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“… Wow.” The currently-visible girl, Toru Hagakure remarks after she and her partner had recovered their individual breaths.
Izuku Midoriya, for once enjoying the feeling of being soaked from just under his nose to nearly the bottom of his chin, smiles at her. “Told you.” He says, licking his lips. The taste of her being very arousing, even if he’s not quite feeling up for another round after the five consecutive ones they just had.
Toru snorts and smiles over at him. “I just… Wow! You were this blushy, stammery mess back in UA whenever any girl so much as looked at you. The heck changed?”
Izuku’s face burns a little even as he smiles upon remembering the events of before. “Uhhh… So, I may or may not have unintentionally led on a few other girls. They uh… Didn’t outright say what they wanted, so I didn’t really know what was going on until I was suddenly in a bed and they were naked. Didn’t want to leave any… Unsatisfied, so I did what I normally do and learned fast.”
“Who?!” Toru asks, not in the way Mina does where she’s clearly looking for gossip, more just overwhelming curiosity.
Izuku sighs. “Nejire, Ippan, Mawata, and Itsuka.”
Toru grins a little, though she seems confused. “Wait, ‘Ippan’, who’s that?”
Izuku blushes. “The tall blue fox lady I saved during the ah, ‘Vigilante’ days.”
“… Oh damn.” Toru remarks with her own blush. “You managed to please her?”
“I’m not going to tell you how, before you ask.” Izuku says with a huff. “That’d be like me telling Mina that you like it when-“
“Yep! Totally get it!” Toru chirps over him.
The man in question snorts. “Still, points for not taking me out on dates and just straight-up telling me you wanted a hook-up. Felt like shit for telling everyone else that I wasn’t interested like that afterwards, even if they all had reactions basically saying ‘Yeah, figured.’”
“… I ah… I got desperate and maybe asked on the Girls’ Group Chat who’d be willing to have sex without getting feelings involved.”
“Hmm… Rebound?”
“Nope. Just not the type to need emotions involved.”
Izuku shrugs. “Same, I guess? I do use the fact that I like all of you personally to want to provide a good time, but I’m not too fussed about having romance or whatever.”
Toru suddenly shoves a phone in his face, on it is an image of Ochako Uraraka wearing a two-piece swimsuit. His confidence and calm immediately dissolves into a puddle as he turns into a blushing, stuttering mess.
Toru snaps a picture, making sure she only gets his head and upper-chest area.
=Da Girls.=
Toru: Bruh.
Kyoka: What?
Toru: I just- This man just finished fucking me so hard I don’t even think I’ll remember how to walk tomorrow, and a picture of Ochako in a two-piece does this.
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Toru: Before you ask, his face is wet because my fluids are still on him.
Toru: Ochako. Babe. Come get your boyfriend before I throw him at you next time we all meet up.
Ochako: But we’re both busy!
Momo: Toru, sweetheart, you know that something will just happen when they get anywhere near confessing. We’ve tried throwing them at eachother. Every time it happens, we all get a notification that a villain attack is happening and they never get the words out!
Izuku: I also had time to learn hacking. —_—
Toru yelps, but Izuku isn’t done.
Izuku: I adore you all, Ochako above all, but I am not in the right headspace to have an actual girlfriend at the moment. I have a DECADE of trauma from being Quirkless to work over, and I don’t want to go into a coma for a however long to recover by using a quirk I heard of that lets you literally fistfight your problems. ‘Chako, I adore you, but please just say I’m dealing with my issues first next time. You already knew that.
Ochako: Sorry… Didn’t want to betray your trust.
Izuku: It’s fine~ Now if you’ll excuse me I have a currently visible girl to actually make sure can’t walk tomorrow.
Ochako: Haaave fun.
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“She knows!?” Toru asks.
“We’re best friends. Of course she knows.” Izuku says, eyes drawing in a flat look he doesn’t generally use unless he’s about to scold a student. “You think I’d tell Tenya or above forbid, Shoto about my escapades? We both know we want to date eachother, but neither of us are ready for that if we want it to work out for more than a month. So we talked about it and decided to just go on our own ways for a bit. Anyway; let’s get back into it.”
Toru swallows, “how glad am I gonna be that I’m invisible when I go into work tomorrow?”
The grin Izuku gives her makes her shiver. “Remember the safeword~”