sae: im still mad at you btw
Shidou: sowwy 🥺
Sae: not forgiven
Sae: plus i was late to first lecture so the whole hall saw me limp into class.
Sae: i genuinely fucking limped.
Shidou: hot
Sae: no.
Sae: not hot.
Sae: youre on a ban
Shidou: NO PLEASE
Shidou: SAE CHAN
Shidou: ILL CRY
Sae: i hope you do
Shidou: pov my boyfriends in his dacryphilia era
Sae: that joke extended the length of the ban
Shidou: im scared
Sae: you should be
Shidou: h-h-h-how long is it sae 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Sae: ew
Sae: stuttering over text made it even longer
Sae: now its 3 days
Shidou: THREE DAYS???
Shidou: BABE IM WEAK
Shidou: YOU CANT DO THISTO ME
Sae: too bad
Shidou: fine ill just jerk off 🙄
Shidou: good thing i printed out those nudes 😅
Sae: no jerking off.
Shidou: WHAT
Shidou: lol im just gonna do it anyway 😂✌️
Sae: ryusei.
Sae: you will do what i tell you
Sae: understand?
Shidou: fuck thats HOT
Shidou: youre only turning me on more
Shidou: like yes daddy sae-chan tell me what to do 🤤🤤🤤
Sae: well too bad
Sae: no getting off for 3 days starting now
Shidou: babe
Shidou: ill literally
Shidou: wither away
Sae: good
Shidou: did i ever uhm tell you uhm that youre really pretty hahahajahajja hahahahahah 😅😅😅😅
Sae: yes
Sae: constantly
Shidou: hahahaahhahahah so pretty hahahahahahahahahahahahahah lemme hit
sae reacted with 👎
shidou reacted to the reaction 👎 with ☹️
sae reacted to the reaction ☹️ with 🤐
shidou reacted to the reaction 🤐 with 🥺
sae reacted to the reaction 🥺 with 🤷♂️
shidou reacted to the reaction 🤷♂️ with 🍆
sae reacted to the reaction 🍆 with ❌
Shidou: hey!
Shidou: i thought we were flirting and you forgave me and we were both gonna kiss and hold hands ☹️🥺
Sae: the bar is in hell
Shidou: LOL SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAH
Shidou: HAHAHAAHHA 😂😂😂😂
Shidou: SO FUNNY AND PRETTY AND COOL!!!!
Sae: glaze will get you nowhere
Sae: my lecture is ending
Sae: im coming over
Shidou: fine whatever i dont even care 🙄🙄🙄🙄 hmph
Sae: ?
Shidou: no im kidding babe please come over i love you youre so sexy aha
sae reacted with 👍
25/01/25 22:09pm
Shidou: so we’re 100% deadass sure on the sex ban yes??? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Shidou: asking for a friend
Sae: ryusei why are you still in my driveway
Sae: you walked me home over 10 minutes ago
shidou sent an image attachment
sae reacted with ❤️
Sae: cute
Sae: but sending me pictures of you pouting wont do anything
Shidou: just say you have no heart and want me to die alone on the street 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Sae: go home
Shidou: but youre so pretty ☹️☹️☹️
Sae: now.
Shidou: fine 🥺🙄
Sae: good boy
Shidou: EVIL
Shidou: now i have to walk home with a boner i cant do anything about
Sae: not my fault youre easy
Shidou: actually die
Sae: correct yourself
Shidou: walking home now love you
Sae: better
Sae: ban shortened by one day
Shidou: bro acting like he wasnt just horny aswell and shortened it for himself 😭😭🙏🙏🙏
Sae: careful
Shidou: hahahahah who said that
Shidou: love you so much babe youre so pretty hahahah 👀👀👀👀👀👀
sae reacted with ❤️
26/01/25 02:03am
Shidou: baby
Shidou: baby
Shidou: baby
Shidou: baby
Sae: what.
Shidou: i wanna make out
Sae: im going back to sleep
Shidou: NO
Sae: night
Shidou: ☹️
Shidou: please
Shidou: say i can jork it 🥺🥺🥺
Sae: ..
