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2026-01-31
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Huitlacoche

Summary:

I'm a cook, a foodie, and a writer. Sometimes these things happen.
To the tune of "Sweet Emotion" (really one of my fave Aerosmith songs)
All apologies in advance :)

Work Text:

(to the tune of "Sweet Emotion")

[Intro]
Hui-i-i-t…la-co-o-o-che…
Hui-i-i-t…la-co-o-o-che…
Hui-i-i-t…la-co-o-o-che…
Hui-i-i-t…la-co-o-o-che…

[Verse 1]
Found it growin’ on the corn out back
Blackened kernels, funky in fact
Farmer said “that stuff ain’t right”
I said “man, that’s dinner tonight”

[Chorus]
Hui-i-i-t…la-co-o-o-che…
Hui-i-i-t…la-co-o-o-che…

[Verse 2]
Grandma crossed herself, said “child, no way”
Chef from down South said “sí, bebé”
Ugly on the outside, truth be told
But crack it open - culinary gold

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
They call it smut, they call it shame
Same folks scared of the chili flame
Earthy, smoky, and dark delight
Melt it down and hit it with lime

[Chorus]

[Verse 4]
Corn went bad, but it went real right
Late summer, under harvest moonlight
You can keep your kernels sweet and plain
Gimme somethin’ wild with that black stain

[Outro Chorus]
Hui-i-i-t… la-co-o-o-che…
(yeah, sing it again)
Hui-i-i-t… la-co-o-o-che…
(you know you want it)
Hui-i-i-t-la-co-o-o-che…