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I’m in a toxic relationship with Biology and I can’t leave

Summary:

After you got an unsatisfactory grade in your biology exam, you find Biology afterschool to confront it about this…

Chapter 1: Biology is a monster

Notes:

Sorry English isn’t my first language!!!!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

“Why is it that you never listen to me!” I screamed and took a step back from the monster that has been consuming my every waking thought.

Biology smirked and leaned on the doorframe, keeping me from leaving it, “your body wants me, your body needs me, biology is everywhere.” He loomed closer, like a predatory animal lurking in the shadows.

“I do everything for you, I keep a biology notebook with me at all times, I studied until ungodly hours, I literally spread biology propaganda to my friends… yet this,” I took out my scrunched-up exam results, “a fucking 69%? Not even a B? Is this how you repay all I did for you?”

“If you’re willing to do anything for me,” Biology grabbed my collar, “then get on your knees and beg.”

My knees instantly hit the ground.

“Good girl~” Biology cupped my face with its hands, “ ‘knew you would always listen to me.”

“I—I don’t want this,” I tried to get back up, “I don’t want any of this!”

“Muscle memory, darling,” Biology smirked, “your body will kneel when I ask, you’ll come when I snap my fingers…biology, biology controls you, you’re completely wrapped around my fingers.”

“No—I want to get out of this, I don’t want to think about you anymore,” I laughed bitterly, “do you know I’ve been dreaming of vitamin properties every night? Vitamin A forms a visual pigment in the retina for vision in dim light…”

“Hmmm… seems like you’ve been studying well,” Biology lifted the tip of my chin with its cold fingers, “then I wonder…how did you get such a…disappointing grade?”

“That is exactly why I am talking with you right now!” I hurled my biology exam results on the floor, “you are not giving me the results I deserve!”

“Welcome to the world of science, my love, where efforts doesn’t mean you’ll get the results you wanted—”

“This isn’t right—”

“This is science.”

“Maybe I’ll just go back to English, it treats me better than whatever the hell you stem fuckers do to me—”

“You cannot leave me, I am biology; I control your body, I control your mind…I essentially control you, everything, you are mine.”

“No…”

“You’ll always come back. Even if you crawl back to English, I will bring you back; you’ll be kneeling in front of me, and even if your mind screams, your body will obey biology.”

“You’re disgusting,” I spat.

Bam!

The door was banged open, revealing my savior.

Notes:

Writing this to cope with my ass grades in biology at school :,)
Thanks for bearing with me for this lolll
Will update the next chapter soon!!!