[Podfic] listen to the garden coo

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No one bleeds in Tampa's Benchmark International Arena if they can help it.

The rest of the League has hired witches to ward their arenas to avoid things like this, but Tampa hasn't. Or maybe they have and it's failed. It's unclear if it's a refusal on Tampa's part or if Benchmark just protests being warded.

Either way, Benchmark isn't warded. Either way, if you bleed on the ice of the Benchmark your team will win.

And then the price will have to be paid.
Podfic of listen to the garden coo by SafelyCapricious.

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For mistbornhero.
Inspired by [Restricted Work] by SafelyCapricious (Log in to access.)

For Mist! This felt like the PERFECT vibes for you, I hope you enjoy!

Thank you to Bittercape for helping me choose the song for this pod!

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Text: listen to the garden coo
Author: SafelyCapricious
Reader: Flowerparrish
Music: The Very Last Resort - Trentemøller
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SafelyCapricious Tue 03 Mar 2026 12:55PM UTC

I love how you say “Hollander” with Ilya, and your Heeeeeey was inspired! Lovely music choice! Thank you so much for sharing!

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1. Flowerparrish Tue 03 Mar 2026 01:05PM UTC
  
  Thank youuuuuu <333 I am so glad you liked the "heyyyyy" in particular, that was so fun <333
  
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Podcath Tue 03 Mar 2026 01:14PM UTC

I’m so excited you podficced this story. It’s such a perfect short little imaginative universe-creating fic. and your voice and production. What a treat!!! Thank you!

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1. Flowerparrish Tue 03 Mar 2026 01:26PM UTC
  
  Thank you so much!!! I love this fic so much, I was so excited to podfic it. I'm so glad you enjoyed listening!!
  
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2. 1. Podcath Sun 08 Mar 2026 04:54AM UTC
    
    I've already listened to it twice and I know I'll come back. It's such big content for such a little story. And your reading and the music are lovely! Thanks again!
    
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  2. 1. Flowerparrish Sun 08 Mar 2026 01:47PM UTC
      
      safely is EXCELLENT at doing that, huge content in a small space. I am so glad you are obsessed with this as much as I am!!!
      
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ChaosKiro Wed 04 Mar 2026 08:12PM UTC

Your drugged Shane was just so good, this was a great listen <3

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1. Flowerparrish Wed 04 Mar 2026 11:50PM UTC
  
  Thank you!!! <3
  
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Fire_and_Spice Thu 05 Mar 2026 08:27PM UTC

So charming!!!

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1. Flowerparrish Sat 07 Mar 2026 12:54PM UTC
  
  Thank you!
  
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GrassfedChickem Sat 07 Mar 2026 01:49AM UTC

TY FOR MAKING MY SHIFT BEARABLE 🙏❤️💕❤️🙏

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1. Flowerparrish Sat 07 Mar 2026 12:51PM UTC
  
  YESSSSS the best compliment truly, I am so glad it could keep you company and provide a little light in the capitalism grind!!!! Thank you for listening!!
  
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ASingleWildFlower Mon 16 Mar 2026 05:37PM UTC

This was such a pleasure to listen to! ❤️❤️❤️

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1. Flowerparrish Tue 17 Mar 2026 12:04AM UTC
  
  Thank you so much!
  
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Merlioske Wed 18 Mar 2026 03:28PM UTC

OMG DUDE. i adore this fic so hard. this is such a fucking treat.
i love you?😭😭😭 <3<3<3
thank you so much.
xoxo

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1. Flowerparrish Thu 19 Mar 2026 11:46AM UTC
  
  SAME I am obsessed with this one. I'm so excited to pod the sequel now that it's live too!! thanks for listening!
  
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2. 1. Merlioske Thu 19 Mar 2026 12:29PM UTC
    
    Qhxydhdngosbdlam--------
    *Incoherent pterodactyl screeching*
    Cannot fucking wait!!! 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
    
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Witchahazel Mon 06 Apr 2026 05:23AM UTC

Oh wow, so moody, great music choice. I really loved this thank you for the reading!!

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1. Flowerparrish Mon 06 Apr 2026 01:09PM UTC
  
  Thank you so much!! I'm so glad you enjoyed!! And omg, agree, the music is so good, my friend chose it for me and they did INCREDIBLY nailing the vibes
  
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ivvic Tue 14 Apr 2026 03:18AM UTC

FLAWLESS RECORDING, perfect execution and sound scaping/music choice. 💜💜💜 just wow

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1. Flowerparrish Tue 14 Apr 2026 11:51AM UTC
  
  YAY thank you!! bits helped IMMENSELY with the song choice, I feel like it really came together from there <3 I am so thrilled you enjoyed this one so much!!!
  
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warmfuzzydyke Sat 18 Apr 2026 05:29AM UTC

This story is so wild. Thanks for reading it.

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1. Flowerparrish Sat 18 Apr 2026 11:21AM UTC
  
  Thanks for listening, glad you liked it!! <3
  
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Jamie_Kb Tue 12 May 2026 07:12AM UTC

thank you so much for the podfic!! I absolutely love this series, and now I can also enjoy when playing or drawing. The music to break up the different sections is so good and the pacing was perfect, lots of kudos and love!!

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1. Flowerparrish Tue 12 May 2026 09:59AM UTC
  
  yay thank you!! I am so glad you enjoyed this first one!!! I am also so obsessed with this series, I'm so glad you liked the podfic <3
  
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