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> Sooo Tsukki found himself a boyfriend?
< ???? What? No
> Three?
< ...Three what?
> Three boyfriends? 😏
< YAMAGUCHI TADASHI
> Tsukkiiiiii 😇
< You're insufferable
> And you're not single anymore, right? 😭
< ...Why the crying face?
> ARe you single or NOT???
< I am khifkpglk
> Tsukki???
< Hello, Kuroo here, Kei lost phone rights on account of ignoring us, Akaashi's words. Why are you interrupting our time, Bokuto is pouting
> Oooh no worries, just checking in on Tsukki, nothing much 😇
< I see. What about all the questions about him being single?
> Tsukki is my best friend. I want him to be happy, so you all better make sure he stays that way.
< ..is this a shovel talk??
> The light version. You boys behave or I'm telling Daichi.
< You wouldn't
> Try me. Fucking try me, then don't say I didn't warn you.
< ... there's no need, we're gonna treat Tsukki right, y'know?
> Oh I know you will 😇
< ...Gonna give him his phone back
> Bye then, tell the others I say hi 😇
< ... Yamaguchi what the FUCK
> Language, Tsukki! 😂