Shidou: pleaseeeeeee 😈😈😈🙏
Sae: im tired
Shidou: so yes? 👀👀👀
Sae: okay
Shidou: FUCK YEAH
Shidou: send pic
Sae: no dick rn
Sae: cba to take it out
Shidou: you wearing a shirt? 👀👀👀
Sae: no
Shidou: show abs 🤤
Shidou: or biceps 🤤
Shidou: or literally anything
Shidou: im easy
Sae: too easy.
sae sent two images
Sae: both
Sae: now love you bye
Shidou: HOT 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Sae: say it back
Shidou: LOVE YOU
sae reacted with ❤️
12/02/25 17:14
Shidou: BABE
Shidou: NO
Shidou: IM CRYING
Sae: whats wrong?
Shidou: I WAS READING CSM
Shidou: AKI DIED ☹️☹️☹️🥺
Sae: the ponytail?
Shidou: YES
Shidou: MY AKIANGEL DOOMED YAOI
Shidou: THEYRE BOTH DEAD
Sae: yaoi?
Shidou: gay men fucking
Sae: so we are yaoi?
Shidou: BABE STOP MAKING ME LAUGH WHEN IM CRYING ABOUT MY GOATS DEATH
Sae: dead yaoi
Shidou: YOURE SUPPOSED TO CONSOLE ME
Sae: i know im already on my way
Shidou: AND IT WAS DENJI WHO KILLED HIM ☹️
Sae: the main guy?
Sae: i thought you told me they were friends
Shidou: THEY ARE
Shidou: WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME
Shidou: HE HAD TO KILL HIM
Sae: oh
Sae: explain why when i get there
shidou sent image attachment
Sae: oh youre actually crying
Sae: hot
Shidou: what the fuck babe 💔
Sae: i mean oh no
Sae: but still a little hot
shidou reacted with 😳
Shidou: nearly here?
Sae: im leaving the store
Sae: i bought us snacks
Shidou: bring dat ass too 😈😈😈
Sae: i thought you were sad?
Shidou: I AM ☹️
Sae: convincing.
Shidou: NO SAE CHAN
Shidou: IM WATCHING AKIANGEL ANGST EDITS
Shidou: IM GONNA THROW UP
Sae: im trying to drive
shidou sent an image attachment
sae reacted with ❤️
Sae: aw
Sae: ill kiss you better
Shidou: OMG
Shidou: SAE CHANNNNNNMM
Shidou: why are you so out of character
Shidou: are you about to die or something
Shidou: like aki 🥺
Shidou: no babe please i love you
Sae: ??
Sae: youre so fucking weird
Shidou: ayyy thats my man 😈😈😈
Sae: let me in
14/02/25 01:39am
Sae: waek up
Shidou: already up babe
Sae: dikc
Sae: now
shidou sent 3 image attachments
Sae: nmgnh
Sae: mine
Shidou: come over 😈🤤
Sae: i wihs
Sae: i am at a club
Shidou: ahhh i see
Shidou: drunk sae
Shidou: easily a top 5 sae itoshi variant
Sae: i am third whleeing
Sae: hugo nad loki kepe makign out
Shidou: aw
Shidou: french yaoi
Sae: me and ryusei yaoi
Shidou: yes PLEASE 😩😩
Sae: eager
Sae: cmoe here
Sae: bend me over
Shidou: gladly 😈😈
Shidou: drop the addy
sae shared his location
Sae: i msis my boyfreind
Sae: big arms adn bgi dick
Sae: pretty eyes
Shidou: oh my god you are so fucking adorable
Sae: no.
Sae: i am hot
Shidou: true
Shidou: but youre cute too
Sae: shut it
Sae: bitch
Shidou: ooh feisty
Shidou: watch that tone or i might not pick you up 😳
Sae: now im sad
Sae: i am cryngi
Shidou: awww poor baby
Sae: hah
Sae: prnaked you
Sae: i ddint cry
Shidou: cutie
sae sent image attachment
Shidou: AWWW
Shidou: SO PRETTY
Sae: thnak yuo
Sae: i am hard
Shidou: makes two of us 😈😈😈
Sae: can we yaoi
Shidou: hell yeah we can yaoi🤤
Sae: whta are yuo wearing?
Shidou: wife beater and sweats 💪
Shidou: why babe?
Sae: prefect
Sae: sned bicep
shidou sent image attachment
seen @01:53am
14/02/25 01:54am
Loki: hey man, text me when youre here for sae so i can get him from the bathroom, he started choking on his drink when he saw something on his phone and ran there
Shidou: LOL
Shidou: will do, thanks dude!
loki reacted with 🔥